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Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
I just had to share this with you guys....
Fellas...
FUCK THE STRIPCLUB......
I will never waste another $1 going to a stripclub again unless it's a bachelor party of some sort....
Guys...
You want to get more ladies?
You want to increase your chances of getting your dicksucked or getting in some pussy?
I can help you do this as long as you are a DECENT looking guy....
This is what you do......
Go shopping and get you a NICE shirt....
Doesn't matter what brand it is, as long as it looks good and you feel like you look good in it....
As far as jeans go just were some comfortable jeans...
Nothing too tight, but you don't want the baggy/saggy look either
You DO NOT need designer jeans WHATSOEVER....
I think designer jeans ($100 and up) are a COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY
Anyway...
Back to the pimpin.....
Go pick out a brand new cologne...
Don't go off POPULAR names just sniff and smell a few samples and pick out the BEST one....
COULD BE ANYTHING AT ALL....
Next, pick out a pair of nice sensible shoes.....
Tonight I rocked a nice pair of all white nikes (about $75)
Or you can do with a more dressy type shoe...
But don't feel obligated to overspend on the shoes....
Next....
GET YOUR GAME TIGHT...
These days "lines" are played......
My game is REAL BASIC AND EFFECTIVE....
I tell a chick that she's looking real fly tonight....
Or that you really like what she's wearing or that you really like what she did with her hair....
*This is very effective because women put A TON of effort into getting ready for the club and by complementing them you can get their attention.
Ok.....
Next up I ask if a chick is single....
Or I just introduce myself.....
and extend my hand for a friendly handshake....
Then...
Ask her can you buy her a drink......
If she tries to give you an order like she expects you to just walk to the bar and go get it and then DELIVER it to you....
Don't go that route...
Ask her to head to the bar with you.....
While your at the bar waiting...
Just conversate with her and try to get a feel for her and try to figure out if she's feeling you.....
If she's feeling you ask her for her number and have your cellphone ready to punch in her number...
There you go
BASIC PIMPIN
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so... "strip clubs are a waste of money" and basically all you have to do is wash yourself, wear some clean clothes and try to talk to girls in bars?
brilliant.
you're a fucking genius.
i can't believe guys did not figure this shit out already.
all these years... i've been wearing shit stained underwear, gravy and ice cream on the front of my shirt, my hunting jacket and ignoring them... and it has been a waste of time. didn't work once!
fuck.
now i understand why they didn't take the bait.
damn!
fuck.
brilliant.