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Sarah_Jayne · 02-25-2006, 03:24 PM

A culinary wonder of the modern world. I was dragged to Ikea today which is really the last place I would want to be on a Saturday. I thought the point of working from home was that I didn't have to be at places like that when they were the most busy. However, it was made up to me by meatballs. I still have no idea why they are so much better than any other meatball I have had. Though I do think this is a consipracy that whenever I go to my Ikea the lingonberry drink fountain is empty.

BadBrad · 02-25-2006, 03:26 PM

Lol. Ya we go to lunch there just for the meatballs. YUMM!!!

avalanche · 02-25-2006, 03:27 PM

Those things are great! Been fighting the urge to buy their bag of frozen ones to make at home. They probably won't be as good.

BusterBunny · 02-25-2006, 03:29 PM

love me some meatballs

Damian_Maxcash · 02-25-2006, 03:31 PM

They are good but the Gradvalux sucks - way too much dill.

Just_Dave · 02-25-2006, 03:31 PM

i will try them next time i go there

chupachups · 02-25-2006, 03:31 PM

Any real swedish meatballs are far better than those, even the deepfrozen ones

dinkz · 02-25-2006, 03:38 PM

The meatballs at IKEA aren't that good, atleast not in Sweden...

You should try "Surströmming" instead!

munki · 02-25-2006, 03:42 PM

I'm vegetarian, and I even have to nab a few meatballs when the dreaded Ikea trip comes around.

Pornwolf · 02-25-2006, 03:43 PM

I don't even eat red meat often but I am in love with the Swedish meatbals there!

xxxdesign-net · 02-25-2006, 03:44 PM

the chicken is discusting.. that i know..

The Captain · 02-25-2006, 03:51 PM

I have tried the take home bag, and if made right taste exactly the same

Manowar · 02-25-2006, 03:53 PM

omfg. I have some in my fridge RIGHT NOW from the thurrock store

they are sooo good, and the gravy and jam

mmmmm... i might go get them

Probono · 02-25-2006, 04:03 PM

I must confess I love Swedish Meatballs and blondes too. Ikea meatballs are a great fast food replacement; never found a replacement for the blondes.

chadglni · 02-25-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MikyMunki

I'm vegetarian, and I even have to nab a few meatballs when the dreaded Ikea trip comes around.

Real dedicated aren't you.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-25-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

the chicken is discusting.. that i know..

I've never had anything but the meatballs

Sarah_Jayne · 02-25-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

omfg. I have some in my fridge RIGHT NOW from the thurrock store

they are sooo good, and the gravy and jam

mmmmm... i might go get them

lol..It was the Thurrock store I got them from. Though after you survive that roundabout I think you deserve them.

Tipsy · 02-25-2006, 05:29 PM

They have to have the gravy and jam to really work! But then that gravy makes other meatballs good too.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-25-2006, 06:22 PM

I am sure there is something they put in it that suddenly makes people think they need more tealights.

OY · 02-25-2006, 06:22 PM

The meatballs at IKEA are the bomb when you are "not in Sweden". I get them every time (like once a year) when I go to IKEA here in Los Angeles - love them.

Other than for those, fuck Sweden.

Morgan · 02-25-2006, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by avalanche

Those things are great! Been fighting the urge to buy their bag of frozen ones to make at home. They probably won't be as good.

what he said

Lee · 02-25-2006, 06:31 PM

Cue Shemp...

webgurl · 02-25-2006, 06:40 PM

everytime i goto ikea i eat those meatballs ! They are so
reallly damn great ! I want to buy that 3lb bag they have there
swedish meatballs rule

i can eat 100 of those right now

Brujah · 02-25-2006, 06:44 PM

Are they really that great ? Have you had home-made before too ? I need to try these now.

Brujah · 02-25-2006, 06:45 PM

Sarah_Jayne · 02-25-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Are they really that great ? Have you had home-made before too ? I need to try these now.

I don't know any Swedish people here that could cook them for me so I couldn't say but I have had meatballs of various nationalities that were home made and these are still the best. I am sure they don't compare to the original thing or are too different to be called authentic but to those of us that don't know any better they are like culinary crack.

