Some ASSHOLE dumped his garbage on my lawn this morning. What should I do?

[Fred Quimby]

So I get the newspaper this morning and some asswipe threw 2 bags of garbage on my side lawn during the night.

Being the vindictive bastard that I am, I put on a pair of corpse handeling gloves and dig through the garbage to see if I can identify who it was.

The first thing I find is a draft copy of his resume, with his name, addy, telephone # and cell #.

Next I find copy of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE with his mothers maiden name.

Then I find his credit card statement and his checking account statement.

Then I find a copy of a drug test he passed, which contained his SOCIAL SECURITY #, to get a managers job at Circuit City where he currently works.



How do you think I should handel this?

[CyberHustler]

woop his ass

[pornguy]

I think that you should be really careful with what you do. ever thought that it was not hom that dumped it.

[BannerDept]

I'd say get a life. Big deal.

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

So I get the newspaper this morning and some asswipe threw 2 bags of garbage on my side lawn during the night.

Being the vindictive bastard that I am, I put on a pair of corpse handeling gloves and dig through the garbage to see if I can identify who it was.

The first thing I find is a draft copy of his resume, with his name, addy, telephone # and cell #.

Next I find copy of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE with his mothers maiden name.

Then I find his credit card statement and his checking account statement.

Then I find a copy of a drug test he passed, which contained his SOCIAL SECURITY #, to get a managers job at Circuit City where he currently works.



How do you think I should handel this?

oh my god....

You could SO ruin his life with that kind of info.

....the only problem is that the potential harm that you could do him would FAR outwiegh the petty crime of misplaced garbage.

I would simply call him up, and tell him what happened. Tell him how badly you could have ruined his credit, his reputation, even gotten him arrested, with the kind of info that he left you. Tell him that you are going to be the bigger man, but he better come back and get his crap off of your lawn NOW, or he is toast.


(p.s. Just in case something goes wrong, keep all of that info on the guy.)

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

So I get the newspaper this morning and some asswipe threw 2 bags of garbage on my side lawn during the night.

Being the vindictive bastard that I am, I put on a pair of corpse handeling gloves and dig through the garbage to see if I can identify who it was.

The first thing I find is a draft copy of his resume, with his name, addy, telephone # and cell #.

Next I find copy of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE with his mothers maiden name.

Then I find his credit card statement and his checking account statement.

Then I find a copy of a drug test he passed, which contained his SOCIAL SECURITY #, to get a managers job at Circuit City where he currently works.



How do you think I should handel this?

oh my god....

You could SO ruin his life with that kind of info.

....the only problem is that the potential harm that you could do him would FAR outwiegh the petty crime of misplaced garbage.

I would simply call him up, and tell him what happened. Tell him how badly you could have ruined his credit, his reputation, even gotten him arrested, with the kind of info that he left you. Tell him that you are going to be the bigger man, but he better come back and get his crap off of your lawn NOW, or he is toast.


(p.s. Just in case something goes wrong, keep all of that info on the guy.)

[WDchris]

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[WDchris]

sign up for a 3 day free trial.

[Fred Quimby]

Originally Posted by pornguy

I think that you should be really careful with what you do. ever thought that it was not hom that dumped it.

There was also a girls cell phone statement with numerous calls to his cell phone. The girl lives 4 blocks over and my house happens to be along the route to circuit city.

My guess is he stayed at his girlfriends last night and dumped the garbage this morning on his way to work. Because he lives 3 towns over.

[SomeCreep]

Dumping trash on a neighbors lawn, that's some ghetto shit to do

[SomeCreep]

..............

[Sosa]

lol that guy is a fucking moron. Throwing away stuff like that, and just throwing it on your yard.

[Fred Quimby]

Originally Posted by BannerDept

I'd say get a life. Big deal.

Are you fucking retarded?

I should get a life b/c I'm protecting the area my kids play in?

[madawgz]

hmmmm, well it isnt that much of a big deal is it?

i mean cmon its just garbage

clean it up, save his information... if he does it again... then you have a problem.

[DaLord]

Make him beg. Scare the living shit out of him and make him beg.

On a bit more serious note, madawgz is right

[minusonebit]

Haha, I know a friend who would pay you for that information... LOL

[MrIzzz]

i say take that info and lets book a nice fun weekend in AC babyyyyyyyyy

[G-Rotica]

call the cops

[WD Brian]

A good ol' fashioned TP job is in order.

