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Trenton · 07-11-2002, 06:24 PM

...and noticed that younger women seem to be getting bigger and bigger titties? I constantly see these 17/18/19 year old teenagers hanging out in the parks/malls with huge fucking monstrous tits!!!

I cant seem to remember the girls of my generation having mammoth tits like those...maybe I was just not paying attention or busy with studies. I just think that when you get older you start noticing these things more and more.

OK, here's my theory:
Farmers give hormones to cows to produce more milk, hormones get into milk (and cow), girls drink milk (or eat burgers) with hormones, hormones get into girls, girls get bigger boobs across the board.

Science is good yo

hyper · 07-11-2002, 06:26 PM

we'll be reading about Trenton the child molester soon

quiet · 07-11-2002, 06:26 PM

weird.

hyper · 07-11-2002, 06:27 PM

it's them Albany people

Hypo · 07-11-2002, 06:27 PM

Better Bras?

Lensman · 07-11-2002, 06:28 PM

The food additive/hormone thing is true.

Ted · 07-11-2002, 06:30 PM

They also put hormones in chicken feed as well

I saw this theory on a medical doco a few months ago. The show also claimed it was the reason girls were starting puberty a lot earlier than they did 50 years ago

hyper · 07-11-2002, 06:32 PM

so if i eat chicken feed
my cock will get bigger?

I'm starting a new business.. fuck penis pills

Sly_RJ · 07-11-2002, 06:36 PM

What a theory. But check this out, when I moved to California all the chicks at my school had much nicer and larger titsthan the girls from home. Don't go telling me they're implants, they can't ALL have implants.

Mmm, tits.

Dude, I would feel weird as hell checking out my daughters friends, no matter how hot they were. What's up with that?

CDSmith · 07-11-2002, 06:38 PM

He's mental, but he's completely right. I've been noticing this trend as well, and first said this very thing just over 10 years ago. It seems that every spring/early summer I notice it, every year. The older teen girls are more and more stacked every year.

No wonder teen pregnancy is up.

kenny · 07-11-2002, 06:40 PM

Just the Village Idiot · 07-11-2002, 06:40 PM

Are those black or white younger women???

Ted · 07-11-2002, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
so if i eat chicken feed
my cock will get bigger?

They mainly use female hormones, so your dick will shrink and you will have bikini worthy manboobs.

lots of stuff about it on the net
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...berty+hormones

One thing I read is that it also increases the risk of breast cancer, so you better get them while there young or they will be gone.

mike503 · 07-11-2002, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted
They also put hormones in chicken feed as well

I saw this theory on a medical doco a few months ago. The show also claimed it was the reason girls were starting puberty a lot earlier than they did 50 years ago

i agree.. gotta be. hell i'm only 21 and the 16 year old girls now seem to be more mature than i remember the 18 year old girls being when i was that age.. amazing.

Socks · 07-11-2002, 06:51 PM

They're just trying to increase their offerings to land me.

cold_ice · 07-11-2002, 06:53 PM

hey where can i get those hormones the girls in this trailer park need them.

Hypo · 07-11-2002, 06:54 PM

I got it! Global Warming. Higher temperature = greater volume, elementary physics. Now where's my violin and cocaine.

Ted · 07-11-2002, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
hey where can i get those hormones the girls in this trailer park need them.

Go buy some chicken feed and lay down a trail to your trailer door

cold_ice · 07-11-2002, 06:59 PM

What door ?

Krome · 07-11-2002, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hypo
I got it! Global Warming. Higher temperature = greater volume, elementary physics. Now where's my violin and cocaine.

I used to live in Baker Street in London....great books...most people did not realise Sherlock Holmes was a coke addict..

Rip · 07-11-2002, 07:02 PM

It's the silicone that they add to the burgers y'all eat at mc'D's etc

Ted · 07-11-2002, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
What door ?

