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09-09-2006, 11:50 AM
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Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis
must of been a pretty strong urge ....
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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09-09-2006, 11:51 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Damn..talk about embarrassing..lol
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09-09-2006, 11:52 AM
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Clueless OleMan
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Wonder how many people have jacked off while driving?
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09-09-2006, 11:52 AM
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Now choke yourself!
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Somehow, this is Bush's fault, right?
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09-09-2006, 11:58 AM
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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09-09-2006, 12:06 PM
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Clueless OleMan
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09-09-2006, 01:29 PM
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It was a fleshlight!!!
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09-09-2006, 01:31 PM
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09-09-2006, 02:30 PM
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<&(©¿©)&>
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hahahh nicely owned himself...
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09-09-2006, 02:36 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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There's always the alternative:
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09-09-2006, 02:58 PM
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So the poor guy was doing penis enlargement exercises on his way to work, what's the big deal about it other than he must have a very busy schedule?
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09-09-2006, 03:02 PM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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We jump to the pump for you!
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09-09-2006, 03:02 PM
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i know someone who did the same thing........passed out while driving while he was using his auto head machine......ended up smashing into a tree and sat there til the cops came and woke him up......needless to say they thought it was fucking hillarous
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09-09-2006, 03:08 PM
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haha people crack me up!!
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09-09-2006, 04:53 PM
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lol hillarous!
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09-09-2006, 04:56 PM
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too many fucked up people on this planet
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09-10-2006, 02:31 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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that has to suck
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09-10-2006, 02:53 AM
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See, this kind of shit doesn't ever happen in America. You know why? Because U.S. cops would laugh for 20 minutes, call their friends to bring video cameras to the scene, record the crazy son of a bitch, send the tape to Americas Funniest Videos....and then, and only then...they would finally call for medical help.
And as for the guy being sent to the hospital for "head injuries"....oh shit, make up your own joke on that one...it's just too damn easy. |
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09-10-2006, 03:38 AM
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I guarantee it
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that is funny stuff.
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09-10-2006, 04:15 AM
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lol... imagine using a fleshlight while driving...
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09-10-2006, 04:23 AM
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yes, that happened in my country. embarassing. I wonder where did you get the translated message from.
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