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amadman · 04-23-2002, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
locked box one, just ask his friends for the combination to the lock.

duh...

A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

how is that possible?

the doctor is his mom

3Jane · 04-23-2002, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

A grandfather, his son, and his grandson (the first son's nephew)? The doctor is the brother of the grandfather's son and the grandson in the accident is his son? I dunno...

bunky · 04-23-2002, 02:23 PM

there were 3 men in the car.. 2 fathers one son.. the one father does.. the son is taken to the hospital and his father is workin there..

am i right?

bunky

3Jane · 04-23-2002, 02:24 PM

shit. aargh.
how about this one?

It occurs once in every minute
Twice in every moment
And yet never in one hundred thousand years.

bunky · 04-23-2002, 02:25 PM

******* dies **** 1 father and 1 son and one other boy the father dies the son is not mentioned and the other boy is taken to the hospital where is father is workin to save his life..

amadman · 04-23-2002, 02:26 PM

SNIPER · 04-23-2002, 02:27 PM

IT IS HIS MOM....

come on guys.....women can be doctors you know

hehehe

DrGuile · 04-23-2002, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amadman

the doctor is his mom

correct...

3Jane · 04-23-2002, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amadman
m?

Yup.

3Jane · 04-23-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNIPER
IT IS HIS MOM....

come on guys.....women can be doctors you know

hehehe

I'm just such a chauvnist pig sometimes

amadman · 04-23-2002, 02:31 PM

DigitalPimpShit · 04-23-2002, 02:40 PM

What do you have when you sit down, but lose when you stand up?

Also,

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

-=HOAX=- · 04-23-2002, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
What do you have when you sit down, but lose when you stand up?

Also,

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

a seat and a towel...

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

DigitalPimpShit · 04-23-2002, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

a seat and a towel...

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

Close...the towel is right, seat is wrong..

and the guy looking at the photo is the man in the photo

-=HOAX=- · 04-23-2002, 03:11 PM

But seat as the answer works....

-=HOAX=- · 04-23-2002, 03:12 PM

No matter what you do,
No matter where you go,
You need me,
And I will be there for you.
What am I?

DigitalPimpShit · 04-23-2002, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
But seat as the answer works....

The answer is your lap

Amputate Your Head · 04-23-2002, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
No matter what you do,
No matter where you go,
You need me,
And I will be there for you.
What am I?

oxygen.

grumpy · 04-23-2002, 03:15 PM

Its his mother how is the doctor

DigitalPimpShit · 04-23-2002, 03:15 PM

In a dark room you need to find a pair of socks in your drawer. There are 10 black ones, and 10 white ones. How many socks do you need to pull out to ensure you have a pair?

-=HOAX=- · 04-23-2002, 03:21 PM

2

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

DigitalPimpShit · 04-23-2002, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
In a dark room you need to find a pair of socks in your drawer. There are 10 black ones, and 10 white ones. How many socks do you need to pull out to ensure you have a pair?

Oops..I should have been more specific, you need to make pair of the same color

DigitalPimpShit · 04-23-2002, 03:27 PM

You'll never get this one...

There is a field that is surronded by trees. The trees are so thick and dense that there is no way to get in or out of the field. But, there is a cabin that is locked from the outside. Inside there are a couple of dead people. How did it get there?

-=HOAX=- · 04-23-2002, 03:27 PM

"Oops..I should have been more specific, you need to make pair of the same color"

Oh well that's lame....

-=HOAX=- · 04-23-2002, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
You'll never get this one...

There is a field that is surronded by trees. The trees are so thick and dense that there is no way to get in or out of the field. But, there is a cabin that is locked from the outside. Inside there are a couple of dead people. How did it get there?

wHAT??!?!? where is the cabin? in the trees? how did what get where?

DigitalPimpShit · 04-23-2002, 03:34 PM

I'll have to give you answer cause you will never guess it...

There is a airplane crashed in the middle of the field, get it, cause the plane has a CABIN on it, which when it crashed killed the people in the cabin.

Its not really a riddle that comes out good over the computer

3Jane · 04-23-2002, 03:36 PM

Ok...what about this one...

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

grumpy · 04-23-2002, 03:37 PM

if all the socks are red and blue you have to get three
if they are all diffrent never
if there are pairs then 11

the people hev been dead foor hundred years ...the foorest came later
=================================
No matter what you do,
No matter where you go,
You need me,
And I will be there for you.
What am I?
=================================
for sure not my wife :-)

-=HOAX=- · 04-23-2002, 03:52 PM

Again I prefer riddles based in reality and logic...

RK · 04-23-2002, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

Letter e

Socks questions - 3 socks.

RK · 04-23-2002, 08:33 PM

Two for you:

In Texas, can a man marry his widow's sister?

If a US plane crashes on the border between the US and Canada, where should the survivors be buried?

bhutocracy · 04-24-2002, 12:27 AM

an old wizened man lives in very large apartment tower in the city.. on sunny days when he gets back from his walk he catches the elevator half way up the building then gets out and trudges up the steps to his floor at the top.. however when the weather is horrible and wet he catches the elevator all the way up to the top... why?

bhutocracy · 04-24-2002, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RK
Two for you:

In Texas, can a man marry his widow's sister?

If a US plane crashes on the border between the US and Canada, where should the survivors be buried?

survivors aren't buried.

-=HOAX=- · 04-24-2002, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3Jane
Ok...what about this one...

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

A snake.

"In Texas, can a man marry his widow's sister?"
No because he'd be dead...

"an old wizened man lives in very large apartment tower in the city.. on sunny days when he gets back from his walk he catches the elevator half way up the building then gets out and trudges up the steps to his floor at the top.. however when the weather is horrible and wet he catches the elevator all the way up to the top... why?"