Brujah · 02-25-2006, 06:50 PM

I love swedish meatballs, they're fantastic. My mom would make them all the time and growing up they were my favorite food.

sickkittens · 02-25-2006, 06:54 PM

The fact that you probably didn't want to be there and were starving maybe made then better than what they actually were?

Paparazzi · 02-25-2006, 06:54 PM

I prefer homemade Swedish meatballs

sweetpiece · 02-25-2006, 09:42 PM

i want some, bitch

breaker · 02-26-2006, 09:30 AM

Homemade is the best, i don't like factory made meatballs. And it doesn't take too long time to make them yourself.

svenski · 02-26-2006, 09:34 AM

Ikea meatballs and the hotdogs have been an institution in the UK for years now, and great to take your mind off the "shitznitz" food trays and "boglicka" kitchen sets.

czarina · 02-26-2006, 09:35 AM

I made meatballs at home yesterday and they came out dry inside. The sauce was awesome, but the meat was too dry. What a shame! Now you made me envious with yours

Jensen · 02-26-2006, 09:39 AM

I make my own meatballs at home.. but they are a sure thing at ikea though.. great taste and cheap as hell..

MrJazz99 · 02-26-2006, 09:44 AM

500 g meat (mixed flesh/ox, it gets more tastier then, otherwise use just ox)
1 onion well hacked
1 egg
2 cooked potatoes or potato meal
salt'n'pepper
Milk (or water)

Just mix it together and let it stand for bout 20 minutes and then make the meatballs, use water on your hands, they get smoother then, fry them on high/mid level in 5 minutes....

DONE !!!

ps. its exactly the same for meatloaf....

jade12 · 02-26-2006, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina

I made meatballs at home yesterday and they came out dry inside. The sauce was awesome, but the meat was too dry. What a shame! Now you made me envious with yours

put some worchestershire sauce in with them next time (keeps them moist inside).

pornguy · 02-26-2006, 09:49 AM

I thought that ikea was a furniture store.

extreme · 02-26-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I thought that ikea was a furniture store.

Ofcourse not!
It's the central part of our world domination plan.

~Ray · 02-26-2006, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

I made meatballs at home yesterday and they came out dry inside. The sauce was awesome, but the meat was too dry. What a shame! Now you made me envious with yours

cook the meatballs 1/2 way then add them to the sauce and let them finish. They will be great.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-26-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by svenski

Ikea meatballs and the hotdogs have been an institution in the UK for years now, and great to take your mind off the "shitznitz" food trays and "boglicka" kitchen sets.

Their hotdogs are the only decent hotdogs you can get anywhere in the UK.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-26-2006, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

I thought that ikea was a furniture store.

You need to get your energy up for your four hour stay in the store.

nadanada · 02-26-2006, 10:12 AM

i hit the ikea in houston pretty much every month or so, and they are one of the reasons my wife drags me there

MontrealPimp · 02-26-2006, 10:19 AM

I love ikea, I can't help but spend hours in there each time I go, there is so much to buy in there, it never ends. Yes their meatballs are insane! Their hotdogs are unique too, they are like sweet on the outside, I think they glaze them with some sort of a light syrup, who knows..

I think I am going to pass by today, I need a few things.

Vitasoy · 02-26-2006, 10:20 AM

Damn this thread is making me hungry

Sarah_Jayne · 02-26-2006, 10:23 AM

now I wish they had a meatball affiliate program

MrJazz99 · 02-26-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

I made meatballs at home yesterday and they came out dry inside. The sauce was awesome, but the meat was too dry. What a shame! Now you made me envious with yours

Aahhh, do as i suggest, just half/half of meat/ox, then they're getting much better....btw. IKEA's meatballs are worse than pizza, but i suppose they are better abroad, since Ingvar Kamprad (IKEAS founder) has moved his fortune to the Netherlands. We in Sweden cannot expect anything but the worst

PixeLs · 02-26-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

love me some meatballs

A face of a disaster..

