Funny Story - GoFuckYourself.com

Lev · 07-31-2002, 09:13 PM

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey
from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to delivered the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have
some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made a profit of $998.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny eventually became the chairman of Enron.

chodadog · 07-31-2002, 09:14 PM

Haha, nice.

kmanrox · 07-31-2002, 09:15 PM

roseyrid · 07-31-2002, 11:56 PM

thats fucking great!

Dildozer · 08-01-2002, 12:01 AM

HAHAHAHAHA
good one

redshift · 08-01-2002, 12:12 AM

lawpal · 08-01-2002, 03:50 AM

Shooter · 08-01-2002, 04:49 AM

FreeNetPass Steve · 08-01-2002, 06:50 AM

Hahahaha! Good one!

foe · 08-01-2002, 07:03 AM

nice

B40 · 08-01-2002, 07:31 AM

Heard it before but still funny

Juge · 08-01-2002, 09:26 AM

Ha ha ha ha

Gimmy · 08-01-2002, 02:32 PM

hahahaha

dodo · 08-01-2002, 02:49 PM

thats the sh*t we need to be taught at school

_

Beastiepoo · 08-01-2002, 03:34 PM

Hmm, interesting...and funny.

*starts getting ideas about how to scam her mother-in-law's naive friends*

goddab mi · 08-02-2002, 08:35 AM

this story bothering to me as all say is funny but I am not understanding joke. I am thinking I am dumb Latvian country man, and this is Amerikan humor. But I also trade farm animals and story seems strange, so I study Enron.

If TASS is to be trusted, Enron go out of business as they have funny numbers in book keepers. They are lie about profits, no?

This story showing Kenny is doing same when young boy? he is saying he make profit of USD 998$ but I am seeing profits of USD 898$

My cousin is in university at Kiev and helping me to figure these numbers.

Kenny is paying USD 100$ - he is selling 500 tickets at USD 2$ this is being USD 1.000$ less USD 100$ meaning USD 900$ profit.
If he is returning USD 2$ to one man this is being USD 898$ profit.

I am thinking he is saying stories to man with donkey, or my farm is losing many profits.

is someone that can tell me why he is saying USD 998$ profit but his story shows USD 898$ I will love to understand Amerikan humor

I thank who is helping me with this story

dd2 · 08-02-2002, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goddab mi
this story bothering to me as all say is funny but I am not understanding joke. I am thinking I am dumb Latvian country man, and this is Amerikan humor. But I also trade farm animals and story seems strange, so I study Enron.

If TASS is to be trusted, Enron go out of business as they have funny numbers in book keepers. They are lie about profits, no?

This story showing Kenny is doing same when young boy? he is saying he make profit of USD 998$ but I am seeing profits of USD 898$

My cousin is in university at Kiev and helping me to figure these numbers.

Kenny is paying USD 100$ - he is selling 500 tickets at USD 2$ this is being USD 1.000$ less USD 100$ meaning USD 900$ profit.
If he is returning USD 2$ to one man this is being USD 898$ profit.

I am thinking he is saying stories to man with donkey, or my farm is losing many profits.

is someone that can tell me why he is saying USD 998$ profit but his story shows USD 898$ I will love to understand Amerikan humor

I thank who is helping me with this story

Lev · 08-02-2002, 11:05 AM

Quote:

this story bothering to me as all say is funny but I am not understanding joke. I am thinking I am dumb Latvian country man, and this is Amerikan humor. But I also trade farm animals and story seems strange, so I study Enron.

If TASS is to be trusted, Enron go out of business as they have funny numbers in book keepers. They are lie about profits, no?

This story showing Kenny is doing same when young boy? he is saying he make profit of USD 998$ but I am seeing profits of USD 898$

My cousin is in university at Kiev and helping me to figure these numbers.

Kenny is paying USD 100$ - he is selling 500 tickets at USD 2$ this is being USD 1.000$ less USD 100$ meaning USD 900$ profit.
If he is returning USD 2$ to one man this is being USD 898$ profit.

I am thinking he is saying stories to man with donkey, or my farm is losing many profits.

is someone that can tell me why he is saying USD 998$ profit but his story shows USD 898$ I will love to understand Amerikan humor

I thank who is helping me with this story

Cheshire · 08-02-2002, 11:41 AM

dd2 and lev,
His post makes more sense if you hold a mirror up to it

Shady · 08-02-2002, 11:51 AM

07-31-2002, 09:13 PM	#1
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	Funny Story A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to delivered the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00." Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny eventually became the chairman of Enron.

07-31-2002, 09:15 PM	#3
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	LoL! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

08-01-2002, 12:01 AM	#5
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	HAHAHAHAHA good one __________________ Spam link here

08-01-2002, 12:12 AM	#6
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	ROFL

08-01-2002, 06:50 AM	#9
FreeNetPass Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: A van down by the river Posts: 442	Hahahaha! Good one! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

07-31-2002, 09:14 PM	#2
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Haha, nice.

07-31-2002, 11:56 PM	#4
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	thats fucking great!

08-01-2002, 03:50 AM	#7
lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824

08-01-2002, 04:49 AM	#8
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842

08-01-2002, 07:03 AM	#10
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	nice

08-01-2002, 07:31 AM	#11
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Heard it before but still funny __________________

08-01-2002, 09:26 AM	#12
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Ha ha ha ha

08-01-2002, 02:32 PM	#13
Gimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My ass Posts: 1,069	hahahaha

08-01-2002, 02:49 PM	#14
dodo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 162	thats the sht we need to be taught at school _ __________________ FREE* TRAFFIC TRADING on any host. Also try our 200% traffic back program.Click here We host the scripts for you so you trade on our bandwidth.

08-01-2002, 03:34 PM	#15
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Hmm, interesting...and funny. starts getting ideas about how to scam her mother-in-law's naive friends __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

08-02-2002, 08:35 AM	#16
goddab mi Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Riga, Latvia Posts: 172	this story bothering to me as all say is funny but I am not understanding joke. I am thinking I am dumb Latvian country man, and this is Amerikan humor. But I also trade farm animals and story seems strange, so I study Enron. If TASS is to be trusted, Enron go out of business as they have funny numbers in book keepers. They are lie about profits, no? This story showing Kenny is doing same when young boy? he is saying he make profit of USD 998$ but I am seeing profits of USD 898$ My cousin is in university at Kiev and helping me to figure these numbers. Kenny is paying USD 100$ - he is selling 500 tickets at USD 2$ this is being USD 1.000$ less USD 100$ meaning USD 900$ profit. If he is returning USD 2$ to one man this is being USD 898$ profit. I am thinking he is saying stories to man with donkey, or my farm is losing many profits. is someone that can tell me why he is saying USD 998$ profit but his story shows USD 898$ I will love to understand Amerikan humor I thank who is helping me with this story

08-02-2002, 11:41 AM	#19
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	dd2 and lev, His post makes more sense if you hold a mirror up to it

08-02-2002, 11:51 AM	#20
Shady Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 377	LOL __________________ Tired of cookie cutter sites?