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Crazy Fucking Model Lol You Have To See This!!!!
This bitch emails me about modeling for us, sending one sad picture and a link to an extremely cheesy website she put together on which links didn't even work!
Check out the emails!!!!! FUNNY SHIT!!! I reply to her asking if she can model with: We may be interested in working with you. What is your age and do you have more shots we can examine before making arrangements? Also, understand that when working for us....signing a contract is required. The contract states that you can not work on any other paysite while having one for us. All modeling jobs must be checked with us first pripor to engaging in them. If you are ok with this, we can proceed. We need some more shots. She replies with this: Absurd. I have My own paysite. What are you suggesting I do abandon My site on the strength of what ? One email from you ? Hahahahaha !!! In order to incarcerate Me into your institute you would be need to be able to provide Me with a lot of work. I see nothing. Just this nonsense about not working for anyone else. So far I have responded to approximately 30 agents who have responded to My ad overnight only placed it yesterday. With another approximate 40 emails still unopened. From the 30 agents that have sent Me emails exactly .... 0 .... Zero .... have commenced talking about "you cannot work for anyone else" you have provided Me with exactly ZERO information of what you think you might be able to offer Me before stating that I need to lock Myself up with you. I think your policy at this infantile preliminary stage is isolating yourselves. Naturally with so many responses one can afford to trash a couple. A guy comes in here shooting that you will work for us and nobody else before he has made any kind of details available as to what that female can expect. Very poor. I would have to say at this stage with so many agents not requiring any of this. Confirmed Not interested. you Appear like trouble to Me. As if any female is going to abandon her own private website one that I built Myself with My own bare hands on the strength of a hot email charlie sending her an email stating "you only work for us" when there has been no kind of offer made or details of what a female might expect in return for such loyalty. Very poor. Not interested. To which I reply: Thank you for your time and we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Your email shows exactly the kind of person we are NOT looking to hire. You are unprofessional and far from curteous. We make the offers we do because we are able to deliver. Each of our sites carries upwards of 80thousand uniques daily. We are quite sure your paysite doesn't. Because we pay a weekly salary, and create a paysite for the model, it is only fair that we require her NOT to have multiple paysites. Maybe you don't know how this works, but before you go embarassing yourself the way you have through this email, you should learn how to carry yourself better. The fact is that we work with hundreds of affiliates and webmasters. The fact is EVERYONE requires headshots....and all the big names who create solo model sites requires the model work only for them. We didn't make you sign anything until further details were discussed, obviously. I simply made you aware that there WILL be a contract once negotiations are complete. You were quick to jump on the offensive. And then she goes INSANE!!!! If you had an iota just one single iota of understanding of what it means to be professional in business ... which you most certainly do not ... you would shoot the dumbfuck moron who sent this email and find someone that can spell as efficiently and effectively as the average 13 year old. you Do not even have the professionalism to use a spell check. The word is ...courteous... you intellectual spastic. Nobody upon Nobody puts their name to business corespondence with the type of glaring spelling mistakes that you make. That's as far as I go I do not need to deal with pond life muppets that do not know how to put the time and trouble into business correspondence. I do not even associate sexually with dumbfucks that cannot spell. you Are a two bit side show act. Get a dictionary you moron. Now I have sufficient experience with what I do on a daily basis to know that the yappy pond life moron ..you.. is not going to stop sending emails as you are proving to Me here. I have already stated to you crystal clear that I am not interested in your cheeseball outfit. But STILL you continue to send Me emails after I have notified you clearly that I am NOT interested. Why the need to continue emailing Me ? My email to you in which I stated to you I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU should have been the last of it. But no with your nose bent out of place you are now an email pest. Again if you had an ounce of professional know how, which you so clearly do not, your correspondence with My good self should have ceased the moment I stated NO INTEREST IN YOU Still you come through with your dribble and tripe. Fortunately I have a wealth of experience with muppet heads like you. you All have a knee jerk reaction with the reply button. Not on My time you don't. your Sad sorry ass has been filtered at this email station which means your next crap to come in here will fly straight past Me at the speed of whatever you like, without My knowledge of it having arrived and take a nose dive into My spam and trash along with all of the other morons trawling around on the internet. I have no doubt whatsoever that an extended stay with My morons in My trash basket is exactly what you are looking for. DON'T you dickhead your sad sorry ass has been filtered here. Now for the fourth fifth sixth time I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. There are simply too many other agents that have much more idea than you do. Stop sending Me emails you moron. Get an education you dipstick. HAHAHA SO I email her two times, once in reply to her inquiry about modeling for us, then another as a reply to her second email contact. So from that she says I keep emailing her and she told me 6 times she's not interested. THEN she plays school teacher because I made a typo and left an O out of a word!!! Apparently she can't count since she thinks I emailed her 6 times!!! What a CRAZY BITCH!!!! If you get a message from a petite chinese girl from the email [email protected] WATCH THE FUCK OUT!!!! She's just about the most insane person I have had contact with in my life hahha. |
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#2 |
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That bitch is fucking NUTS!!!
