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Some ASSHOLE dumped his garbage on my lawn this morning. What should I do?
So I get the newspaper this morning and some asswipe threw 2 bags of garbage on my side lawn during the night.
Being the vindictive bastard that I am, I put on a pair of corpse handeling gloves and dig through the garbage to see if I can identify who it was.
The first thing I find is a draft copy of his resume, with his name, addy, telephone # and cell #.
Next I find copy of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE with his mothers maiden name.
Then I find his credit card statement and his checking account statement.
Then I find a copy of a drug test he passed, which contained his SOCIAL SECURITY #, to get a managers job at Circuit City where he currently works.
How do you think I should handel this?
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