Is this board Canadian? Coz if its not...

[PissOff]

Labret...as always your weak arguments may get by the uneducated on the board,,,but you don't have a chance in the real world. It's amusing how you only reply to the weak and leave the more intellectual replies unanswered.

I don't find your comments amusing in the slightest and I guarantee, I will not play nice. Try your best and please don't insult me with one of your normal, "Yah, but what are you" pathetic arguments.

Proudly Canadian, and I love America, and Isreal,.....and the list goes on.

[PissOff]

And to all you who are arguing over our Canadian military...the truth is we don't have much of a military..but again..who cares...that's an argument you can't win.

One argument you can win - we live in one of the BEST countries in the world...and who cares if the same people you won't give the time of day to in real life use the anonymous nature of this board to put down our beautiful country.

[cherrylula]

Originally posted by PissOff
It's amusing how you only reply to the weak and leave the more intellectual replies unanswered.

Can you point out the "more intellectual replies" you are referring to, please? I'm curious.

[cherrylula]

Originally posted by PissOff

One argument you can win - we live in one of the BEST countries in the world...and who cares if the same people you won't give the time of day to in real life use the anonymous nature of this board to put down our beautiful country.

Now you've got me all teary-eyed.

[PissOff]

Referring mainly to the "historical" Labret thread where any "educated" responses are simply ignored by Labret...and instead those comments which unfortunately aren't at a level much higher then his own are attacked in a return volley of "my dad is bigger then your dad" type response.

[FATPad]

I like Canada as much as anyone, but the "we're gonna come down and kick your ass again" comments made me laugh. Sorry.

[cherrylula]

Originally posted by PissOff
Referring mainly to the "historical" Labret thread where any "educated" responses are simply ignored by Labret...and instead those comments which unfortunately aren't at a level much higher then his own are attacked in a return volley of "my dad is bigger then your dad" type response.

That still does not answer my question, but ok, if you say so.

[InsaneMidget]

The letter "Z" comes from the greek letter zeta and should be pronounced "zed" not "zee" (Americans pronounce it "zee" to make the alphebet song ryme).


stupid fuckers..

[FATPad]

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
The letter "Z" comes from the greek letter zeta and should be pronounced "zed" not "zee" (Americans pronounce it "zee" to make the alphebet song ryme).


stupid fuckers..

I was unaware that Canada still used the greek alphabet.

[cherrylula]

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
The letter "Z" comes from the greek letter zeta and should be pronounced "zed" not "zee" (Americans pronounce it "zee" to make the alphebet song ryme).


stupid fuckers..

Wow, what an intelligent post. Damn, ya got us on that one.

[[Labret]]

Originally posted by PissOff
Labret...as always your weak arguments may get by the uneducated on the board,,,but you don't have a chance in the real world. It's amusing how you only reply to the weak and leave the more intellectual replies unanswered.

Ok... I will humor you.

Which "intellectual" points did I somehow gloss over? I will be more than happy to address them in a most timely manner. I will use large words that will both confuse and astound you. It wont be a foreign language, it will just appear that way to you.

I am going down into my basement for Bongfest, and will be back in an hour or so.

[PissOff]

Labret: Simply say ANYTHING intelligent and remove your childish "Isreal" tag and then we can talk. Until then, I will simply write you off as a sad loner who by all accounts is a pathetic reject from society with the accompanying hatred towards all of those around you.

[FATPad]

Originally posted by PissOff
Labret: Simply say ANYTHING intelligent and remove your childish "Isreal" tag and then we can talk. Until then, I will simply write you off as a sad loner who by all accounts is a pathetic reject from society with the accompanying hatred towards all of those around you.

That's pretty lame. You told him he skipped over the intellectual comments, then when he asked you to point them out so he could respond, you refuse to.

[Pathfinder]

Originally posted by FATPad

That's pretty lame. You told him he skipped over the intellectual comments, then when he asked you to point them out so he could respond, you refuse to.

Agreed.

[[Labret]]

Originally posted by PissOff
Labret: Simply say ANYTHING intelligent and remove your childish "Isreal" tag and then we can talk. Until then, I will simply write you off as a sad loner who by all accounts is a pathetic reject from society with the accompanying hatred towards all of those around you.