Working on it...

3Jane · 04-24-2002, 10:50 AM

Yup...it was a snake.

What falls but never breaks?
What breaks but never falls?

amadman · 04-24-2002, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

"an old wizened man lives in very large apartment tower in the city.. on sunny days when he gets back from his walk he catches the elevator half way up the building then gets out and trudges up the steps to his floor at the top.. however when the weather is horrible and wet he catches the elevator all the way up to the top... why?"

Working on it...

to short to reach the button. but has an umbrella when it rains.

amadman · 04-24-2002, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3Jane
Yup...it was a snake.

What falls but never breaks?
What breaks but never falls?

is this something to do with seasons?

fall never breaks but spring does.

-=HOAX=- · 04-24-2002, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amadman

is this something to do with seasons?

fall never breaks but spring does.

That's kinda what I was thinking...

this one's good...

Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone.

3Jane · 04-24-2002, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amadman

is this something to do with seasons?

fall never breaks but spring does

close...it's Night and Day.

amadman · 04-24-2002, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

That's kinda what I was thinking...

this one's good...

Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone.

shoes?

amadman · 04-24-2002, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3Jane

close...it's Night and Day.

aah!

Robert · 04-24-2002, 11:48 AM

you have 9 coins. one of them is counterfeit and it's heavier then the other ones. and you have scales ..
what is the minimum number of tries you need to determine the counterfeit coin?

3Jane · 04-24-2002, 11:48 AM

LOL

I'm stumped on that other one...

-=HOAX=- · 04-24-2002, 01:00 PM

Night and Day......*grumble*

Poor men have it...
Rich men want it...
It can fill a hole...
It is greater than God...

You have to kinda believe in god to get this one...

-=HOAX=- · 04-24-2002, 01:08 PM

Basically I figure you'd have to split the coins into piles and put a pile on each side...I think it could be done in 5 tries...

Unless you're using a single sided scale...then it throws my figuring off...

3Jane · 04-24-2002, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Night and Day......*grumble*

hehehe

ok..about the coins....providing it's not a single-sided scale, you could do it in 3 times by placing 4 of the coins in each scale leaving the 9th one on the table to see which side is heaviest...if they're even then you know the coin on the table is counterfeit, if they're heavier and one side isn't even then you take those 4 coins and weigh them one against the each other for a maximum total of 2 times (1 coin for each side). Did that make sense? LOL

[illnet]-Romeo · 04-24-2002, 01:28 PM

duh...

A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

how is that possible? [/B][/QUOTE]

Duhh It's his Mom..... Either that or his other Gay Dad!!

IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A
BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK
HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK
HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A
GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?

3Jane · 04-24-2002, 01:33 PM

Glass

In a stable there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the stable?

SNIPER · 04-24-2002, 01:41 PM

There are 9 horses and 13 men.

9 x 4 (feet per horse) = 36
13 x 2 (feet per man) = 26
Total occupants of stable = 22
Total Feet = 72

[illnet]-Romeo · 04-24-2002, 01:50 PM

IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th
OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY
DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	2 The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place. __________________ Insert Value Here.

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DigitalPimpShit Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your future Posts: 783	You'll never get this one... There is a field that is surronded by trees. The trees are so thick and dense that there is no way to get in or out of the field. But, there is a cabin that is locked from the outside. Inside there are a couple of dead people. How did it get there?

04-23-2002, 03:34 PM	#76
DigitalPimpShit Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your future Posts: 783	I'll have to give you answer cause you will never guess it... There is a airplane crashed in the middle of the field, get it, cause the plane has a CABIN on it, which when it crashed killed the people in the cabin. Its not really a riddle that comes out good over the computer

04-23-2002, 03:36 PM	#77
3Jane Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Coldasfuckcanada Posts: 49	Ok...what about this one... I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I? __________________ 3Jane

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grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	if all the socks are red and blue you have to get three if they are all diffrent never if there are pairs then 11 the people hev been dead foor hundred years ...the foorest came later ================================= No matter what you do, No matter where you go, You need me, And I will be there for you. What am I? ================================= for sure not my wife :-) __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Again I prefer riddles based in reality and logic... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	an old wizened man lives in very large apartment tower in the city.. on sunny days when he gets back from his walk he catches the elevator half way up the building then gets out and trudges up the steps to his floor at the top.. however when the weather is horrible and wet he catches the elevator all the way up to the top... why?

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3Jane Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Coldasfuckcanada Posts: 49	Yup...it was a snake. What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls? __________________ 3Jane

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Night and Day......grumble Poor men have it... Rich men want it... It can fill a hole... It is greater than God... You have to kinda believe in god to get this one... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Basically I figure you'd have to split the coins into piles and put a pile on each side...I think it could be done in 5 tries... Unless you're using a single sided scale...then it throws my figuring off... __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-24-2002, 01:28 PM	#97
[illnet]-Romeo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tampa, Fl, USA Posts: 1,207	duh... A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son." how is that possible? [/B][/QUOTE] Duhh It's his Mom..... Either that or his other Gay Dad!! IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF? __________________ Brian C aka Romeo JBWebCash.com Brian at Jbwebcash.com

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3Jane Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Coldasfuckcanada Posts: 49	Glass In a stable there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the stable? __________________ 3Jane

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SNIPER Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Wherever my laptop is. Posts: 410	There are 9 horses and 13 men. 9 x 4 (feet per horse) = 36 13 x 2 (feet per man) = 26 Total occupants of stable = 22 Total Feet = 72

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[illnet]-Romeo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tampa, Fl, USA Posts: 1,207	IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR? __________________ Brian C aka Romeo JBWebCash.com Brian at Jbwebcash.com