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  • Lev
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 3545

    #1

    Funny Story

    A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey
    from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to delivered the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have
    some bad news, the donkey died."

    Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

    Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
    dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
    piece and made a profit of $998.00."

    Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

    Kenny eventually became the chairman of Enron.
  • chodadog
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 9736

    #2
    Haha, nice.
    26 + 6 = 1

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    • kmanrox
      aka K-Man
      • Oct 2001
      • 29295

      #3
      LoL!
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      • roseyrid
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 1058

        #4
        thats fucking great!

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        • Dildozer
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 7519

          #5
          HAHAHAHAHA
          good one
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          • redshift
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 1044

            #6
            ROFL

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            • lawpal
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 824

              #7

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              • Shooter
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2001
                • 2842

                #8

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                • FreeNetPass Steve
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 442

                  #9
                  Hahahaha! Good one!
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                  • foe
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 5246

                    #10
                    nice

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                    • B40
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 7020

                      #11
                      Heard it before but still funny

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                      • Juge
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 1917

                        #12
                        Ha ha ha ha

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                        • Gimmy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1069

                          #13
                          hahahaha

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                          • dodo
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 162

                            #14
                            thats the sh*t we need to be taught at school

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                            • Beastiepoo
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 1971

                              #15
                              Hmm, interesting...and funny.

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                              • goddab mi
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 172

                                #16
                                this story bothering to me as all say is funny but I am not understanding joke. I am thinking I am dumb Latvian country man, and this is Amerikan humor. But I also trade farm animals and story seems strange, so I study Enron.

                                If TASS is to be trusted, Enron go out of business as they have funny numbers in book keepers. They are lie about profits, no?

                                This story showing Kenny is doing same when young boy? he is saying he make profit of USD 998$ but I am seeing profits of USD 898$

                                My cousin is in university at Kiev and helping me to figure these numbers.

                                Kenny is paying USD 100$ - he is selling 500 tickets at USD 2$ this is being USD 1.000$ less USD 100$ meaning USD 900$ profit.
                                If he is returning USD 2$ to one man this is being USD 898$ profit.

                                I am thinking he is saying stories to man with donkey, or my farm is losing many profits.

                                is someone that can tell me why he is saying USD 998$ profit but his story shows USD 898$ I will love to understand Amerikan humor

                                I thank who is helping me with this story
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                                • dd2
                                  Registered User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 419

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by goddab mi
                                  this story bothering to me as all say is funny but I am not understanding joke. I am thinking I am dumb Latvian country man, and this is Amerikan humor. But I also trade farm animals and story seems strange, so I study Enron.

                                  If TASS is to be trusted, Enron go out of business as they have funny numbers in book keepers. They are lie about profits, no?

                                  This story showing Kenny is doing same when young boy? he is saying he make profit of USD 998$ but I am seeing profits of USD 898$

                                  My cousin is in university at Kiev and helping me to figure these numbers.

                                  Kenny is paying USD 100$ - he is selling 500 tickets at USD 2$ this is being USD 1.000$ less USD 100$ meaning USD 900$ profit.
                                  If he is returning USD 2$ to one man this is being USD 898$ profit.

                                  I am thinking he is saying stories to man with donkey, or my farm is losing many profits.

                                  is someone that can tell me why he is saying USD 998$ profit but his story shows USD 898$ I will love to understand Amerikan humor

                                  I thank who is helping me with this story

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                                  • Lev
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 3545

                                    #18
                                    this story bothering to me as all say is funny but I am not understanding joke. I am thinking I am dumb Latvian country man, and this is Amerikan humor. But I also trade farm animals and story seems strange, so I study Enron.

                                    If TASS is to be trusted, Enron go out of business as they have funny numbers in book keepers. They are lie about profits, no?

                                    This story showing Kenny is doing same when young boy? he is saying he make profit of USD 998$ but I am seeing profits of USD 898$

                                    My cousin is in university at Kiev and helping me to figure these numbers.

                                    Kenny is paying USD 100$ - he is selling 500 tickets at USD 2$ this is being USD 1.000$ less USD 100$ meaning USD 900$ profit.
                                    If he is returning USD 2$ to one man this is being USD 898$ profit.

                                    I am thinking he is saying stories to man with donkey, or my farm is losing many profits.

                                    is someone that can tell me why he is saying USD 998$ profit but his story shows USD 898$ I will love to understand Amerikan humor

                                    I thank who is helping me with this story


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                                    • Cheshire
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 5738

                                      #19
                                      dd2 and lev,
                                      His post makes more sense if you hold a mirror up to it


                                      just a little bit naughty

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                                      • Shady
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 377

                                        #20
                                        LOL


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