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Jman · 03-13-2006, 11:32 AM

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for suck here.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

You can thank me later

G-Rotica · 03-13-2006, 11:34 AM

Mist · 03-13-2006, 11:38 AM

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Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

That is so true...

Loryn · 03-13-2006, 12:09 PM

Those are great Ihaven't heard any of them. Thanks for the laugh!

WiredGuy · 03-13-2006, 12:10 PM

hahaha, these were awesome

WG

Jman · 03-13-2006, 12:30 PM

Q: why are alter boys hair parted in the middle ?
A: it's frome the priest patting them on the head saying "this is our little secret".

Q:why did cavemen drag thier women by the hair instead of thier feet?
A: they did'nt want them to fill up with dirt.

a lawyer, a rabbi, and a priest are on a cruise ship. the ship hits something and starts to sink, as everyone is running to get to a lifeboat. the rabbi says " wait...what about all the little children?" the lawer says "fuck'em!" the priest looks back and says " uuhh...do you really think we got time?"

donross · 03-13-2006, 12:32 PM

i like the australian kiss :P

Vitasoy · 03-13-2006, 01:28 PM

Lol... those are great!

SkyWalker2k · 03-13-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

That one made me laugh

Egomancer · 03-13-2006, 02:02 PM

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Egomancer

tristan_D · 03-13-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

something to remember the year that was

d_train · 03-13-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

that pretty much summarizes their purpose in life

Spunky · 03-13-2006, 08:43 PM

Those were pretty good

PixeLs · 03-13-2006, 09:37 PM

Funny list there dude!

Bob_cougar · 03-13-2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JQ:

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

thank you. now, i know how to decribe in a word the past year.

Jman · 03-13-2006, 11:08 PM

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Some guys I know can run a fleet of trucks ;-)

alec · 03-14-2006, 12:24 AM

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

LoL I like this one..

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Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,768	Q: why are alter boys hair parted in the middle ? A: it's frome the priest patting them on the head saying "this is our little secret". Q:why did cavemen drag thier women by the hair instead of thier feet? A: they did'nt want them to fill up with dirt. a lawyer, a rabbi, and a priest are on a cruise ship. the ship hits something and starts to sink, as everyone is running to get to a lifeboat. the rabbi says " wait...what about all the little children?" the lawer says "fuck'em!" the priest looks back and says " uuhh...do you really think we got time?" __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,768	Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Some guys I know can run a fleet of trucks ;-) __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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alec Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,877	Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch LoL I like this one.. __________________