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Q: why are alter boys hair parted in the middle ?
A: it's frome the priest patting them on the head saying "this is our little secret".
Q:why did cavemen drag thier women by the hair instead of thier feet?
A: they did'nt want them to fill up with dirt.
a lawyer, a rabbi, and a priest are on a cruise ship. the ship hits something and starts to sink, as everyone is running to get to a lifeboat. the rabbi says " wait...what about all the little children?" the lawer says "fuck'em!" the priest looks back and says " uuhh...do you really think we got time?"
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