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-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 11:51 AM

Anyone like riddles?
 
If you read you know these...

A box without key, lock or lid.
But inside a golden treasure is hid.
What is it?

or...

If you speak my name I no longer exist.


Got any I haven't heard?

FATPad 04-23-2002 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If you read you know these...

A box without key, lock or lid.
But inside a golden treasure is hid.
What is it?

An egg, Bilbo.

Tipsy 04-23-2002 11:53 AM

I plump for 'silence' in the 2nd one

BabeHunter 04-23-2002 11:57 AM

i have 1
if a tree falls in the forest and there is no 1 there...does it make a sound?


hehe

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 11:59 AM

Good y'all can read...

Ok...try this one on...its pretty popular...

you walk down a road and come to a fork a sign says that one road leads to heaven and one leads to hell.

but doesn't specify which.

at the entrance to each road stands a demon.

the same sign says one will always lie and one will always tell the truth.

but again it doesn't specify which...

you may ask each demon only one question each and it must be the same question

what is the one question that will get you to heaven?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 12:04 PM

don't make me start giving away prizes...

BabeHunter 04-23-2002 12:05 PM

you ask them
"where will the other 1 say the door to heavn is"
it's kind hard to explain it in English...

if you ask the lier 1 then he knows that the other 1 will show the right door...so he'll point on the door to hell
when you'll ask the 1 that tells the truth then he'll know that the other 1 will lie so he must point on the door to hell as well
so no matter who you ask you should choose the other door

SNIPER 04-23-2002 12:13 PM

Okay...well the box with the golden treasure is a voice box
and of course...the other answer is silence. :-)

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 12:22 PM

very good babehunter...


ok now we'll get a little harder...

At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen.

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 12:23 PM

Sniper,

Read FATpad's reply...

BabeHunter 04-23-2002 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
very good babehunter...


ok now we'll get a little harder...

At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen.


Stars?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 12:30 PM

You're good...


Ok...what reflects like a mirror but can never be seen?

BabeHunter 04-23-2002 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
You're good...


Ok...what reflects like a mirror but can never be seen?

hehe i have no idea...i was thinking about light...but i don't think it's right...

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 12:39 PM

You can see light...


Does anyone have some for me??? *sniffle* I want one, I want one...

BruceM 04-23-2002 12:45 PM

An echo

BabeHunter 04-23-2002 12:46 PM

ok...i'll try to translate 1...

A guy wants to send a some stuff in a box to his friend who live in a diffrent city...it can be sent only on the ground...they road is full with criminals so if it's not locked it will get stolen...so he puts a lock on it and sends to his friend...now...how can the friend get what's inside the box (without braking or damaging the lock/box)

BruceM 04-23-2002 12:47 PM

If coast is spelled C-O-A-S-T, and roast is spelled R-O-A-S-T, and most is spelled M-O-S-T, then how do you spell what you put in a toaster?

Amplitude 04-23-2002 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If you read you know these...

A box without key, lock or lid.
But inside a golden treasure is hid.
What is it?

pussy.

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
or...

If you speak my name I no longer exist.


Got any I haven't heard?

silence.

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 12:53 PM

BruceM....BINGO!


BabeHunter...the friend can mail him the key...that may not be it but it'd work...

here's a good one...kinda...

You are in a cold house in the winter....It is dark....You have one match...There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove...

Which do you light first?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amplitude

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If you read you know these...

A box without key, lock or lid.
But inside a golden treasure is hid.
What is it?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


pussy.

If you've encoutered a pussy that's a golden color on the inside...you may need to get some vagisil...

and why answer that that is already answered?

BabeHunter 04-23-2002 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
BruceM....BINGO!

BabeHunter...the friend can mail him the key...that may not be it but it'd work...

it's not the answer...everything he'll send without a lock will get stolen

Amplitude 04-23-2002 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
and why answer that that is already answered?
cuz I'm too lazy to read the whole thread.

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BruceM
If coast is spelled C-O-A-S-T, and roast is spelled R-O-A-S-T, and most is spelled M-O-S-T, then how do you spell what you put in a toaster?

B-R-E-A-D



Amp,

Why the new nick?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:07 PM

BabeHunter,

You may have stumped me...is there a play on any words in the riddles' original translation that may have not translated?

Hints?

BruceM 04-23-2002 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
BruceM....BINGO!


BabeHunter...the friend can mail him the key...that may not be it but it'd work...

here's a good one...kinda...

You are in a cold house in the winter....It is dark....You have one match...There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove...

Which do you light first?

The match, dumbass! :Graucho

Amputate Your Head 04-23-2002 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Amp,

Why the new nick?

I don't know..... something different.... is this better?

bunky 04-23-2002 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
BruceM....BINGO!