2HousePlague · 02-26-2006, 07:36 PM

You are a soul-mate, Sarah. I thought I was the only one who went to Ikea just to eat.

Peaches · 02-26-2006, 07:38 PM

I have heard about these! Ikea isn't my taste in furniture at all (though I have heard they have some lamps I might like) but the meatballs seem like it's worth a trip

foolio · 02-26-2006, 08:00 PM

Had some the other day while the wife was shopping lol - they were ok... not worth a special trip or anything like that.

wonder if woj will get the 50....

02-25-2006, 03:24 PM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Ikea meatballs A culinary wonder of the modern world. I was dragged to Ikea today which is really the last place I would want to be on a Saturday. I thought the point of working from home was that I didn't have to be at places like that when they were the most busy. However, it was made up to me by meatballs. I still have no idea why they are so much better than any other meatball I have had. Though I do think this is a consipracy that whenever I go to my Ikea the lingonberry drink fountain is empty.

02-25-2006, 03:26 PM	#2
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02-25-2006, 03:27 PM	#3
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02-25-2006, 03:29 PM	#4
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02-25-2006, 03:31 PM	#7
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	Any real swedish meatballs are far better than those, even the deepfrozen ones __________________

02-25-2006, 03:31 PM	#5
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	They are good but the Gradvalux sucks - way too much dill.

02-25-2006, 03:31 PM	#6
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02-25-2006, 03:38 PM	#8
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02-25-2006, 03:42 PM	#9
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02-25-2006, 03:43 PM	#10
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I don't even eat red meat often but I am in love with the Swedish meatbals there! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

02-25-2006, 03:44 PM	#11
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	the chicken is discusting.. that i know..

02-25-2006, 03:51 PM	#12
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02-25-2006, 03:53 PM	#13
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	omfg. I have some in my fridge RIGHT NOW from the thurrock store they are sooo good, and the gravy and jam mmmmm... i might go get them

02-25-2006, 04:03 PM	#14
Probono Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under the Rainbow Posts: 2,731	I must confess I love Swedish Meatballs and blondes too. Ikea meatballs are a great fast food replacement; never found a replacement for the blondes. Last edited by Probono; 02-25-2006 at 04:04 PM..

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02-25-2006, 06:22 PM	#19
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I am sure there is something they put in it that suddenly makes people think they need more tealights.

02-25-2006, 06:22 PM	#20
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	The meatballs at IKEA are the bomb when you are "not in Sweden". I get them every time (like once a year) when I go to IKEA here in Los Angeles - love them. Other than for those, fuck Sweden. __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

02-25-2006, 06:31 PM	#22
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02-25-2006, 06:40 PM	#23
webgurl Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Clouds with Carebears Posts: 7,954	everytime i goto ikea i eat those meatballs ! They are so reallly damn great ! I want to buy that 3lb bag they have there swedish meatballs rule i can eat 100 of those right now

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02-25-2006, 06:50 PM	#27
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02-26-2006, 09:30 AM	#31
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02-26-2006, 09:34 AM	#32
svenski Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Behind you Posts: 227	Ikea meatballs and the hotdogs have been an institution in the UK for years now, and great to take your mind off the "shitznitz" food trays and "boglicka" kitchen sets.

02-26-2006, 09:35 AM	#33
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02-26-2006, 09:39 AM	#34
Jensen Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Norway Posts: 3,790	I make my own meatballs at home.. but they are a sure thing at ikea though.. great taste and cheap as hell..

02-26-2006, 09:44 AM	#35
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02-26-2006, 10:12 AM	#42
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02-26-2006, 10:19 AM	#43
MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	I love ikea, I can't help but spend hours in there each time I go, there is so much to buy in there, it never ends. Yes their meatballs are insane! Their hotdogs are unique too, they are like sweet on the outside, I think they glaze them with some sort of a light syrup, who knows.. I think I am going to pass by today, I need a few things.

02-26-2006, 10:20 AM	#44
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02-26-2006, 10:23 AM	#45
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	now I wish they had a meatball affiliate program