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Congrats Romeo... consider yourself in the brightest 2% of the planet.
Here's the next one... (Im still figuring out the answer myself). There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time? *The letters do not have to be removed sequentially By the way... Im not giving away shit if you figure it out. Talk to HOAX about that one.
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Nine letter word:
BruceM answered that one on the first page And the Hotel room answer was there is no extra dollar: Take the $27 and minus the $2 the clerk kept and you get the new price of $25! Next riddle..... Well HOAX give away enough content to win a dvd player ![]()
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m + h = 22 2*m + 4*h=72 --- 2*m + 2* h = 44 --- 2*m + 4*h - 2*m - 2*h = 72 - 44 = 28 2*h = 28 h=14 |
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1 letter word is: I
2 letters: in 3: sin 4: sing 5: sting 6: string 7: staring 8: starting and the 9 letter word is: Startling
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Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday or any dates?
A barbecue grill holds two steaks at a time. It takes five minutes to grill one side of a steak. What is the shortest amount of time it will take to grill three steaks on both sides?
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A man wants to send a package to his friend across town. All mail must travel by ground. Unfortunately the roads are rife with criminals and thieves. Therefore his locks the package up with a single key lock.
Without damaging the lock or package how would his friend retieve the contents on the package. Hint:It is not a combination lock. This riddle is courtesy of BabeHunter...who having won is not eligible to win this one. THIS IS FOR A CD OF 100 IMAGES + LICENSING FOR ONE DOMAIN! oh and RK....yesterday, today, and tomorrow
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probably not what you are looking for but on the days you could do
christmas eve, christmas day and the day after christmas.
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i got a locked box solution now.
the person gets the box then puts own lock on and sends back then first person takes of his lock and sends back again.
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Amadman,
You just won some free fucking content! Click my sig for contact info!!!!
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I guess I could post one:
A man left home one night. He turned to the right and started running. He ran straight ahead. Then he turned to the left. After a while he truned to the left again. He was running faster than ever. Then he turned to the left once more and headed for home. But in the distance he saw two masked men waiting for him. Who were they?
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The answer to the riddle about locks is wrong...
...If he send the box to his friend and the friend returns the box locked (with his lock)how does the person sending the package open the box to put the parcel in that is being sent? You need to have a lock with two keys or some shit like that...I am probably wrong here so going to get some smokes while you all call me a thick Scottish fuck..... |
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Krome -
the first person puts the thing in the box and puts lock 1 on. person 2 gets the box, puts on lock 2 and sends back to person 1 person 1 gets the box again and removes lock 1 then sends back again. person 2 gets box for the second time but it now only has lock 2 on it which he put on himself. He then can open the box.
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yesterday, today, tomorrow
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Yes, it's yesterday,today and tomorrow and 15 minutes.
A bottle and a cork together cost $1.50. The bottle costs $1.00 more than the cork. How much does each cost? Bill bets Craig $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?
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the score will be 0-0 before it starts
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sorry it just didn't say that in your message...ok I will go back to checking out
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find the error: -2 = -2 4 - 6 = 1 - 3 4 - 6 + 9/4 = 1 - 3 + 9/4 (2 - 3/2)^2 = (1 - 3/2)^2 2 - 3/2 = 1 - 3/2 2 = 1
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I dont get it.
i suck at math I did find it though: 'Taking square roots requires the use of the double plus-or-minus sign (or absolute values). In this case, the plus sign gives an extraneous result, and the minus sign is the one that gives the right conclusion. '
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2 - 3/2 = 1 - 3/2
2 = 1 false.. wtf, i have no idea
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You're sitting at a bar, the local explosively-dank-hole within some small crack of reality . . . you have an award that says, most likely to be the character in a riddle . . . looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . " You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again "Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed?
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The guy in the small chair (who asked for the glass of water) had the hiccups.
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You're absolutely amazing!!!! Click the ole sig for contact info...and I'll send you your shit...
the next riddle will appear at 195 posts...
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11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 What string of letters comes next?
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close but nope....
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OK, 3 guys are on holiday in England. Every evening they go to the same restaurant. On their last evening they booze it up a bit, and when the waiter brings the bill it's £30.
They consider this a bit steep. Each gives £10 to the waiter, but ask him to ask the manager for a reduction, as they'd been such good customers. The waiter returns with £5 in £1 notes. They are so extatic about getting some money back, that they each take only £1, and give the other £2 to the waiter. So let's tally up: Each pays £10 Each gets back £1 So each has paid £9 3 X £9 is £27 Add the £2 they gave to the waiter: £29 Where's the other pound?
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Sorry -=HOAX=- , I have no idea what the answer to your riddle is...put this one on hold for now
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Nope nopity nope nope...
Oh and mule that riddle has been done here already... 25/3=8.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333
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cant really find THE error but it must be this line 2 - 3/2 = 1 - 3/2 this is what I got: -2 = -2 4-6 = 1-3 4-6+9/4 = 1-3+9/4 (2-3/2)^2 = (1-3/2)^2 4 - 4*3/2+3/2^2 = 1 - 2*3/2 + 3/2^2 4 - 6 + 2,25 = 1 - 3 + 2,25 0,25 = 0,25
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Seriously, this is just in the way the question is worded really: The guys orginally paid 30 quid The owner keeps 25 and gives the waiter 5 The guys take a pound each and the waiter takes two = 30
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No one knows this?
Brothers & sisters I have none..but that man's father is my father's son. Who's that man? |
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Stangster,
That riddle's already been answered... The man in the pic is the man looking at the pic...
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No letters come next as you posted numbers
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An old man said to a young man, "I have a daughter. She has as many brothers as she has sisters. Each one of her brothers has twice as many sisters as he has brothers. How many sons and daughters do I have?"
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