Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

So I get the newspaper this morning and some asswipe threw 2 bags of garbage on my side lawn during the night.

Being the vindictive bastard that I am, I put on a pair of corpse handeling gloves and dig through the garbage to see if I can identify who it was.

The first thing I find is a draft copy of his resume, with his name, addy, telephone # and cell #.

Next I find copy of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE with his mothers maiden name.

Then I find his credit card statement and his checking account statement.

Then I find a copy of a drug test he passed, which contained his SOCIAL SECURITY #, to get a managers job at Circuit City where he currently works.



How do you think I should handel this?