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  • ButtUgly-Bertha
    What are these words under my name?
    • Jun 2005
    • 253
    #1

    Jury Duty Help

    If you do not want to do your civic duty = no problem....

    Sit in your chair and be very quite and constantly pick your nose, believe me this will get the Judges attention. When the Judge asks you to stop doing that, say " Stop doing what?", He will probablly tell you that he will hold you in content of court if you continue.

    So stop picking your nose and reach down your pants and start scratching yourself and make all kinds of moaning noises and when the Judge gets mad, say, Ghee Whiz your Honor, I am not picking my nose am I?

    Trust me he will be so pissed and happy to see you gone.
    Muffin.
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    • madawgz
      8.8.8.8
      • Mar 2006
      • 30509
      #2
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        • scottybuzz
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          • May 2006
          • 14799
          #3
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            • Kimo
              ...
              • Jan 2006
              • 11542
              #4
              tell them you dont agree with the justice system, and you will let everyone go free
              ...

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                • biftek
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1030
                  #5
                  walk in and just say hang the bastard , i have some rope out in the car

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                    • acctman
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2840
                      #6
                      go in saying how you hate the gov't... they'll let you go =)

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                        • justsexxx
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 13723
                          #7
                          The Jury system is a joke....
                          Questions?

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                            • fr0gman
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 2093
                              #8
                              it is much simplier than that... just wear a nice shirt, shorts and a bow tie. it has worked for me like a charm more than one time.
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                                • ButtUgly-Bertha
                                  What are these words under my name?
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 253
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by fr0gman
                                  it is much simplier than that... just wear a nice shirt, shorts and a bow tie. it has worked for me like a charm more than one time.
                                  I just got a mental picture.
                                  Muffin.

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                                    • Scott McD
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67792
                                      #10
                                      My girlfriend got a letter last week saying she has jury duty.

                                      She's not pleased...


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                                        • PussyTeenies
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 6496
                                          #11
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                                            • notabook
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 9748
                                              #12
                                              Just start laughing at random moments. Laugh twice as hard if they bring up a question about the death penalty... snicker occasionally as well. Hey, it worked for Jesus.

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                                                • Pete-KT
                                                  Workin With The Devil
                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 51532
                                                  #13
                                                  Tell them you dont believe in judging people and that you will let them go free

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                                                    • Madame0120
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 1227
                                                      #14
                                                      I will never understand why ppl try to get out of Jury Duty.

                                                      I've been called Monday, for the 3rd time in TEXAS, and have never been chosen. Since I am registered to vote, it is my civic duty to report when I am called, be truthful in my answers, and be respectful of my citzenship .

                                                      All the bitching and moaning about laws being passed that effect our industry, and ya'll would act the fool.
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                                                        • Madame0120
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 1227
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by ButtUgly-Bertha
                                                          Trust me he will be so pissed and happy to see you gone.
                                                          What makes you think, you woudn't be tossed onto the cold metal bench, where scratching your balls, will get you a special date?
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