Uhmmmmmmmm...

gay

Not surpised.

Anywho, the tag is just a theory of mine, one that you help prove. Thank you.

[PissOff]

Labret I claim that you argue in a childish and unintelligent manner and you come back with a comment about Isreal and Gay...huh???? What's next... "My socks smell"...jesus...this is like sport fishing in the aquarium at the local pet store...

I bow out...it's simply not fair for me to play with such a mental midget.

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by PissOff
Labret: Simply say ANYTHING intelligent and remove your childish "Isreal" tag and then we can talk. Until then, I will simply write you off as a sad loner who by all accounts is a pathetic reject from society with the accompanying hatred towards all of those around you.

Another tough guy on our hands. He's making the effort to answer questions you were moaning about, now you're throwing in extra stipulations because you don't like his opinions? Oooo!

PissOff.

This Canada/States thing is getting ridiculous. Still waiting for some good points from the Canadians, you're the ones bitching, remember? I got a chuckle about the whole Canadians building our tanks, there's a reason they do that. Because we PAY them too, much cheaper. They also build parts for many of the American cars. And if I remember correctly, the Chevrolet truck factory is in Canada. They build ALL of our Chevy trucks.

You make good beer. So what? Mexico makes good carne asada burritos. Should I be scared?

I love the States and I think it's the best country in the world, nothing is going to change that. I expect the Canadians to think the same of Canada. If you don't, your government isn't doing its job properly. Time for more propaganda.

[[Labret]]

Originally posted by PissOff
Labret I claim that you argue in a childish and unintelligent manner and you come back with a comment about Isreal and Gay...huh???? What's next... "My socks smell"...jesus...this is like sport fishing in the aquarium at the local pet store...

I bow out...it's simply not fair for me to play with such a mental midget.

No, you claimed.

It's amusing how you only reply to the weak and leave the more intellectual replies unanswered

Now lets have it. I want to lay waste to your feeble arguments. Dont backout and look like a pussy. Cmon, humiliate me in front of everyone. That will show me and everyone else here that PissOff is nobody to fuck with.

I am baked out of my gourd and waiting. Cmon, I am incapacitated right now... finish me off. Humiliate me so bad that I never show my face around here. You will be a hero to the Canadians around here. And you want be a hero dont you?

[Pathfinder]

Originally posted by PissOff
Labret I claim that you argue in a childish and unintelligent manner and you come back with a comment about Isreal and Gay...huh???? What's next... "My socks smell"...jesus...this is like sport fishing in the aquarium at the local pet store...

I bow out...it's simply not fair for me to play with such a mental midget.

[Labret]

You shot another one down, add another notch. How many notches do you have now?

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by Pathfinder


[Labret]

You shot another one down, add another notch. How many notches do you have now?

Too damn many to count. Gotta give the man some credit...

[FATPad]

I really wanted to see what points PissOff wanted Labret to respond to. This sucks. I feel ripped off.

[sternyduke]

i havn't heard one original snap or comeback from any of the canadians. that's pretty weak for some whiney ass bitches. the best you guys could come up with was your steadily growing economy....wow.

[Fletch XXX]

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[[Labret]]

One day if you are lucky, we will integrate you and give you some culture.

We will even give you your own flag.



You been sucking British cock long enough, its time to become someone elses bitch.

[mike503]

wtf, i'd say a healthy % of the people on this board are canadian? why is there even a discussion.

[Fletch XXX]

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[TopTGP]

originally posted by Labret:

Maybe instead of concentrating all your efforts and 80% of your economy into producing more and stronger booze to create your armies of fetal alcohol syndrome children, you could invest some of that money into education and military. So next time someone needs a hand fighting against those who would like to see western ideals in general destroyed... you dont have to cower likebitches, stick out your hands and say, "sorry, our welfare check didnt come this month". "we cant afford to properly maintain a military but our beer is 6.5%!".

We have a much better educational system then the US, and we would much rather spend the rest of our money on something other then military.

The US is so dominant because of their military. "Mess with us and we'll bomb your third world asses"... that sure says alot... go after places like Iraq (By the way, the chemical weapons Sadam Housain used to murder all those innocent people we sold to him by the United States), but leave all the countries that could be a formidable opponent alone..

You lost in Vietnam and abandoned your prisoners of war.

