what stereotype is the worst phone customer service? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 05-02-2006, 01:41 PM

i'll keep this poll anonimous to protect the innocent. all i know is that i am tired of not being able to get answers by phone when i call a credit card or a retailer, etc...

does anyone speak any english anymore?

gdog · 05-02-2006, 01:42 PM

the indians make me laugh

MrIzzz · 05-02-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gdog

the indians make me laugh

come back and post in my poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

madawgz · 05-02-2006, 01:44 PM

indian forsure......

WonderWoman · 05-02-2006, 01:45 PM

OH MAN I SO AGREE!!!

The worst are fuckin Providian!!!!

I so wanna yell in the phone "Learn to speak english dammit". I usually just totally lose it after I have repeated myself for the third time and if they try to upsell me anything... WHICH THEY ALWAYS DO... I just hang up.

I hate feeling like a bitch for doing it but I can't help it, I get so frustrated. I have done customer service before and did my best to be the OPPOSITE of the people that annoyed me the most. It always worked.

But yea... seriously... fuckin companies.. get people that speak english. This is ridiculous!

MrIzzz · 05-02-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by WonderWoman

OH MAN I SO AGREE!!!

The worst are fuckin Providian!!!!

I so wanna yell in the phone "Learn to speak english dammit". I usually just totally lose it after I have repeated myself for the third time and if they try to upsell me anything... WHICH THEY ALWAYS DO... I just hang up.

I hate feeling like a bitch for doing it but I can't help it, I get so frustrated. I have done customer service before and did my best to be the OPPOSITE of the people that annoyed me the most. It always worked.

But yea... seriously... fuckin companies.. get people that speak english. This is ridiculous!

amen girl, let it all out

WonderWoman · 05-02-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

amen girl, let it all out

Goddammit.. I know this poll will come across as sounding racist but I am middle eastern and I learned the language!

I was responsible for training people to answer phones etc, and the other thing that got me was the black women with attitude. Sometimes I just wanna yell back at here... "Honey.. I axed you a question.. dont get bitchy with me."

Ok... Now I am officially going to get my ass kicked.

MrIzzz · 05-02-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WonderWoman

Goddammit.. I know this poll will come across as sounding racist but I am middle eastern and I learned the language!

I was responsible for training people to answer phones etc, and the other thing that got me was the black women with attitude. Sometimes I just wanna yell back at here... "Honey.. I axed you a question.. dont get bitchy with me."

Ok... Now I am officially going to get my ass kicked.

nah, this poll doesnt have a racist agenda at all

i love everyone, but i'm tired of incompetence by companies that make you jump through hurdles to get an answer by phone.

davethetruth · 05-02-2006, 01:51 PM

indian/pakistani reading a script - I get maybe 20% of the time

angry black woman - I don't get very often, but recently I got hung up on twice by angry black women at capital one busines, and I was being nice, they were just dumb.

automated robot that makes you yell your options - This is what I get 80% of the time probably.

All 3 are very common imho

WiredGuy · 05-02-2006, 01:51 PM

Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish.
WG

mechanicvirus · 05-02-2006, 01:52 PM

Its a tie between the monotone guy from chase yesterday or the indian guy who kept yelling at me when i was activating my new bank card

WonderWoman · 05-02-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

indian/pakistani reading a script - I get maybe 20% of the time

angry black woman - I don't get very often, but recently I got hung up on twice by angry black women at capital one busines, and I was being nice, they were just dumb.

automated robot that makes you yell your options - This is what I get 80% of the time probably.

All 3 are very common imho

"big boy... "

"Please repeat"

"BIG BOY!!"

Cyndalie · 05-02-2006, 01:54 PM

how about cocky white bastards? forgot those unforgiving assholes.

WonderWoman · 05-02-2006, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish.
WG

I love how we all preface this with.. "not to sound racist, but..."

But you are totaly right, ESP when you paying for a warranty or customer service.

AmateurFlix · 05-02-2006, 01:55 PM

I'll be real specific: Indian women with very thick accents. Indian men I can usually understand, however for some reason their language tends to be pronounced in a much higher pitch than most other languages I've heard. When some of the women from that region start talking it begins to resemble more like near-ultrasonic chirping noises than recognizable human speech to me.

If the above sounds like it could be a problem to anyone, I don't reccomend calling the HP support #'s LOL.

SilentKnight · 05-02-2006, 02:05 PM

What always cracked me up when I worked as a call centre rep awhile back was when a southern redneck would call up and rant a solid 5 mins. about "those goddam fuckin' indians and packies" and how all the jobs were being outsourced over to India.

