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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
So I get the newspaper this morning and some asswipe threw 2 bags of garbage on my side lawn during the night.
Being the vindictive bastard that I am, I put on a pair of corpse handeling gloves and dig through the garbage to see if I can identify who it was.
The first thing I find is a draft copy of his resume, with his name, addy, telephone # and cell #.
Next I find copy of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE with his mothers maiden name.
Then I find his credit card statement and his checking account statement.
Then I find a copy of a drug test he passed, which contained his SOCIAL SECURITY #, to get a managers job at Circuit City where he currently works.
How do you think I should handel this?
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oh my god....
You could SO ruin his life with that kind of info.
....the only problem is that the potential harm that you could do him would FAR outwiegh the petty crime of misplaced garbage.
I would simply call him up, and tell him what happened. Tell him how badly you could have ruined his credit, his reputation, even gotten him arrested, with the kind of info that he left you. Tell him that you are going to be the bigger man, but he better come back and get his crap off of your lawn NOW, or he is toast.
(p.s. Just in case something goes wrong, keep all of that info on the guy.)