My bad, I thought you lived at the trailer park, didnt realise you just hung out there

Fletch XXX · 07-11-2002, 07:10 PM

evolution...

auntiesocial · 07-11-2002, 07:14 PM

And the winner of the world's most ingenious and convoluted way to get a look at some naked breasts goes to a couple in Portugal whose scheme convinced four women to stand at their windows with the shirts off. The plan began when a woman posing as a doctor phoned the four victims, and explained to them a revolutionary new method of mammograhy done by satellite. The women were told they could have free breast exams done simply by standing naked by their windows and looking up in the direction of the satellite. Later, when the "doctor" called back with the results, she started vividly describing her sexual desires to the four victims. Police are investigating the complaints, and taking lots of pictures of the crime scene, I suppose. (ABC News)

jimmyf · 07-11-2002, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Just the Village Idiot
Are those black or white younger women???

Must be black or do you think Trenton would look at a white woman's tits?

jimmy3way · 07-11-2002, 07:28 PM

Okay now you all know why I hang out at the mall come three o'clock any particular week day...16 year olds with YUNKS.

And for some reason they all dress like hookers....how the fuck does a 14-15-16 year old girl convince her momma to buy her thong drawers? And how the fuck does the get out the house with out her daddy putting the smack down on her??

All I have to say is thank god for bad parenting.

Speaking of bad parenting I was at the mall play area the other day with my boy who is all of two, he walks up to me and, I swear to fucking god I'm not making this up, says 'Daddy look at those hotties.'

He was right too, a bunch of hotties. Good eye. At least I know he's not a fag.

Hustlin Entertainment · 07-11-2002, 07:31 PM

Indeed sir.

mjrools23 · 07-11-2002, 07:31 PM

black women have bigger tits and for the others...TISSUES+PADDING

Frank W · 07-11-2002, 07:32 PM

Same phenomenon is occuring in Asia. Our experience with hormones parallels their experience with having more meat-derived protein in their diet. In China, as populations move away from near vegetarian diets to those containing more meat protein, children grow taller and developer larger muscle mass. Of course, this is also accompanied by increased heart disease and cancer rates.

jimmy3way · 07-11-2002, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank W
Same phenomenon is occuring in Asia. As populations move away from near vegetarian diets to those containing more meat protein, children grow taller and developer larger muscle mass. Of course, this is also accompanied by increased heart disease and cancer rates.

Focus on the positive, you doomsayer: asian girls with big natural funbags.

Trenton · 07-11-2002, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank W
Same phenomenon is occuring in Asia. Our experience with hormones parallels their experience with having more meat-derived protein in their diet. In China, as populations move away from near vegetarian diets to those containing more meat protein, children grow taller and developer larger muscle mass. Of course, this is also accompanied by increased heart disease and cancer rates.

Very interesting

Hypo · 07-11-2002, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome

I used to live in Baker Street in London....great books...most people did not realise Sherlock Holmes was a coke addict..

Neat - will be visiting London later this year, plan to gawk at the famed 221b Baker Street! Valley of Fear was my favourite of his books.

hyper · 07-11-2002, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted

They mainly use female hormones, so your dick will shrink and you will have bikini worthy manboobs.

lots of stuff about it on the net
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...berty+hormones

One thing I read is that it also increases the risk of breast cancer, so you better get them while there young or they will be gone.

you didnt get it did ya?

Chicken ... cock...
sheesh

jojojo · 07-11-2002, 08:11 PM

So according to this theory (or any other) is the growth going to STOP at some point - I mean wtf???

Seems to me that breast reduction will be a huge business in the future.

I'm glad I eat organic, hormone free food and have two balls :p

BJ · 07-11-2002, 08:19 PM

did somebody say Hormones?

hyper · 07-11-2002, 08:37 PM

Know how to make a Hormone?

Dont pay her

an oldie but a goodie

Mikeee · 07-11-2002, 08:38 PM

WHAT THE FUCK?

E-van · 07-11-2002, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome

I used to live in Baker Street in London....great books...most people did not realise Sherlock Holmes was a coke addict..

