Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

girl says: "you are so nice and friendly and unique, how would you like a lifetime of constant blowjobs, beer and sports with me, Miss Teen California? my tubes are tied and i can't get pregnant, my parents are rich, i'm bisexual, can't wait to try anal, i always swallow and i have never went all the way with a man before. you can fuck my friends anytime you want. please marry me and make me your slave. I want to serve you and devote myself to you. i'll buy us a house and several cars in Malibu and lick your nuts 24 hrs a day until death do us part"