If you do not want to do your civic duty = no problem....
Sit in your chair and be very quite and constantly pick your nose, believe me this will get the Judges attention. When the Judge asks you to stop doing that, say " Stop doing what?", He will probablly tell you that he will hold you in content of court if you continue.
So stop picking your nose and reach down your pants and start scratching yourself and make all kinds of moaning noises and when the Judge gets mad, say, Ghee Whiz your Honor, I am not picking my nose am I?
Trust me he will be so pissed and happy to see you gone.