[Fresh]

drink half a bottle of abso and throw up in his mail box

[DaLord]

Originally Posted by minusonebit

Haha, I know a friend who would pay you for that information... LOL

Thank God you posted that before I decided to join whatever you got coming up and give you my personal info.


Mike

[Doctor Dre]

Originally Posted by madawgz

hmmmm, well it isnt that much of a big deal is it?

i mean cmon its just garbage

clean it up, save his information... if he does it again... then you have a problem.

You obviously don't own a house ... there is so much stuff to do already to keep the shit clean that this is a big major fucking insult.

[OG LennyT]

I say call him up and find out what the fuck happened. If he has a good story and you believe it, move on.. if hes a prick or lying through his teeth, time to take it to another level.

[johnnyhey]

apply for a circuit city credit card (in his name) then go in and buy about $7500 worth of shit from him at circuit city with the card.

[pussyluver]

You're not sure he did it. A guy that manages to make to be a manager of a Circuit City store is prolly smarter than to throw his trash around. Could be way more to the story.

[Doctor Dre]

Originally Posted by pussyluver

You're not sure he did it. A guy that manages to make to be a manager of a Circuit City store is prolly smarter than to throw his trash around. Could be way more to the story.

Manage a circuit seller is supposed to require something ? My friend is the manager here and the dude sells coke at night ... and do a lot of it.

[ajrocks]

DUDE there is only one thing to do, human flaming poop bag!

[gimo33]

try to catch him on the act then bust his ass..install a hidden cam or somethin'

[WarChild]

You should fill yourself with false bravado, post on a message board, and then quietly never do anything about it.

[D]

Ya... if you do anything apart from getting the cops involved right off, I'm thinking you should start by giving the guy a call.

It's possible he didn't do it. It's possible his "girlfriend" is actually now his "ex-girlfriend", and a bit of a conniving and vindictive bitch.

Hell, anything's possible.... best to give him a call and figure it out for yourself. If he's a prick, bring it to the next level.... you know where the cat lives and works... so many (legal) ways to handle it at that point.

[E Guru]

Goto his house and throw it through the front window IMO

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by WarChild

You should fill yourself with false bravado, post on a message board, and then quietly never do anything about it.

[loverboy]

whoop his ass lol

[dynastoned]

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

So I get the newspaper this morning and some asswipe threw 2 bags of garbage on my side lawn during the night.

Being the vindictive bastard that I am, I put on a pair of corpse handeling gloves and dig through the garbage to see if I can identify who it was.

The first thing I find is a draft copy of his resume, with his name, addy, telephone # and cell #.

Next I find copy of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE with his mothers maiden name.

Then I find his credit card statement and his checking account statement.

Then I find a copy of a drug test he passed, which contained his SOCIAL SECURITY #, to get a managers job at Circuit City where he currently works.



How do you think I should handel this?

drive to his house cut open the bottom of the garbage bag and drag it across his lawn. that should pretty much take care of the problem.

[SirMoby]

Call him and get his side of the story. Don't tell him that you have his SS#, birth certificate or anything that damaging and see what he says. Then decide what to do.

[SilentKnight]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

oh my god....

You could SO ruin his life with that kind of info.

....the only problem is that the potential harm that you could do him would FAR outwiegh the petty crime of misplaced garbage.

I would simply call him up, and tell him what happened. Tell him how badly you could have ruined his credit, his reputation, even gotten him arrested, with the kind of info that he left you. Tell him that you are going to be the bigger man, but he better come back and get his crap off of your lawn NOW, or he is toast.


(p.s. Just in case something goes wrong, keep all of that info on the guy.)

[madawgz]

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You obviously don't own a house ... there is so much stuff to do already to keep the shit clean that this is a big major fucking insult.

i guess i just have more patience than most people

[iWeb_Rowena]

maybe he's not the one who did that.

[Honez]

Originally Posted by D_hodough

Ya... if you do anything apart from getting the cops involved right off, I'm thinking you should start by giving the guy a call.

It's possible he didn't do it. It's possible his "girlfriend" is actually now his "ex-girlfriend", and a bit of a conniving and vindictive bitch.

Hell, anything's possible.... best to give him a call and figure it out for yourself. If he's a prick, bring it to the next level.... you know where the cat lives and works... so many (legal) ways to handle it at that point.

I agree with the girlfriend theory. Sounds like she may have stolen those items from him and needed to dispose of them someplace other than her own garbage. She is the one that lives close by. I mean, who would actually throw away a copy of their birth certificate?