The two greatest crimes in recorded history where the holocaust and the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.. Only one was punished. --> that just shows that no-one would dare tell the united states not to do something morally wrong, because they know they would instantly become an enemy of the US..

See, with the US, if you don't show your support (most of the support, by the way, isn't there because the "supporters" want it to be, but because they have no other choice) for whatever bogus cause they are going after, you are immediatly a "hater" and an "enemy".

Personally, I hate being next to the United States, with all bullshit that they bring on themselves, it's only natural that some of it filters into Canada.

[TopTGP]

Oh, and Labret, one more thing. The last thing Canada wants is to become "just another no-name" state.

Canada has a culture, a history (one that is much more interesting then the cowboy and indian shit that the US seems to think is so grand), and the most important thing of all; Canada isn't about making money. It's about being a wonderful, beautiful place to live. Come to British Columbia one of these days and take a look at our scenery, which, by the way, attracts 6 billion dollars of revenue each year.

Oh, wait, I forgot. You wouldn't want to leave the oppressed, misinformed slab of meat you know as America.

[LoveAsianChicks]

Want a simple solution?
Put Labret on ignore and the problem is solved. Look at the faggot he must have posted 15 times in this thread alone.
Any thread talking about Canada and labret is in there instantly to stir shit up.

If your Canadian then put the twat on ignore and there is no conflict.
Trust me, problem solved.
If he comes back with another nick and see the same type of comments just put that nick on ignore.

He loves the arguements - deny him that.

Canada & the US get along pretty well for the most part. Making a Canadian only board is a silly idea. I like diversity, everyone the same its kinda boring.

[ControlThy]

Originally posted by [Labret]
One day if you are lucky, we will integrate you and give you some culture.

They allready have MCDONALD's and COCACOLA's, what more of your American "culture" will you introduce to them?

[AdultWire]

Guys, you're all taking this way too seriously.

Paypal me $50, and I'll show you how to relax and a joke is a joke damn it. Everybody knows that even a third world country like the US has a lot to be proud of...

like Enron for example.

[PissOff]

Damn...I leave for the night...and once again this is all Labret could come up with..."You been sucking British cock long enough, its time to become someone elses bitch".

To hell with putting him on "ignore". Is there an another option on the board that every time he posts will instead " Stop poster from looking like an uneducaged loser"...but alas, these are the things that dreams are made of...

[Captain Canada]

Resistance is futile - Canada already rules the world.

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by Captain Canada
Resistance is futile - Canada already rules the world.

<img src=http://www.gaycampers.com/canada.gif>

[hank]

what's canadian food? lol
what's canadian sport? lol
what's canadian car? lol
what's canadian language? lol french? english? frenchglish?
what's canadian beer? EUROPE has best. usa second. asian third
where's canada???

[quiet]

Originally posted by hank
what's canadian car? lol

i don't know - what's canadian car?

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by PissOff
Damn...I leave for the night...and once again this is all Labret could come up with..."You been sucking British cock long enough, its time to become someone elses bitch".

To hell with putting him on "ignore". Is there an another option on the board that every time he posts will instead " Stop poster from looking like an uneducaged loser"...but alas, these are the things that dreams are made of...

"uneducaged"

Usually I could care less about spelling because I know people don't pay attention when they're trying to argue. But this is very pathetic. Can't you find something else to whine about?

[Cogitator]

Mmmmmm.....Labatt's Blue......

[Just the Village Idiot]

We kicked your ass before, and we'll do it again. You're military couldn't stand up to Canada's for 5 minutes. If all we had were packs of matches to flick at your pussy ass tanks, we'd still take you down.

Oh shit -- I just spit out my beer.

That's the funniest shit I've ever read on this board...

'You're military couldn't stand up to Canada's for 5 minutes'

[Shady]

what's canadian beer? EUROPE has best. usa second. asian third

usa second.
i see you really know your beer.
ya, that Coors Light and Bud Light are top notch beers. You should try my piss , it's even better!

[Just the Village Idiot]

Yes you are right -- we only brew two beers here.

[FATPad]

So brewing beer is the ultimate basis for deciding which country is better? LOL

Once it comes down to "OUR BEER IS BETTER THAN YOUR'S" you know one side is basically admitting their country sucks.

btw...Sam Adams has more awards than any other beer on the planet. Made in America. You're all fighting for second again.

