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directfiesta

09-09-2006 11:50 AM

Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis

must of been a pretty strong urge .... :pimp

Quote:

September 8, 2006 9:59 p.m. EST

Yvonne Lee -
Bratislava, Slovakia (AHN) - Rescuers in Slovakia find a driver who crashed into a bus unconscious, with a vacuum pump attached to his penis.

Police say the 42-year-old man was half naked while driving an old Citroen in the town of Levice.

He crashed after ignoring a "give way" sign.

Police officer Peter Polak tells Reuters, "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis."

He adds, "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."

The man was hospitalized with head injuries.

new niche: auto-sex .... :)

Spunky

09-09-2006 11:51 AM

Damn..talk about embarrassing..lol

pussyluver

09-09-2006 11:52 AM

Wonder how many people have jacked off while driving?

GrouchyAdmin

09-09-2006 11:52 AM

Somehow, this is Bush's fault, right?

directfiesta

09-09-2006 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toonpornblog

Somehow, this is Bush's fault, right?

seek treatment, it is urgent!

pussyluver

09-09-2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toonpornblog

Somehow, this is Bush's fault, right?

Maybe he'll ask congress for legislation? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

They'll call it the "Wanker Bill" HR-353535

Xplicit

09-09-2006 01:29 PM

It was a fleshlight!!!

MaLayLaH

09-09-2006 01:31 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

woj	09-09-2006 02:30 PM

hahahh nicely owned himself...

GrouchyAdmin

09-09-2006 02:36 PM

There's always the alternative:
http://www.imagepup.com/up/hkIv_1157..._carfuck02.jpg

Jarmusch

09-09-2006 02:58 PM

So the poor guy was doing penis enlargement exercises on his way to work, what's the big deal about it other than he must have a very busy schedule?

MetaMan

09-09-2006 03:02 PM

We jump to the pump for you! :winkwink:

BusterBunny

09-09-2006 03:02 PM

i know someone who did the same thing........passed out while driving while he was using his auto head machine......ended up smashing into a tree and sat there til the cops came and woke him up......needless to say they thought it was fucking hillarous

blazi

09-09-2006 03:08 PM

haha people crack me up!!

Aquarius

09-09-2006 04:53 PM

lol hillarous!

Doctor Dre

09-09-2006 04:56 PM

too many fucked up people on this planet

Vitasoy

09-10-2006 02:31 AM

that has to suck

SlamDesigns

09-10-2006 02:53 AM

See, this kind of shit doesn't ever happen in America. You know why? Because U.S. cops would laugh for 20 minutes, call their friends to bring video cameras to the scene, record the crazy son of a bitch, send the tape to Americas Funniest Videos....and then, and only then...they would finally call for medical help.

And as for the guy being sent to the hospital for "head injuries"....oh shit, make up your own joke on that one...it's just too damn easy.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life

09-10-2006 03:38 AM

that is funny stuff.

free4porn

09-10-2006 04:13 AM

should have just pulled over lol

martinsc

09-10-2006 04:15 AM

lol... imagine using a fleshlight while driving...

salesman

09-10-2006 04:23 AM

yes, that happened in my country. embarassing. I wonder where did you get the translated message from.

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