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Old 09-09-2006, 11:50 AM  
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Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis

must of been a pretty strong urge ....

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September 8, 2006 9:59 p.m. EST

Yvonne Lee -
Bratislava, Slovakia (AHN) - Rescuers in Slovakia find a driver who crashed into a bus unconscious, with a vacuum pump attached to his penis.

Police say the 42-year-old man was half naked while driving an old Citroen in the town of Levice.

He crashed after ignoring a "give way" sign.

Police officer Peter Polak tells Reuters, "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis."

He adds, "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."

The man was hospitalized with head injuries.
new niche: auto-sex ....
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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