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  • MadCat
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    #1

    Huge Bug Found in Pool - What the hell is it? (SEE PICS)

    Things was dead and drowned in my pool. I live in Southern California, but I've never seen one of these. Is it some kind of super ant? A mutant grasshopper?

    Here's a closeup of the head...

    http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/8886/3247708hd.jpg

    And here's a shot for scale...

    http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9730/3247744ap.jpg
  • 8 Characters
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    #2
    looks like some kind of super queen ant bloated and ready to kill you

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    • PimpDaddyPants
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      • Aug 2005
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      #3
      I believe its a very large Katydid they are found in southern areas. they eat plants and fruit etc.

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      • Libertine
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        #4
        Mars attacks.
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        • Manowar
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          #5
          thats just plain creepy

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          • Katsondaprowl
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            • Jun 2005
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            #6
            Oh hell no! If I saw that shit I would run my ass off. WTF is that thing?

            It looks like a cross between an ant and a grasshopper, that's the scariest thing I've seen in months.

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            • Theo
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              • May 2001
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              #7
              wtf is that? never seen such thing

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              • abyss_al
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                • Oct 2003
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                #8
                thats a potato bug...

                they live underground... these bugs randomly get a tumor, and when they do, their senses tell them to go find water... so they come up from underground in search of water and always wind up dead in puddles or in pools

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                • Sarah_Jayne
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                  • Dec 2002
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                  #9
                  Sad thing is both shots look like the photographer has porn shoot experience.

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                  • Dennis Rodman
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                    #10
                    dat looks like my slave owna cracka great, great ant Phannie Phifa from Philadelphia yo

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                    • MadCat
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by abyss_al
                      thats a potato bug...

                      they live underground... these bugs randomly get a tumor, and when they do, their senses tell them to go find water... so they come up from underground in search of water and always wind up dead in puddles or in pools

                      Really? Is this thing the super queen or something ?

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                      • 8 Characters
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                        Sad thing is both shots look like the photographer has porn shoot experience.
                        You're right

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                        • SomeCreep
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                          #13

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                          • dirtydesignz
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                            Sad thing is both shots look like the photographer has porn shoot experience.
                            Your right, they do!
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                            • 8 Characters
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                              #15
                              I think the potato bug theory has something in it..

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                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                • Dec 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by MadCat
                                Really? Is this thing the super queen or something ?
                                http://www.potatobugs.com/ - you can even get potato bug t-shirts, apparently

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                                • MadCat
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                  Sad thing is both shots look like the photographer has porn shoot experience.

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                                  • The Duck
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                                    #18
                                    Now thats a bigass bug
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                                    • 8 Characters
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                                      #19
                                      Here's a cute potato bug:

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                                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                                        • Dec 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Q: Do potato bugs bite?
                                        A: They gnaw.


                                        lol lol

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                                        • abyss_al
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MadCat
                                          Really? Is this thing the super queen or something ?

                                          no.. they all look like that
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                                          • Mutt
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by abyss_al
                                            thats a potato bug...

                                            they live underground... these bugs randomly get a tumor, and when they do, their senses tell them to go find water... so they come up from underground in search of water and always wind up dead in puddles or in pools
                                            awwwwww that's sad.
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                                            • Aly
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                                              #23
                                              aaw... Poor little thing.
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                                              • MadCat
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                                                #24
                                                so, do they bite ?

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                                                • NickRac
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                                                  #25
                                                  Jesus Christ...keep your kids away from that

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                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MadCat
                                                    so, do they bite ?
                                                    from http://www.sdnhm.org/fieldguide/inverts/sten-fus.html

                                                    "Commonly referred to as "potato bugs," even though they do not prefer potatoes and are technically not bugs, they are also called niña de la tierra (child-of-the-earth), stone cricket or chaco. Believed by some to be fierce and poisonous, this nocturnal cricket is actually non-aggressive and possesses no poison glands, although its jaws can inflict a painful bite."


                                                    I like the other answer better.

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                                                    • KRosh
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                                                      #27






                                                      Bug of a Potato


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                                                        #28
                                                        They make great snacks.
                                                        You can't eat just one.

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                                                        • Vitasoy
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                                                          #29
                                                          That thing looks creepy as hell


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                                                          • pornguy
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                                                            #30
                                                            I would sell that bad boy to the local high school.
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                                                            • tony299
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                                                              #31
                                                              fucking scary imagine finding one of those in your bed at night.

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                                                              • JeanClaude VanDamme
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                                                                #32
                                                                Sad thing is that your sunglasses were made in China...

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                                                                • WiredGuy
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Oh hell, that thing is nasty!
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                                                                  • DBS.US
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I would find them all the time when I live in Huntington Beach, CA.
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                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Holy shit !!

                                                                      I'd freak the hell out if i saw anything like that...


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                                                                      • seeric
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        potato bugs. very common in california. thats not even a big one. i saw one once that scared the living hell out of me. they are slow and at the point you will see them, close to death.

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                                                                        • Napolean
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by tony404
                                                                          fucking scary imagine finding one of those in your bed at night.
                                                                          in your bed, and twice your size, with laser beam eyes
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                                                                            • Funbrunette
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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                                                                              • adamneve
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                i would make a real check in the pool if i was you and don't get anybody inside
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                                                                                • Violetta
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  scary fucker... nothing I have seen before!
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                                                                                  • BigCashCrew
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Jeez, my GF would shit (and so would I) if I saw that in the pool ;) I like how it is measured against a quarter and some sunglasses. Nice pics.

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                                                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Katsondaprowl
                                                                                      It looks like a cross between an ant and a grasshopper.
                                                                                      An Asshopper maybe?
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                                                                                      • V_RocKs
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        They do spit shit into your eyes if you get close to a live one... And the shit is like mace! Also they can shoot this milky goo a few feet. So if you get close to one and want to really check it out in its live state, leave you hand up near your eyes and see if you can put it infront of them before the goo hits ya... Talk about fun....

                                                                                        On another note... Anyone want to do a site, www.potatobugfacials.com ?

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                                                                                        • Sosa
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          damn, that is big

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                                                                                          • phatzane®
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            dude host your own pics....


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                                                                                            • Stamen
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              That thing is a Jerusalem cricket, I used to catch a few of them out at Red Rocks when I was a kid, haven't seen one in years though.
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                                                                                              • The Captain
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                that shit is GROSS!
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                                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Di you check your bed or the bathroom? They could be all over your house now.

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                                                                                                  • Fucksakes
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    50 bugs....

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