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ButtUgly-Bertha · 07-25-2006, 09:50 PM

If you do not want to do your civic duty = no problem....

Sit in your chair and be very quite and constantly pick your nose, believe me this will get the Judges attention. When the Judge asks you to stop doing that, say " Stop doing what?", He will probablly tell you that he will hold you in content of court if you continue.

So stop picking your nose and reach down your pants and start scratching yourself and make all kinds of moaning noises and when the Judge gets mad, say, Ghee Whiz your Honor, I am not picking my nose am I?

Trust me he will be so pissed and happy to see you gone.

madawgz · 07-26-2006, 01:22 AM

move to canada?

scottybuzz · 07-26-2006, 01:26 AM

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Kimo · 07-26-2006, 02:40 AM

tell them you dont agree with the justice system, and you will let everyone go free

biftek · 07-26-2006, 02:44 AM

walk in and just say hang the bastard , i have some rope out in the car

acctman · 07-26-2006, 02:46 AM

go in saying how you hate the gov't... they'll let you go =)

justsexxx · 07-26-2006, 02:46 AM

The Jury system is a joke....

fr0gman · 07-26-2006, 02:53 AM

it is much simplier than that... just wear a nice shirt, shorts and a bow tie. it has worked for me like a charm more than one time.

ButtUgly-Bertha · 07-26-2006, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fr0gman

it is much simplier than that... just wear a nice shirt, shorts and a bow tie. it has worked for me like a charm more than one time.

I just got a mental picture.

Scott McD · 07-26-2006, 03:49 AM

My girlfriend got a letter last week saying she has jury duty.

She's not pleased...

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notabook · 07-26-2006, 04:53 AM

Just start laughing at random moments. Laugh twice as hard if they bring up a question about the death penalty... snicker occasionally as well. Hey, it worked for Jesus.

Pete-KT · 07-26-2006, 04:59 AM

Tell them you dont believe in judging people and that you will let them go free

Madame0120 · 07-26-2006, 05:00 AM

I will never understand why ppl try to get out of Jury Duty.

I've been called Monday, for the 3rd time in TEXAS, and have never been chosen. Since I am registered to vote, it is my civic duty to report when I am called, be truthful in my answers, and be respectful of my citzenship .

All the bitching and moaning about laws being passed that effect our industry, and ya'll would act the fool.

Madame0120 · 07-26-2006, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButtUgly-Bertha

Trust me he will be so pissed and happy to see you gone.

What makes you think, you woudn't be tossed onto the cold metal bench, where scratching your balls, will get you a special date?

07-25-2006, 09:50 PM	#1
ButtUgly-Bertha What are these words under my name? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 253	Jury Duty Help If you do not want to do your civic duty = no problem.... Sit in your chair and be very quite and constantly pick your nose, believe me this will get the Judges attention. When the Judge asks you to stop doing that, say " Stop doing what?", He will probablly tell you that he will hold you in content of court if you continue. So stop picking your nose and reach down your pants and start scratching yourself and make all kinds of moaning noises and when the Judge gets mad, say, Ghee Whiz your Honor, I am not picking my nose am I? Trust me he will be so pissed and happy to see you gone. __________________ Muffin.

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Madame0120 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In my own lil World Posts: 1,227	I will never understand why ppl try to get out of Jury Duty. I've been called Monday, for the 3rd time in TEXAS, and have never been chosen. Since I am registered to vote, it is my civic duty to report when I am called, be truthful in my answers, and be respectful of my citzenship . All the bitching and moaning about laws being passed that effect our industry, and ya'll would act the fool. __________________ Try Something New! Teasing Bucks Mistress Always Wins!