UPDATE:

Matrix Content has generously made an offer to sponsor any designers participating in this by providing content for your tour. However, the one catch is that when it's over, Matrix Content owns your tour. You may not use it anywhere else. It must be turned over to them.

If you are interested, you must agree to this before you will be authorized for content use. No agreement, no deal. Simple as that.

oh yeah.... and that's #500 bitches.... :smokin

just missed the 500th post...lol

but I get to show this smiley:

<img src="http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/graemlins/gives.gif" width="44" height="46">

lol

Cheers,
Machine

sorry Machine.... I wanted to get the update up at the top of the page.... ;-)

I'm thinking of a new niche here for the contest, Clits Like Dicks. Sure winner right there!

No problem Amp - It's your gig in the first place ;)

And it's coming along pretty well - looking forward to it :thumbsup

Cheers,
Machine

I've heard they get bigger the more you masturbate...

Again, I digress.

M

I still don't have any idea what kinda site I wanna do..... :arcadefre

Damnit Im not scrolling through this fucking thread again man, did someone say they were regitering as URL in conjunction with this event now or what? hehehe Sounds like its gonna be an Annual Showdown now, and by that it deserves its own fucking URL and contestant profile pages ;)


Wake n Bake



*bowl*

yes, it does.... it's at: http://gfydesigncontest.com except JPFDude is sleeping or something so it's got nowhere near the info as this page: http://www.opticalamplitude.com/showdown/index.html


he'll most likely transfer that page to the domain when he wakes from his beauty sleep.

I hate people who can sleep, I havent slept more than 5 hours at a time in over 2 years, Im beginning to wonder if its at all healthy. ;)

How can someone sleep, I swear if I get up during the night to piss, I gotta turn one of my machines on and check something or look at somethin... damn this anxiety, and damn my compulsions!

Eh nevermind, cool, nice little URL...

Ahhh I just noticed the "Annual" addition, nice...


<img src=http://popcornsex.com/annual.gif>

Wasn't hadded to the list on the site...

Houdini: Make a small badge-like GFY Design Contest "Participant" type buttons using the style you did on the logo and ill put it up on my design page ;) Nothing big, small, chicklet size

Since I KNOW I am seeing hits from Amps page, I want to return the hits and/or traffic back, so I would link the "gfy showdown" page with the damn chicklet...

:winkwink:

got him. :thumbsup

Great idea Fletch, I'll do something up.

Man people this thread is getting stupid long.Im lost now I have to start reading to figure out what the hell is going on.

:eek7

Okay !! I m In & I'll Probably Win!
:moon

gotcha Thrawn$..... :thumbsup


and the prize list grows.... :Graucho

as does this thread.... :winkwink:

Dude, I see pornsuite is on the contest entry list...did you happen to get his home phone number or anything good like that? He needs a good torturing...old school!

Webmaster Vault will also be throwing down some prize action for this contest. We'll be giving away one months advertising on our Web & Graphic Design page (or another page if you don't offer your design services to the general public). This will include a 120x60 button and a featured text link. Good luck to all the contenders!

I'm not a (skilled) designer, but I think this contest is a great idea, so I'll contribute to the prize list.

How about a $100 shopping spree in the TeraBabes.com <a href="http://www.terababes.com/videos.htm">Video Store</a>?

Whoever wins the prize can spend as much as they like and I'll reimburse them for up to $100... ie, spend $94, get reimbursed $94. Spend $123, get reimbursed $100.

BTW - Have you figured out how you are going to group/rank the prizes yet? Just curious, since the list is getting fairly long, and some prizes may be more valueable to some people than to others...

Is this just going to be a graphics showdown? or an overall visual marketing strategy.

What are we gonna be judged on?

your hair style.

The rules specifically say that it's an anonymous vote. Maybe if I take a picture of the top of my head. Wait a minute you don't need a picture to know I'm Bald.

any comments on this?

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/show...fy-gold-02.gif

Nice Amp...

I dig that man...

WOW 6:00PM eastern time and i'm just waking up boy i need to get to bed earlier at least today i only had about 100 post to read and not like 200 :Graucho anyway whats up with JPFDude haven't seen him in a while

Nice gold medal amp! (Olympic GFY design off) we are going to have to do this every year. :winkwink:

Excellent

Check out my sig! :Graucho

Too late for signing up?

If not i'm IN! :)

amp already won :winkwink: :thumbsup

you're in.... :thumbsup


FWI: Deadline for getting in is May 31st.

shit..... I've got my money on a seriously humbling experience here..... I fully expect to be smoked.

but we'll see...... :winkwink:

Dam AMP why dont u hire your girl to designand you post on the boards its like a full time job for ya

multi-screens.... the one on the left is on auto-refresh..... the one on the right is on auto-post.

I'm IN. Sounds like real fun. Starts exactly when I finish my school for this year. Two thumbs up!

Am noticing the names of new registered users of GFY to be quite the Design related, we mst be attracting strangers...


OUTLANDERS!


OUTLANDERS!



OUTLANDERS!

Hey now, that's not completely fair... I lost my old login and had to re-register when none of my 'usual' password combinations worked... I'm not an outlander, just a dipshit

:stoned

And I've got the social skills of a death row inmate; that helps like NONE.

M

I don't think social skills matter here.... actually I don't think social skills exist here at all.

Well, at any rate, sarcasm and edgy humor exist in abundance within these hallowed halls, and that's enough for me...

I can pretend I fit in, and that's all that *truly* matters :)

M

:ak47: :helpme
At least I'll beable to say I was beat by the best :D

he he he i'll give you props girl you are in the adult realm of webmasters and your still alive so you get a big :thumbsup from me and the whole crew at AEOLN.COM :winkwink:

granted i have no clue who you are or what you look like and i'm still amazed :1orglaugh

Hmm, how to say this and still be *relatively* kind to myself...

What I lack in looks I make up for in enthusiasm, skill, and entertainment value... or so I choose to think ;)

Even if I only give pleasure to ONE person on this cold, cruel planet... and even if that ONE person is myself... then my efforts have not been entirely in vain *sigh*

M

i'm guessin you like to write some poetry or something or well you could just be good with words :winkwink: got my attention webmistress he he he

LOL nah, I'm too much of a crass bitch for good poetry... but I write some down and dirty stories, so crassness and vulgarity can indeed be virtues :)

I like this place; everybody's a smartass. It's sort of how I figured Utopia would be...



M

*bowl*

Anyone know how o set up your monitors so there is like 4 montors but you would use one mouse and acts like one huge monitor becuase the mouse just carrys over to next screen...?


not sure how to explain it any better but thats a shot

never done that only did the 4 PCs one monitor deal b4