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RedShoe · 04-18-2007, 12:53 PM

I like mine loaded with BLACK PEPPER and DRY as a bone. I hate chewy jerky. I like it dry, dry dry. I usually dislike too much pepper. But on jerky, I can't get enough. My mouth feels like it's going to melt off.

I started making some a couple of days ago and now it's ready to eat. FUCK it's PERFECT.

smack · 04-18-2007, 01:03 PM

i'm with you. dry jerky is king.

i fucking hate some of the commercial brands coming out now big now like jack links. that shit is wet and nasty. that's not jerky, it's damn near rotting meat.

i haven't tried making my own yet, but i pretty much only buy Wild Bill's Beef Jerky.

http://www.wildbillsfoods.com/

this shit is awesome, and i am pretty sure it is made by some hillbilly and his family in central pa. in fact, i have a huge bag sitting next to me right now. time for lunch.

ADL Josh · 04-18-2007, 01:05 PM

yeah, im on the other end of the spectrum...jack links is my favorite, i like it soft and chewy: teriyaki flavor

shoeaholicanon · 04-18-2007, 01:05 PM

i dont like it at all

BV · 04-18-2007, 01:05 PM

Wallmart has some decent Peppered Beef Jerky for a decent price.

After Shock Media · 04-18-2007, 01:06 PM

Im all about fruit wood smoked with cracked black pepper.

Fiance likes it with smoke and crushed red pepper flakes.

Occasionally terrikaki or a sweeter taste is ok.

Oh yeah, never buy always make.

smack · 04-18-2007, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Im all about fruit wood smoked with cracked black pepper.

Fiance likes it with smoke and crushed red pepper flakes.

Occasionally terrikaki or a sweeter taste is ok.

Oh yeah, never buy always make.

how do you usually dry it when you make it? food dehydrator, or open air drying?

i have been wanting to try making it myself, but i am god aweful lazy sometimes.

aico · 04-18-2007, 01:10 PM

Dry and spicy is best. So hot that you have to keep eating more or your mouth will burn off.

After Shock Media · 04-18-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smack

how do you usually dry it when you make it? food dehydrator, or open air drying?

i have been wanting to try making it myself, but i am god aweful lazy sometimes.

Ok I have 3 ways. (we are jerky fiends)

Food dehydrator - its ok, though kind of limits the amount you can make and you MUST rotate the layers.

Smoker - Best way but takes awhile and baby sitting, needs non hot smoke in the 100 to 130 range. Gives good extra flavor.

Standard stove - Leave door cracked open, put oven on warm or lowest temp. Leave 8-12 hours depending on thickness. Allows for up to 4-5 racks at once. *use drip tray at bottom.

smack · 04-18-2007, 01:36 PM

excellent. i have been toying around with trying to build my own smoker. i think i am gonna have to dry it sometime soon and make some jerky.

After Shock Media · 04-18-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by smack

excellent. i have been toying around with trying to build my own smoker. i think i am gonna have to dry it sometime soon and make some jerky.

Trim all fat (that is what will make it go rancid)
Have butcher cut up a rump roast to about 1/4th inch thickness, cut across grain unless you like real chewy type.

I use soy, brown sugar, cracked black pepper, garlic powder, and if not in smoker (liquid smoke).

SmokeyTheBear · 04-18-2007, 01:54 PM

haha b4 i even clicked the thread 3 words came to mind..

dry , dry and dry

SmokeyTheBear · 04-18-2007, 01:58 PM

a good trick for jerky lovers is to get some dry dry beef jerky and grate it with a small holed cheese grater, then use it like "chew" stick a wad in your cheek and it last along time. i do it when im hunting. fill a ziplock bag of the dry shreds

SmokeyTheBear · 04-18-2007, 01:59 PM

anyone try this stuff

Chris Mac · 04-18-2007, 01:59 PM

Beefy and from the right Jerk I might buy more.....hahaha

g$$$ · 04-18-2007, 01:59 PM

i like it hot

After Shock Media · 04-18-2007, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

a good trick for jerky lovers is to get some dry dry beef jerky and grate it with a small holed cheese grater, then use it like "chew" stick a wad in your cheek and it last along time. i do it when im hunting. fill a ziplock bag of the dry shreds

Haha I remember when they used to sell some that way in like snuff cans. Worked out to like 140.00 a pound or so.

woj · 04-18-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

anyone try this stuff

yumm, that's gotta be good

RedShoe · 04-18-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Haha I remember when they used to sell some that way in like snuff cans. Worked out to like 140.00 a pound or so.

140 a pound?? Damn, I might need to start a side business. LOL

After Shock Media · 04-18-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

140 a pound?? Damn, I might need to start a side business. LOL

Hell check regular jerky prices and figure out per pound costs, then see if you can find the jerky powder.

Jinx · 04-18-2007, 04:15 PM

I like that Jalapeno flavored Jack's

MikeB · 04-18-2007, 04:26 PM

http://killajerky.com

beemk · 04-18-2007, 04:39 PM

the stuff at costco is decent. the best is at stores off the freeway in the middle of nowhere in michigan that have a "jerkey outlet" and sell turkey jerkey. it comes in sticks kind of like a slim jim, but is really good.