I think it was morphine, Sherlock was addicted to it just as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle...

yys · 07-11-2002, 08:44 PM

I used to notice that the further south I went(warmer climes) the more mature the girls would look; so girls from T.O. or New York always looked younger then the ones down south.

Jamdin · 07-11-2002, 09:20 PM

The parents of those slutty dressed teens are either both at work or believe in freedom of expression. Most likely the girls change clothes after leaving the house.

Sherlock Holmes was addicted to cocaine & back in the day it was believed to be non-addictive. Many men abused cocaine during those days without knowing it was habit-forming or bad for them. Nicholas Meyer's "The Seven Per-Cent Solution" (1974) is a good look at Holmes dealing with his addiction.

TheFLY · 07-11-2002, 09:29 PM

Well I've heard the chicken/milk hormone theory too...

Frank W · 07-11-2002, 11:25 PM

Good point. Actually it was cocaine that provided the COCA in COCA COLA. It was originally advertised as some sort of health elixir. Caffeine eventually replaced Cocaine in the Coca Cola formula.

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin
The parents of those slutty dressed teens are either both at work or believe in freedom of expression. Most likely the girls change clothes after leaving the house.

Sherlock Holmes was addicted to cocaine & back in the day it was believed to be non-addictive. Many men abused cocaine during those days without knowing it was habit-forming or bad for them. Nicholas Meyer's "The Seven Per-Cent Solution" (1974) is a good look at Holmes dealing with his addiction.

phogirl69 · 07-11-2002, 11:30 PM

Fredericks of Hollywood makes a great waterbra (filled with silicone to make boobs appear bigger) and the Wonerbra also has loads of padding and underwire support to push the boobs together to make them appear bigger. When I was in high school me and all my friends wore push-up bras.... Perhaps it's just modern bra technology?

Frank W · 07-11-2002, 11:34 PM

I remember listening to the radio when Wonderbra was being discussed as a "technological marvel." Apparently, unlike the old "push up" bras, Wonderbra uses a "cantilever" technology.

I'm no architect, but I've taken enough Art History classes to know that "cantilever" normally refers to building support [ex. Frank Lloyd Wright] when buildings stick out from hillsides or other off balance areas. I guess it makes sense in this context...using cantilevers to make mountains out of molehills

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
Fredericks of Hollywood makes a great waterbra (filled with silicone to make boobs appear bigger) and the Wonerbra also has loads of padding and underwire support to push the boobs together to make them appear bigger. When I was in high school me and all my friends wore push-up bras.... Perhaps it's just modern bra technology?

playa · 07-12-2002, 12:16 AM

if you have a daughter,, then you should make sure they stay away from FAST FOOD,,, there full of the hormones,,,

girls having periods at the age of 9 and 10,,its almost becoming normal

titmowse · 07-12-2002, 12:37 AM

"I think it was morphine, Sherlock was addicted to it just as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle..."

I believe it was cocaine. At the time coke was new. Even Freud prescribed coke to his patients.

quiet · 07-12-2002, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
"I think it was morphine, Sherlock was addicted to it just as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle..."

I believe it was cocaine. At the time coke was new. Even Freud prescribed coke to his patients.

not only did he prescribe it, he was a huge coke addict himself.

boneprone · 01-16-2004, 02:15 AM

Ash@phpFX · 01-16-2004, 02:52 AM

lol growth hormones affecting breast size
more like they dress skankier now days

xxxoutsourcing · 01-16-2004, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
we'll be reading about Trenton the child molester soon

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	The parents of those slutty dressed teens are either both at work or believe in freedom of expression. Most likely the girls change clothes after leaving the house. Sherlock Holmes was addicted to cocaine & back in the day it was believed to be non-addictive. Many men abused cocaine during those days without knowing it was habit-forming or bad for them. Nicholas Meyer's "The Seven Per-Cent Solution" (1974) is a good look at Holmes dealing with his addiction.

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