This bitch emails me about modeling for us, sending one sad picture and a link to an extremely cheesy website she put together on which links didn't even work!
Check out the emails!!!!! FUNNY SHIT!!!
I reply to her asking if she can model with:
We may be interested in working with you.
What is your age and do you have more shots we can examine before making arrangements?
Also, understand that when working for us....signing a contract is required. The contract states that you can not work on any other paysite while having one for us. All modeling jobs must be checked with us first pripor to engaging in them. If you are ok with this, we can proceed.
We need some more shots.
She replies with this:
Absurd. I have My own paysite. What are you suggesting I do abandon My
site on the strength of what ? One email from you ? Hahahahaha !!!
In order to incarcerate Me into your institute you would be need to be
able to provide Me with a lot of work. I see nothing. Just this nonsense
about not working for anyone else.
So far I have responded to approximately 30 agents who have responded to
My ad overnight only placed it yesterday. With another approximate 40
emails still unopened. From the 30 agents that have sent Me emails exactly
.... 0 .... Zero .... have commenced talking about "you cannot work for
anyone else" you have provided Me with exactly ZERO information of what
you think you might be able to offer Me before stating that I need to lock
Myself up with you.
I think your policy at this infantile preliminary stage is isolating
yourselves. Naturally with so many responses one can afford to trash a
couple. A guy comes in here shooting that you will work for us and nobody
else before he has made any kind of details available as to what that
female can expect.
Very poor.
I would have to say at this stage with so many agents not requiring any of
this. Confirmed Not interested. you Appear like trouble to Me. As if any
female is going to abandon her own private website one that I built Myself
with My own bare hands on the strength of a hot email charlie sending her
an email stating "you only work for us" when there has been no kind of
offer made or details of what a female might expect in return for such
loyalty.
Very poor.
Not interested.
To which I reply:
Thank you for your time and we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
Your email shows exactly the kind of person we are NOT looking to hire. You are unprofessional and far from curteous. We make the offers we do because we are able to deliver. Each of our sites carries upwards of 80thousand uniques daily. We are quite sure your paysite doesn't. Because we pay a weekly salary, and create a paysite for the model, it is only fair that we require her NOT to have multiple paysites. Maybe you don't know how this works, but before you go embarassing yourself the way you have through this email, you should learn how to carry yourself better.
The fact is that we work with hundreds of affiliates and webmasters. The fact is EVERYONE requires headshots....and all the big names who create solo model sites requires the model work only for them. We didn't make you sign anything until further details were discussed, obviously. I simply made you aware that there WILL be a contract once negotiations are complete. You were quick to jump on the offensive.
And then she goes INSANE!!!!
If you had an iota just one single iota of understanding of what it means
to be professional in business ... which you most certainly do not ... you
would shoot the dumbfuck moron who sent this email and find someone that
can spell as efficiently and effectively as the average 13 year old. you
Do not even have the professionalism to use a spell check.
The word is ...courteous... you intellectual spastic.
Nobody upon Nobody puts their name to business corespondence with the type
of glaring spelling mistakes that you make.
That's as far as I go I do not need to deal with pond life muppets that do
not know how to put the time and trouble into business correspondence. I
do not even associate sexually with dumbfucks that cannot spell.
you Are a two bit side show act.
Get a dictionary you moron.
Now I have sufficient experience with what I do on a daily basis to know
that the yappy pond life moron ..you.. is not going to stop sending emails
as you are proving to Me here. I have already stated to you crystal clear
that I am not interested in your cheeseball outfit.
But STILL you continue to send Me emails after I have notified you clearly
that I am NOT interested. Why the need to continue emailing Me ?
My email to you in which I stated to you I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU should
have been the last of it. But no with your nose bent out of place you are
now an email pest. Again if you had an ounce of professional know how,
which you so clearly do not, your correspondence with My good self should
have ceased the moment I stated NO INTEREST IN YOU
Still you come through with your dribble and tripe. Fortunately I have a
wealth of experience with muppet heads like you. you All have a knee jerk
reaction with the reply button. Not on My time you don't. your Sad sorry
ass has been filtered at this email station which means your next crap to
come in here will fly straight past Me at the speed of whatever you like,
without My knowledge of it having arrived and take a nose dive into My
spam and trash along with all of the other morons trawling around on the
internet. I have no doubt whatsoever that an extended stay with My morons
in My trash basket is exactly what you are looking for.
DON'T you dickhead your sad sorry ass has been filtered here.
Now for the fourth fifth sixth time I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. There are
simply too many other agents that have much more idea than you do.
Stop sending Me emails you moron. Get an education you dipstick.
HAHAHA SO I email her two times, once in reply to her inquiry about modeling for us, then another as a reply to her second email contact. So from that she says I keep emailing her and she told me 6 times she's not interested. THEN she plays school teacher because I made a typo and left an O out of a word!!! Apparently she can't count since she thinks I emailed her 6 times!!! What a CRAZY BITCH!!!!
If you get a message from a petite chinese girl from the email
[email protected] WATCH THE FUCK OUT!!!! She's just about the most insane person I have had contact with in my life hahha.