Mutt · 04-18-2007, 04:43 PM

i am a beef jerky addict - i don't buy it often cuz i literally can't stop myself from eating it. I love the dry tough stuff, i love the moist chewy stuff.

Pemmican brand is among the best. The Costco stuff isn't bad though - that big bag I can literally go through in a day.

hezochiah · 04-18-2007, 04:47 PM

I'm not a huge Jerky fan but I get it sometimes. Speaking of beef jerky though, those Messin' With hahahahahahahahaha commercials for Jack Links really crack me up. This one's probably my favorite...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...d=20217 37051

hezochiah · 04-18-2007, 04:49 PM

What the hell, I guess you can't say Sas-Quatch on here

Spunky · 04-18-2007, 04:56 PM

Tough as leather..lasts longer

JC-OCCash · 04-18-2007, 05:08 PM

I like pepper as well....none of that soft terryaki crap....

04-18-2007, 12:53 PM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	how do you like your beef jerky? I like mine loaded with BLACK PEPPER and DRY as a bone. I hate chewy jerky. I like it dry, dry dry. I usually dislike too much pepper. But on jerky, I can't get enough. My mouth feels like it's going to melt off. I started making some a couple of days ago and now it's ready to eat. FUCK it's PERFECT. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

04-18-2007, 01:03 PM	#2
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	i'm with you. dry jerky is king. i fucking hate some of the commercial brands coming out now big now like jack links. that shit is wet and nasty. that's not jerky, it's damn near rotting meat. i haven't tried making my own yet, but i pretty much only buy Wild Bill's Beef Jerky. http://www.wildbillsfoods.com/ this shit is awesome, and i am pretty sure it is made by some hillbilly and his family in central pa. in fact, i have a huge bag sitting next to me right now. time for lunch. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

04-18-2007, 01:05 PM	#3
ADL Josh Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,026	yeah, im on the other end of the spectrum...jack links is my favorite, i like it soft and chewy: teriyaki flavor __________________ ICQ: 395-433-632

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Im all about fruit wood smoked with cracked black pepper. Fiance likes it with smoke and crushed red pepper flakes. Occasionally terrikaki or a sweeter taste is ok. Oh yeah, never buy always make. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

04-18-2007, 01:36 PM	#10
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	excellent. i have been toying around with trying to build my own smoker. i think i am gonna have to dry it sometime soon and make some jerky. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

04-18-2007, 01:05 PM	#4
shoeaholicanon Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,003	i dont like it at all

04-18-2007, 01:05 PM	#5
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	Wallmart has some decent Peppered Beef Jerky for a decent price.

04-18-2007, 01:10 PM	#8
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Dry and spicy is best. So hot that you have to keep eating more or your mouth will burn off.

04-18-2007, 01:54 PM	#12
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	haha b4 i even clicked the thread 3 words came to mind.. dry , dry and dry __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-18-2007, 01:58 PM	#13
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	a good trick for jerky lovers is to get some dry dry beef jerky and grate it with a small holed cheese grater, then use it like "chew" stick a wad in your cheek and it last along time. i do it when im hunting. fill a ziplock bag of the dry shreds __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-18-2007, 01:59 PM	#14
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	anyone try this stuff __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-18-2007, 01:59 PM	#15
Chris Mac So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Here Posts: 398	Beefy and from the right Jerk I might buy more.....hahaha

04-18-2007, 01:59 PM	#16
g$$$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,807	i like it hot

04-18-2007, 04:15 PM	#21
Jinx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 636	I like that Jalapeno flavored Jack's __________________ ICQ: 360-63-200

04-18-2007, 04:26 PM	#22
MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	http://killajerky.com

04-18-2007, 04:39 PM	#23
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	the stuff at costco is decent. the best is at stores off the freeway in the middle of nowhere in michigan that have a "jerkey outlet" and sell turkey jerkey. it comes in sticks kind of like a slim jim, but is really good. __________________ I host with Vacares

04-18-2007, 04:43 PM	#24
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i am a beef jerky addict - i don't buy it often cuz i literally can't stop myself from eating it. I love the dry tough stuff, i love the moist chewy stuff. Pemmican brand is among the best. The Costco stuff isn't bad though - that big bag I can literally go through in a day. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

04-18-2007, 04:47 PM	#25
hezochiah Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 807	I'm not a huge Jerky fan but I get it sometimes. Speaking of beef jerky though, those Messin' With hahahahahahahahaha commercials for Jack Links really crack me up. This one's probably my favorite... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...d=20217 37051

04-18-2007, 04:49 PM	#26
hezochiah Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 807	What the hell, I guess you can't say Sas-Quatch on here

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Tough as leather..lasts longer __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

04-18-2007, 05:08 PM	#28
JC-OCCash Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 2,756	I like pepper as well....none of that soft terryaki crap.... __________________ JC PRESIDENT OCCASH.COM - LORDSOFPORN.COM - FRESHCHECKS.COM - 702LOCATIONS.COM JC@OCCASH ICQ: 207659713