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**G-Rotica** · 03-13-2006, 09:34 AM

**Mist** · 03-13-2006, 09:38 AM

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

That is so true...

**Loryn** · 03-13-2006, 10:09 AM

Those are great Ihaven't heard any of them. Thanks for the laugh!

**WiredGuy** · 03-13-2006, 10:10 AM

hahaha, these were awesome

WG

**Jman** · 03-13-2006, 10:30 AM

Q: why are alter boys hair parted in the middle ?
A: it's frome the priest patting them on the head saying "this is our little secret".

Q:why did cavemen drag thier women by the hair instead of thier feet?
A: they did'nt want them to fill up with dirt.

a lawyer, a rabbi, and a priest are on a cruise ship. the ship hits something and starts to sink, as everyone is running to get to a lifeboat. the rabbi says " wait...what about all the little children?" the lawer says "fuck'em!" the priest looks back and says " uuhh...do you really think we got time?"

**donross** · 03-13-2006, 10:32 AM

i like the australian kiss :P

**Vitasoy** · 03-13-2006, 11:28 AM

Lol... those are great!

**SkyWalker2k** · 03-13-2006, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by JMan

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

That one made me laugh

**Egomancer** · 03-13-2006, 12:02 PM

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Egomancer

**tristan_D** · 03-13-2006, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by JMan

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

something to remember the year that was

**d_train** · 03-13-2006, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by JMan

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they take your house and car with them.

that pretty much summarizes their purpose in life

**Spunky** · 03-13-2006, 06:43 PM

Those were pretty good

**PixeLs** · 03-13-2006, 07:37 PM

Funny list there dude!

**Bob_cougar** · 03-13-2006, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by JQ:

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

thank you. now, i know how to decribe in a word the past year.

**Jman** · 03-13-2006, 09:08 PM

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Some guys I know can run a fleet of trucks ;-)

**alec** · 03-13-2006, 10:24 PM

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

LoL I like this one..

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