haha cute
nice try - but a few giveaway clues!
for real Aussie, use pub not bar, daks or undies not underpants, the only guy I've ever heard say Crikey got done in by a stingray, the proper spelling is kangaroo or just plain 'roo' and I'm not sure there's a pub anywhere in OZ where even the worst of us are not welcome back, and certainly not a place in the world that wouldn't host the lovable Lindsay!