Fuck, yesterday was bad - i never drink this much again
 

So i was at the bar with me mates and i had like 10 burritos 2 hours before from some dodgy mexican place.
We already started drinking in the afternoon so i was pretty pissed by the time my bowels started to move around. First i ignored it but after 30 more minutes and 5 more shots i couldn't hold it anymore! I dropped my glass on the floor and ran to the toilet. I thought i made it in time and just when i was about to drop my pants i fucking shat all over the fucking place. Including my pants, underpants and shoes. Everything but the shitter was covered. Crikey! The stench alone was enough to make a tough man cry let alone the shitstains all over me. They kicked me out of the place, which wasn't hard since i was drunk as a kangeroo and i'm not welcome there anymore. Oh and the guy i picked up that evening dumped me :(
God, what an evening!

CuriousBoyToy
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Probably one of your fake nicks.

Imitation is the ultimate form of flattery.

IF done well.

This one we can feed to the stingrays.

;-)

HAHAHAHA he almost got me Lindsay.

knew that was fake before i got to 'me mates'

It's a true story mate!

Nice story. Welcome to the board CuriousBo..... :(

so boytoy.. what club were you at????

THis is even more interesting then buritos and drink. :1orglaugh

LOL. That was good

Most people finish that "i'll never drink this much again" with "and this time I mean it."

Welcome aboard and good luck to you. :)

All these aliass, they must be the same person. Think Trey is getting bored?

Sounds like you really know how to Party :helpme

Almost fooled me! Great laugh though

buster was here

Damn i thought that was you for a minute... :1orglaugh

This one almost had me for a second.

lol read a story like that before, however more elaborate and descriptive

whats funny about the story is that it could be true...

i`m sad, can't you see :banana ?

i got tricked :1orglaugh

sounds like a mad time

Crikey CTB ! CBT Surely doesnt know that Shitting one-self is the ultimate artistic expression !

LOL

you got me there

lol nice story....

I believe it.

:1orglaugh got me

If you'd believe that, I have a bridge for sale .....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seems not so obvious then :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I didn't buy it for a minute pumpkin! I do tend to buy boatloads of crap from other men however. Wish you coming to WA like you wouldn't believe:helpme

Lindsay's intestinal fortitude is legendary. It would take more than a few off-color burritos from a street vendor to send the REAL ToyBoy running to the shitter.

:1orglaugh

Someone banned me after 1 post damnit. This nick had potential.

Knew it was a fake nick when I read the name before I clicked the thread

Bahia Cabana!

I thought it was entertaining nonetheless :)

That's just disgusting.....

haha cute :)

nice try - but a few giveaway clues!

for real Aussie, use pub not bar, daks or undies not underpants, the only guy I've ever heard say Crikey got done in by a stingray, the proper spelling is kangaroo or just plain 'roo' and I'm not sure there's a pub anywhere in OZ where even the worst of us are not welcome back, and certainly not a place in the world that wouldn't host the lovable Lindsay! :)