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Originally posted by 3Jane
Ok...what about this one...
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
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A snake.
"In Texas, can a man marry his widow's sister?"
No because he'd be dead...
"an old wizened man lives in very large apartment tower in the city.. on sunny days when he gets back from his walk he catches the elevator half way up the building then gets out and trudges up the steps to his floor at the top.. however when the weather is horrible and wet he catches the elevator all the way up to the top... why?"
Working on it...