So now what? Do we argue about who gets more snow or who has more live moose per square mile or what?

[Steve]

I'm just curious as to why pro-Canadien Nationalism seems to originate with bashing the USA? Can't you beat your chest and feel Canadien pride without bashing your neighbors to the South?

[ChrisH]

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
If your Canadian then put the twat on ignore and there is no conflict.
Trust me, problem solved.

I would say if you're Human to put him on Ignore!


As for the Millitary...... Are you kidding???????

[TopTGP]

Might I remind all of the Americans here that most movies are made in Canada? Not to mention most of the actors and actresses.

And 9/11 isn't a defence mechanism for Canadians. Al Quaida and the Taliban and all them aren't against "Freedom" and all that shit, they're against the US running amok and controlling how the world runs. The US government just says they're against freedom to keep the blind faith Americans have in their government intact.

Most Americans see the US as the "protector of democracy", when in fact, they are much more like the "guys that keep shit running the way they want it".

9/11 wouldn't be famous as the day the US got ass-raped by a bunch of towelheads if the United States wasn't so aggressive in trying to control how things work in the world.

The US acts as though they are on a mission from god.. sent here to keep the world in order. They throw their military into places that they don't belong. They get involved in other countries affairs... The US reminds me of the busy-body at work who's always getting on everyone elses nerves.

If anything, the US should throw out their military policy and re-write it to be more like Canada's. Canada believes in Peacekeeping, not policing. Why go into a country and fight with one side (the side that is more democratic and American-like), and wipe-out any one that doesn't agree with the US and their policies? Go in with your guns slung over your shoulders, wearing smiles and giving your rations to little kids, don't go in with your guns a'blazin, cammo paint on your face, eating your rations in front of 50 pound 15 year olds.

The US is much like ancient rome. They control things now, but ancient Rome fell at one point, and then the power shifted. The exact same thing will happen with the US one day (hopefully, sometime soon). I'd much rather have the British, who are more passive, then aggressive.

As far as the comment on Canada not being involved in Afghanistan, I'm happy we are almost completely pulled out. It isn't our war, it isn't Britians war. I don't even think it can be called a "war" at all.. It is America's fight, because the hate and attacks where directed at the United States and its inhabitants.. Sure, the people that hate the US disagree with the way most countries live, but they only disagree with how we live, not how we run the world. They didn't knock over some buildings because they don't like the idea of freedom, they knocked over some buildings because they (like everyone else) are sick and tired of the United States and all the bullshit it throws around on this planet.

[[Labret]]

My dislike of Canadians began in college. Prior to that I had never met a Canadian. Living in Washington State (or as some insist, Palestine) I had probably ran into a couple, but I had probably mistakenly assumed that the speech impediment and the eyes that set too far apart were a result of some inbreeding by the residents of Tumwater. A whole community of inbreeders. But I digress...

At the beginning of the fall semester, 3 girls (1 semiattractive, 2 buffalo) moved in across from us in our apartment complex. In retrospect I should have viewed what came next as a warning of what was to come. Before they did anything else, like build a nest for burrowing into at night, or shaving, they installed the prerequisite Canadian flag.

No big whoop I thought, exchange students.

Being Canadian they immediately began drinking, and I dont mean drinking, I mean DRINKING... it even startled me at first. Hell, I even thought it was a admirable trait... at first. And soon after one of my friends began banging one of the water buffalo, and another friend started procreating with the half decent one that had a voice as deep as a mans. unnerving.

It was right about now that I began to realize the massive chip that rests on all Canadians shoulders.

I saw someone ask them if they were Americans.

With their reaction you may very well have assumed he had just told them that he had just returned from raping their grandmothers, or the elders of the herd.

We all laughed at their reaction and were subsequently thrown out of their apartment. oh no. But not before I could streal some of their hay. But thats a whole different story.

Soon we began taunting them because we knew it got a reaction out of them. Sometimes very violent. We soon learned that the worse thing you can call a Canadian, is an American. They would sit around and moo about how Canada was great and that there was lots of grazing space and the sun felt good when it fell upon their coats. And of course each and every time we would inform them of the greatness of America, their basic Canadian education prevented them from arguing with us. So in true Canadian style they resorted to more drinking and violence... and we all got thrown out of the barn again.

