And the winner of the world's most ingenious and convoluted way to get a look at some naked breasts goes to a couple in Portugal whose scheme convinced four women to stand at their windows with the shirts off. The plan began when a woman posing as a doctor phoned the four victims, and explained to them a revolutionary new method of mammograhy done by satellite. The women were told they could have free breast exams done simply by standing naked by their windows and looking up in the direction of the satellite. Later, when the "doctor" called back with the results, she started vividly describing her sexual desires to the four victims. Police are investigating the complaints, and taking lots of pictures of the crime scene, I suppose. (ABC News)