I'd be here in Canada listening to all this ignorant venom (with my mute button pressed and my feet up on the desk)...while carrying on a conversation with the co-worker in the cubicle next to me - Ahmed.

Then sometimes, just for fun...I'd intentionally escalate the call with a few choice comments - to the point the customer would ask to speak with a supervisor or manager.

I'd transfer him over to Ahmed.

Barefootsies · 05-02-2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish.
WG

MrIzzz · 05-02-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish.
WG

they should have a "preferred caller" thing when you pay for a certain amount, LOL, i love it

iWeb_Kristin · 05-02-2006, 02:16 PM

no offense to anyone, but learning to speak english well is all about having the passion to communicate well... plus you can add great costumer service that not only meets customer demands but exceed customer expectations as well...

Vitasoy · 05-02-2006, 08:47 PM

Out sourced costumer support no doubt.

Bdiddy · 05-02-2006, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

What always cracked me up when I worked as a call centre rep awhile back was when a southern redneck would call up and rant a solid 5 mins. about "those goddam fuckin' indians and packies" and how all the jobs were being outsourced over to India.

I'd be here in Canada listening to all this ignorant venom (with my mute button pressed and my feet up on the desk)...while carrying on a conversation with the co-worker in the cubicle next to me - Ahmed.

Then sometimes, just for fun...I'd intentionally escalate the call with a few choice comments - to the point the customer would ask to speak with a supervisor or manager.

I'd transfer him over to Ahmed.

Malicious Biz · 05-02-2006, 09:34 PM

the ones that hang up on me as soon as I use the word 'fuck'

WiredGuy · 05-02-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

they should have a "preferred caller" thing when you pay for a certain amount, LOL, i love it

Yes, its a little hard getting onsite service when my call is going to Pakistan. I don't need this guy going through the script when I know I have a hard disk failure. Get the manager on the phone (in North America) and get him to get authorize a service call, that's all I'm looking for. I don't need to make sure the power is on and shit like that. Crazy the frustration customers have to go through for Dell to save a few bucks.
WG

dial · 05-02-2006, 09:55 PM

one of my best friends in the world I met through a tech support call....i call the general 800 # for tech support and just happen to get the one guy in the world that is about to move into my loft complex....it was crazy shit

iWeb_Allan · 05-02-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dial

one of my best friends in the world I met through a tech support call....i call the general 800 # for tech support and just happen to get the one guy in the world that is about to move into my loft complex....it was crazy shit

reminds me of the time when I used to work for a satellite company. I got a call from my ex-gf who now resides in San Fo. What a blast it was

tony286 · 05-02-2006, 10:24 PM

i love when indian says his name is john or if its a woman mary.i want to say no its not lol

DaddyHalbucks · 05-02-2006, 10:28 PM

None of the above:

A lip smackin' girl with a mouth full of bubble gum, a NY accent, and the IQ of a poppy seed bagel.

Abyss_Vee · 05-02-2006, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

come back and post in my poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

play with my poll!!!!!!!

gecko · 05-02-2006, 10:32 PM

I'll go with the first option

Choppa · 05-03-2006, 07:55 AM

yes bloody Indians ( no offense)

many companies from Australia have call centres in india and it pisses me off as its difficult to understand them..."tenk u com again"

WebairGerard · 05-03-2006, 08:00 AM

all of the above

CyberHustler · 05-03-2006, 08:02 AM

at sprint i dont get an angry black woman... i get what sounds like a fat lazy black woman... all the time! sounds like she's bored out of her fucking mind and hates her job to death.

G-Rotica · 05-03-2006, 08:18 AM

Why is they want to hang up the minute you use colorful language. It's just an indicator of how frustrated they have made you. I actually had a angry black bitch from Sprint tell me "Don't you fucking use that language with me" and I was like "you said fucking" and she hung up on me.

dragon9 · 05-03-2006, 10:10 AM

Why can't they find someone who speaks english. Damn it

rowan · 05-03-2006, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choppa

yes bloody Indians ( no offense)

many companies from Australia have call centres in india and it pisses me off as its difficult to understand them..."tenk u com again"

Yeah, every time I call GE Money (or they call me) I end up speaking to someone with a fairly thick Indian accent. They are generally reasonably easy to understand but occasionally they have no idea what I'm saying (aussiespeak?) and I have to rephrase the sentence.

prepaidcarrie · 05-03-2006, 11:37 AM

I really hate those automated too though...