This went on for a couple months before we started feeling like it was our patriotic duty to get them deported or at least make them voluntarily leave. So began the campaign.

Really, shouldnt use the word "campaign", it was much simpler to achieve than we had hoped.

I installed key trappers on their computers and had it email me the logs every night. And every night like clockwork, we had a fresh batch of boyfriend trouble, family trouble, school trouble, and best of all... lots of good ol fashioned Canuck inferiority induced American bashing sent to the herd back home.

We saved it up until we could see some patters and establish some good story lines... who was who, what was what, and then we began systematically emailing it to everyone they knew. What? Your boyfriend didnt know you were fucking someone else? He does now. Your American History professor doesnt know that you dislike Americans as much as you dislike bathing? He does now. Parents didnt know you liked to give blowjobs at parties... they... do ... now.

The devastation was swift and yielded almost instant results. One girl was back in the cattle car headed for home within a couple days. The remaining two didnt last much longer.

America was safe.

Jump ahead a couple years.

I am doing a year in Helsinki Finland as part of an exchange program.

Guess who else was there?

Canadians. Somehow they had scraped up enough money to send a few.

And the drinking begins.

I became friends with this kid named Neil, he was cool as hell, he couldnt help it he was Canadian. We would get piss drunk almost every night.

I decided to try my theory out on Neil and the rest of the herd. Sure enough, when asked if they were Americans, the reaction ranged from disbelief to horror and rage.

I also noticed that everything they had with them, or took with them on outings, had Canadian flags on them. I mean EVERYTHING. So I ask... "why all the Canadian flags Neil?" "So nobody will mistake me for being an American Labret." Yeah, god forbid someone mistake you belonging to the worlds largest super power... whatever turns your crank Neil.

And sure enough, everywhere we went, if another Canuck was within 5 miles, they would run over happy to see a fellow member of the herd. It was fun watching them sniff each other.

One night we were at a bar and several Finns joined us. I dont know why the Finns decided to start bashing Canada, maybe they know something we dont, but they did. In broken english, the Finns went on a rampage. Within 5 minutes Neil was crying. Seriously, crying. I felt bad, Neil was an ok guy, he couldnt help where he was from. He just didnt understand what all the hatred was aboot.

Canadians have a chip on their shoulder. A HUGE one. They live in the shadow of their big brother and it kills them. They get no recognition from the rest of the world. All they want it to be recognized... thats why they always use the "we are the best, the jewnited nations says so"... bleh bleh bleh. And when they get recognition, they are confused with Americans. Which REALLY kills them.

Nothing infuriates a Canadian more than confusing him with his Superior. Its fun, try it out.

[[Labret]]

Originally posted by TopTGP
Might I remind all of the Americans here that most movies are made in Canada? Not to mention most of the actors and actresses.

Not this one again. Its cause we can pay you stupid ******s less than what we pay someone down here. Think Bubba, think!

If anything, the US should throw out their military policy re-write it to be more like Canada's

You mean broke and non functional? Yeah, good plan.

As far as the comment on Canada not being involved in Afghanistan, I'm happy we are almost completely pulled out.

You wouldnt have pulled out if your economy wasnt bankrupt.
What then?

[TopTGP]

They must breed 'em big AND dumb in detroit, eh Labret?

Canada has more respect from the world then the United States ever has. Deny it all you want, and continue to live in your "we're the greatest and everyone else is stupid" bubble, but the world knows otherwise. I wish I could get into the government here in Canada... I'd have a grand old time.

Did you even know that most of the cars in the States are built in Canada? Maybe we should stop exporting them.. I think it'd be hilarious to see you riding along the 405 freeway in a horse-drawn carriage.

[TopTGP]

Arguing with Labret is much like arguing with a dog. You get no intelligent response... All you get is a bunch of half-assed facts that don't have any truth behind them.

[Just the Village Idiot]

If anything, the US should throw out their military policy and re-write it to be more like Canada's. Canada believes in Peacekeeping, not policing.

Funny -- as soon as we try to do that (i.e. Isreal v. the non-existant 'state')... the rest of the world starts to bitch -- including Canada.

LMAO!