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wow...good thing you didn't hire her!
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
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am i reading this wrong?
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So Fucking Fabulous
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![]() too funny there are a ton of these worthless girls out there
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Great billing options she has there
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#7 |
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yo tottenville pirates what what
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Usless without photos.
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dude, her tour design is off the hook.
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Crazy or not, I'd fuck her....
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#14 |
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I got a fucking headache trying to navigate her site....She looks Philipino and you all know most of them hoes are crazy
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So Fucking What
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Ladyboy?
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#19 |
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haha, getting a kick out of reading your replies. Glad to see I'm not alone in saying WTF??!!
Yea, what is up with that crazy site of hers?? She considers that her big paysite that she worked on so hard??? I wonder if she also offers design services LOL You guys made my night HAHA |
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#20 |
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She does look a little shemale-ish doesn't she??
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I have traffic for sale
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this maybe a go get popcorn thread
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#23 |
As you wish...
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Um... sorry, but I agree with her. You jumped the gun talking about exclusivity so soon.
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I guarantee it
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Where is her penis?
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Fook that bitch!
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I have traffic for sale
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a. They were being polite in their refusal and banking on me not wanting to do exclusive b. Only interested in exclusive models. I am also going to go out on a limb and say that her initial contact warranted a polite "look we only deal in exclusive deals" in hopes that the crazy chick that could barely form a sentence (much less correct the spelling of another) would go away.... ![]() |
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too cool for highschool
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What did u expect ?
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Donny....if you agree with her than you have to think of it from my POV. I have wasted way too much time explaining things to girls and when it comes down to exclusive contract they say uuuuuh...you said nothing about that.
I think there is nothing wrong with laying it out. Apparently this girl thinks she's the next Jenna! I'm sure the 25-50$ she may make a day from her current site is alot where she's from, so she may have a big head ![]() |
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She's FUGLY
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Nucking futs!
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Ya she is. Funny thing is that she actually looked pretty cute in the one pic she sent us. But I know better than to judge from just one pic. Upon seeing more now....she's a mess!!
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**on bended knee**
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Yes there's no denying she's nuts. However you've got to admit the tone of your second email to her ignited the frenzy. After her first email I'd have decided there's nothing to be gained by even responding. I might have left it with just the first sentence "Thank you for your time and we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors." and hoped never to hear from her again.With the content of her first email it's pretty obvious she very easily offended and definitely not the type to get involved with. Based on her first response her second response to your comments should have been expected.
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Need Designs? 312352846
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i hate reading red txt
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She is fucking crazy, but fuuny from the other hand
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funnn!!!
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aka K-Man
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ya right she wrote that.. way too many big words... its her pimp that imported her from Thailand i bet
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That's a classic amateur designed HTML fuck-up of a website. Thank fuck i'm not epileptic...
/Spacks out
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I'd fuck her twice
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So Fucking Banned
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Holy shit its like she took every bad piece of clipart from geocities in the 90s and crammed it all in one huge clusterfuck of a website.
The only thing missing is the hamster dancer, but if I dug around enough I'd probably find it on there.
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mad a fukkin hatter!
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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She's dumb and ugly. Screw her.
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