BabeHunter...the friend can mail him the key...that may not be it but it'd work...

here's a good one...kinda...

You are in a cold house in the winter....It is dark....You have one match...There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove...

Which do you light first?


the match

3Jane 04-23-2002 01:18 PM

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

bunky 04-23-2002 01:18 PM

Ok here goes one


You are in a dark room with no door and no windows, all that is in the room other than you is a 2 by 4 and a mirror.. how do u get out?


bunky

SNIPER 04-23-2002 01:19 PM

Okay I have something everyone should try with the one they love...it isnt a riddle but a test.

DON"T CHEAT JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW STEP BY STEP. No need to read the whole post before trying this little test.

Read this phrase ten times out loud. Say the word first then spell it out....remember do this out lound nice an clear.


POTS

P - O - T - S



Say it TEN TIMES OUT LOUD..... over and over again.


As soon as you are done....

Answer the following question and say it out loud again...










What do you do when you come to a green light?

Amputate Your Head 04-23-2002 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bunky
Ok here goes one


You are in a dark room with no door and no windows, all that is in the room other than you is a 2 by 4 and a mirror.. how do u get out?


bunky

call up Spock and have him beam you out.

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:25 PM

I didn't realize you had a communicator in the room with you...you left that part out bunky...

Amputate Your Head 04-23-2002 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I didn't realize you had a communicator in the room with you...you left that part out bunky...
well, he didn't specify that I'd be naked in the room, and also never said there wasn't anything in my pockets, so I just assumed..... I also had a cutting torch under my coat so I could have cut my way out too....

HeadPimp 04-23-2002 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

If you've encoutered a pussy that's a golden color on the inside...you may need to get some vagisil...

Pussy is golden! At least selling it gets me gold! (on goold days)

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:35 PM

bunky...look away from the mirror...

now on to the english word one...

amadman 04-23-2002 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bunky
Ok here goes one


You are in a dark room with no door and no windows, all that is in the room other than you is a 2 by 4 and a mirror.. how do u get out?


bunky

I would run around in circles untill I wore myself out :o)

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:39 PM

OOOOOOOOOOH....that's fucking good...

bunky 04-23-2002 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
bunky...look away from the mirror...

now on to the english word one...


nope thats not it..try again or do u want the answer?


bunky

BruceM 04-23-2002 01:42 PM

Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in ? I

3Jane 04-23-2002 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BruceM
Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in ? I
LOL..that was it!

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:49 PM

Bunky,

Is there another answer other than amadman's?

bunky 04-23-2002 01:51 PM

answer to my riddle is:

Look in the mirror and see what u saw.. take the saw cut the 2 by 4 in half.. two halfs make a hole.. crawl out the hole


i remember'd that from 6th grade haha


bunky

3Jane 04-23-2002 01:51 PM

Heard this one Hoax?

A boy has a tiger, a goat, and some greens that he must take into town to be sold. To get to town he must cross a river. He cannot go around, under, or fly over the river. He must cross the river with a raft and he can only take ONE thing or animal at a time with him across. However, he cannot leave the tiger with the goat because the goat will get eaten and he cannot leave the goat with the greens as the greens will get eaten. The only two that can be left together are the tiger and the greens. The boy can make as many trips as he wishes and we assume that nothing gets eaten when the boy is with them. How does the boy get all of his cargo including himself across the river safely?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:53 PM

I prefer riddle's where logic prevails...creative, but I doubt I'll add it to my repetoire...

try this one...

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

bunky 04-23-2002 01:54 PM

put the tiger and the greens on the raft and push it across while fuckin the goat to provide a thrust to keep the raft going?


bunky

i really dunno

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:56 PM

First he takes the goat across...then he takes the tiger and brings back the goat and swaps it for the greens...then he returns for the greens...


I'm still trying to figure out the dooozy babehunter dropped on me...

DX 04-23-2002 02:01 PM

Quote:

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
1961 = 1961 upside down and backwards.

so... 6009 would be next.

3Jane 04-23-2002 02:02 PM

I'm stumped on the 1961 one.

3Jane 04-23-2002 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX


1961 = 1961 upside down and backwards.

so... 6009 would be next.

cool :)

the boy, tiger, and goat one can also be:

The boy takes the goat across the river leaving the tiger and the greens together...leaves the goat there, comes back....gets the greens and takes them across the river....then leaves the greens there and takes the goat back with him....leaves the goat on the original side of the riverbank and gets the tiger and brings it across, leaving it on the other side with the greens, then goes back for the goat.

DrGuile 04-23-2002 02:12 PM

locked box one, just ask his friends for the combination to the lock.

duh...

A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

how is that possible?


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