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07-02-2006, 12:51 AM
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(PIMPIN 101) Success With The Ladies
I just had to share this with you guys....
Fellas... FUCK THE STRIPCLUB...... I will never waste another $1 going to a stripclub again unless it's a bachelor party of some sort.... Guys... You want to get more ladies? You want to increase your chances of getting your dicksucked or getting in some pussy? I can help you do this as long as you are a DECENT looking guy.... This is what you do...... Go shopping and get you a NICE shirt.... Doesn't matter what brand it is, as long as it looks good and you feel like you look good in it.... As far as jeans go just were some comfortable jeans... Nothing too tight, but you don't want the baggy/saggy look either You DO NOT need designer jeans WHATSOEVER.... I think designer jeans ($100 and up) are a COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY Anyway... Back to the pimpin..... Go pick out a brand new cologne... Don't go off POPULAR names just sniff and smell a few samples and pick out the BEST one.... COULD BE ANYTHING AT ALL.... Next, pick out a pair of nice sensible shoes..... Tonight I rocked a nice pair of all white nikes (about $75) Or you can do with a more dressy type shoe... But don't feel obligated to overspend on the shoes.... Next.... GET YOUR GAME TIGHT... These days "lines" are played...... My game is REAL BASIC AND EFFECTIVE.... I tell a chick that she's looking real fly tonight.... Or that you really like what she's wearing or that you really like what she did with her hair.... *This is very effective because women put A TON of effort into getting ready for the club and by complementing them you can get their attention. Ok..... Next up I ask if a chick is single.... Or I just introduce myself..... and extend my hand for a friendly handshake.... Then... Ask her can you buy her a drink...... If she tries to give you an order like she expects you to just walk to the bar and go get it and then DELIVER it to you.... Don't go that route... Ask her to head to the bar with you..... While your at the bar waiting... Just conversate with her and try to get a feel for her and try to figure out if she's feeling you..... If she's feeling you ask her for her number and have your cellphone ready to punch in her number... There you go BASIC PIMPIN
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07-02-2006, 12:53 AM
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I help you SUCCEED
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I smell an ebook ready to be written and sold via clickbank.com
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07-02-2006, 12:54 AM
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07-02-2006, 01:02 AM
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go a little more on the shoes.....and if you really want to fuck with her get her number put it in your cell and then call her thereafter and say heres my number......that way if she gives you a fake ass number........no drinks for her!!!!! ca$h saved!!!!
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07-02-2006, 01:02 AM
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07-02-2006, 01:03 AM
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07-02-2006, 01:04 AM
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I can go out in sweat pants and a wife beater and still get ass. And I never approach a chic, nor do I buy her drinks.
You dont need game when you look this good. Pussy throws itself at me.
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07-02-2006, 01:08 AM
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07-02-2006, 01:15 AM
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it's all about attitude.. if your confident you'll get pussy, regardless what you say.. you can spend an hour talking to a chick, being really nice and everything and she won't even think about screwing your lame ass.. and you could just be straight with her and tell her she's enough good looking for a fuck.. take a chance, a slap in the face and a lawsuit or a hell-of-a good night..
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07-02-2006, 01:22 AM
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No chicks like nice guys or the overconfident.......you?re just fucked all around..... Then again there is always the "pity" fuck or get a wheelchair....those guys are pussy magnets...it?s under the classification of "sympathy" fuck. Sure it?s cruel but all fair in love and war. |
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07-02-2006, 01:26 AM
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brilliant. you're a fucking genius. i can't believe guys did not figure this shit out already. all these years... i've been wearing shit stained underwear, gravy and ice cream on the front of my shirt, my hunting jacket and ignoring them... and it has been a waste of time. didn't work once! fuck. now i understand why they didn't take the bait. damn! fuck. brilliant. |
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07-02-2006, 01:31 AM
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I have watched plenty of guys get girls wasted in a club and get nothing for it. Worst possible way of starting a conversation is offering a drink. It basically says I will pay for you to talk to me. You're fucked already. Getting a phone number at a club means she's got a new shopping buddy. If theyre at a club, they're looking to get laid that night, not when you call her later.
Exceptions to all rules of course.
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07-02-2006, 01:46 AM
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still a little shaken up.
wash yourself. clean shirt say she looks nice ask her if you can buy her a drink what the fuck?! she won't even know what hit her! fucking amazing. jesus. i just don't know what to say. taking a shower now.... ... digging around for a clean shirt .... finding some ok shoes |
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07-02-2006, 02:11 AM
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<rehearsing to myself in the mirror>
sniff my breath ... check! smell my underarms ... check! check my shirt to make sure its clean ... check! go to club i say: "hi, you look pretty. you have the most beautiful eyes" girl says: "oh my god, no one has ever said anything like that to me before" i say: "can i buy you a drink" girl says to herself: "oh no, i can feel my panties getting moist.... i'm getting wetter and wetter... what do i do?!?!... ok, play it cool. whatever you do, just be cool.... this guy is really amazing... unique.... original... don't blow this one" girl says: "you are so nice and friendly and unique, how would you like a lifetime of constant blowjobs, beer and sports with me, Miss Teen California? my tubes are tied and i can't get pregnant, my parents are rich, i'm bisexual, can't wait to try anal, i always swallow and i have never went all the way with a man before. you can fuck my friends anytime you want. please marry me and make me your slave. I want to serve you and devote myself to you. i'll buy us a house and several cars in Malibu and lick your nuts 24 hrs a day until death do us part" i say: "no thanks, you're a 10... but i need an 11. i think i'm gonna take a look around first" </ rehearsing to myself in the mirror> |
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07-02-2006, 02:13 AM
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Now we're talkin' 2hp
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07-02-2006, 02:14 AM
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07-02-2006, 02:27 AM
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Pleasurepays your cracking me up
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07-02-2006, 02:28 AM
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I agree flpnstr.
Platlant you game is lame.
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07-02-2006, 02:53 AM
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07-02-2006, 03:05 AM
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basicly what hes saying guys is just go to the club and hit on club schlooies
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