Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

<rehearsing to myself in the mirror>

sniff my breath ... check!
smell my underarms ... check!
check my shirt to make sure its clean ... check!
go to club

i say: "hi, you look pretty. you have the most beautiful eyes"

girl says: "oh my god, no one has ever said anything like that to me before"

i say: "can i buy you a drink"

girl says to herself: "oh no, i can feel my panties getting moist.... i'm getting wetter and wetter... what do i do?!?!... ok, play it cool. whatever you do, just be cool.... this guy is really amazing... unique.... original... don't blow this one"

girl says: "you are so nice and friendly and unique, how would you like a lifetime of constant blowjobs, beer and sports with me, Miss Teen California? my tubes are tied and i can't get pregnant, my parents are rich, i'm bisexual, can't wait to try anal, i always swallow and i have never went all the way with a man before. you can fuck my friends anytime you want. please marry me and make me your slave. I want to serve you and devote myself to you. i'll buy us a house and several cars in Malibu and lick your nuts 24 hrs a day until death do us part"

i say: "no thanks, you're a 10... but i need an 11. i think i'm gonna take a look around first"

</ rehearsing to myself in the mirror>