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Jman	03-13-2006 11:32 AM

The Answers you've ALL been looking for...

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for suck here.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

You can thank me later :pimp

G-Rotica

03-13-2006 11:34 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mist	03-13-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

That is so true...

Loryn

03-13-2006 12:09 PM

Those are great Ihaven't heard any of them. Thanks for the laugh! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WiredGuy

03-13-2006 12:10 PM

hahaha, these were awesome :)
WG

Jman	03-13-2006 12:30 PM

Q: why are alter boys hair parted in the middle ?
A: it's frome the priest patting them on the head saying "this is our little secret".

Q:why did cavemen drag thier women by the hair instead of thier feet?
A: they did'nt want them to fill up with dirt.

a lawyer, a rabbi, and a priest are on a cruise ship. the ship hits something and starts to sink, as everyone is running to get to a lifeboat. the rabbi says " wait...what about all the little children?" the lawer says "fuck'em!" the priest looks back and says " uuhh...do you really think we got time?"

donross

03-13-2006 12:32 PM

i like the australian kiss :P

Vitasoy

03-13-2006 01:28 PM

Lol... those are great!

SkyWalker2k

03-13-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

That one made me laugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Egomancer

03-13-2006 02:02 PM

:))

Egomancer

tristan_D

03-13-2006 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

something to remember the year that was :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

d_train

03-13-2006 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

that pretty much summarizes their purpose in life :1orglaugh

Spunky

03-13-2006 08:43 PM

:1orglaugh Those were pretty good

PixeLs

03-13-2006 09:37 PM

Funny list there dude! :1orglaugh

Bob_cougar

03-13-2006 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JQ:

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

thank you. now, i know how to decribe in a word the past year. :thumbsup

Jman	03-13-2006 11:08 PM

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Some guys I know can run a fleet of trucks ;-)

alec	03-14-2006 12:24 AM

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

LoL I like this one.. :thumbsup

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