View Poll Results: ughhhhhhhhhhh
indian/pakistani reading a script	32	74.42%
angry black woman	9	20.93%
southern white trash old lady	1	2.33%
automated robot that makes you yell your options	8	18.60%
juicy after a night of xanax	1	2.33%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 43. You may not vote on this poll

05-02-2006, 01:41 PM	#1
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05-02-2006, 01:42 PM	#2
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05-02-2006, 01:45 PM	#5
WonderWoman Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: LA Posts: 1,439	OH MAN I SO AGREE!!! The worst are fuckin Providian!!!! I so wanna yell in the phone "Learn to speak english dammit". I usually just totally lose it after I have repeated myself for the third time and if they try to upsell me anything... WHICH THEY ALWAYS DO... I just hang up. I hate feeling like a bitch for doing it but I can't help it, I get so frustrated. I have done customer service before and did my best to be the OPPOSITE of the people that annoyed me the most. It always worked. But yea... seriously... fuckin companies.. get people that speak english. This is ridiculous! __________________ Lubna ICQ: 321946016

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Dell tech support. For the extra $359/PC for onsite service I buy, you can afford to put whitey on the phone. Not to sound racist, but goddamit I need someone who speaks English, not Pakienglish. WG __________________ I play with Google.

05-02-2006, 01:52 PM	#11
mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,887	Its a tie between the monotone guy from chase yesterday or the indian guy who kept yelling at me when i was activating my new bank card

05-02-2006, 01:54 PM	#13
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	how about cocky white bastards? forgot those unforgiving assholes.

05-02-2006, 01:55 PM	#15
AmateurFlix Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,762	I'll be real specific: Indian women with very thick accents. Indian men I can usually understand, however for some reason their language tends to be pronounced in a much higher pitch than most other languages I've heard. When some of the women from that region start talking it begins to resemble more like near-ultrasonic chirping noises than recognizable human speech to me. If the above sounds like it could be a problem to anyone, I don't reccomend calling the HP support #'s LOL. __________________

05-02-2006, 02:05 PM	#16
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	What always cracked me up when I worked as a call centre rep awhile back was when a southern redneck would call up and rant a solid 5 mins. about "those goddam fuckin' indians and packies" and how all the jobs were being outsourced over to India. I'd be here in Canada listening to all this ignorant venom (with my mute button pressed and my feet up on the desk)...while carrying on a conversation with the co-worker in the cubicle next to me - Ahmed. Then sometimes, just for fun...I'd intentionally escalate the call with a few choice comments - to the point the customer would ask to speak with a supervisor or manager. I'd transfer him over to Ahmed.

05-02-2006, 02:16 PM	#19
iWeb_Kristin Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: manila, philippines Posts: 116	no offense to anyone, but learning to speak english well is all about having the passion to communicate well... plus you can add great costumer service that not only meets customer demands but exceed customer expectations as well... __________________ Kristin Sarmiento [email protected] ICQ: 222702135 404-474-2357 or 1-866-437-7795 Offshore Staff Leasing Services

05-02-2006, 08:47 PM	#20
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Out sourced costumer support no doubt. __________________ [email protected]

05-02-2006, 09:34 PM	#22
Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	the ones that hang up on me as soon as I use the word 'fuck'

05-02-2006, 09:55 PM	#24
dial Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: wherever you aren't Posts: 1,225	one of my best friends in the world I met through a tech support call....i call the general 800 # for tech support and just happen to get the one guy in the world that is about to move into my loft complex....it was crazy shit

05-02-2006, 10:24 PM	#26
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	i love when indian says his name is john or if its a woman mary.i want to say no its not lol

05-02-2006, 10:28 PM	#27
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05-02-2006, 10:32 PM	#29
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05-03-2006, 08:02 AM	#32
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,189	at sprint i dont get an angry black woman... i get what sounds like a fat lazy black woman... all the time! sounds like she's bored out of her fucking mind and hates her job to death.

05-03-2006, 08:18 AM	#33
G-Rotica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 4,258	Why is they want to hang up the minute you use colorful language. It's just an indicator of how frustrated they have made you. I actually had a angry black bitch from Sprint tell me "Don't you fucking use that language with me" and I was like "you said fucking" and she hung up on me. __________________

05-03-2006, 10:10 AM	#34
dragon9 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 123	Why can't they find someone who speaks english. Damn it

05-03-2006, 11:37 AM	#36
prepaidcarrie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 26	I really hate those automated too though...