Ambush Interview #81 Wiseman - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

jonesy · 02-09-2006, 01:16 PM

101 wisemen

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 01:16 PM

7. What exactly did you do in the army and where did you live?

I was stationed in Germany from 92-96. what a fun time that was over there. Man I loved Europe. I was a 19 delta which is called a Calvary Scout. but in Reality I was a Kernel's driver and check question # 6 My Military career was not that of a normal soldier but that of an Entrapanure waiting to break out =)

gregtx · 02-09-2006, 01:19 PM

great interview.. so how are your ballz doing these days?

Big Red Machine · 02-09-2006, 01:53 PM

Retard Strength

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 02:06 PM

OK well this is takeing up alot of time so let me rip some of these out all at once.

8. Where do you live now and why?

I live in a small town called Wenatchee Washington. My parents moved me here when I was a kid and my Dad found god and started a church here. I left and joined the Army shortly after highschool. After I got out i came back for a SHORT time. I then got sucked into the tipical female trapping. "oops ryan I am pregnant" so I then got married and popped out 2 PERFECT kids. Shortly after the 2nd perfect kid we decided we werent so perfect together and got divorced. And so now I cant leave here because i got 2 bad ass kids I got to raise =)

9. Why did you cut your balls off? Does that mean you're no longer technically a man?
HAHAHAHA I never cut my balls off. i had a vasectomy after the first wife. As I had my 2 beutiful kids and figured I wouldnt want anymore. Well little did i know that I would EVERE want to get remarried again. But then along came my little Queen of my Life Jamie.

SO since I got married she AND MY KIDS wanted to have some more kids. SO COMEING SOON more little Wisemen!!!
But let me tell you getting your balls clipped isnt that bad. But getting em UNCLIPPED causes you about 3 months of pain and suffering. AND BIG PURPLE BALLS!!!

10. Discuss your career selling cell phones at the begining of that marketplace.

this is kinda boreing so I am going to skip it

11. Why do you always seem to wana fight when you get drunk?

You know i dont know the answer to this. Other then it seems everytime I get waisted that fucking sick fuck Max Hardcore walks by and no one else seems to want to put him in his place. So i will. I will probably always talk shit or slap his Gay fucking white hat off his fat old head everytime I see that Fuck. He is a waiste of oxygen in my opinion.
I am a big lover. But if its time to get down I will if i have to. Drunk Or sober. If you got an ass woopin comein I may be the one to do it. And if I got one comein feel free to bring it. =)

kristin · 02-09-2006, 02:13 PM

Keep answering please ...

Mohawk Steve · 02-09-2006, 02:18 PM

Wiseman, Jason misses you

! Can't wait to see you in Phoenix and Cabo, you're a blast. I still remember you telling me to grab the keg and bring it on the bus at your B-day bash at Timbo's.

I got busted for trying to do the dirty work! Can't wait to read the rest of the answers.

Jason · 02-09-2006, 02:21 PM

SleazyDream · 02-09-2006, 02:26 PM

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4. Talk about being an all state wrestler and football star and how your temper fucked that all up.

HHAHAHA well this one is an olde but a goody.
I was all state football full back my JR year And State Champ wrestling my JR yr. Well my Senior year I was pretty much a Shoe in for State Champ again at 178 lb. I had letter from all sorts of schools for both wrestling and football. My grades werent that good so I had to depend on my SAT test which I scored like a 1350 on or some shit. Pretty shocked. And I had to depend on scholorships! Well I had em all in the bag.
Well then came the districts Wrestling match. which is like a qualifier for those of you who dont know. You go to districts, Then Regionals, then to state. Well I had a by through the first round and possibly through the second round because at districts the compatition really wasnt that heavy. alot of the wrestlers qualified at districts through smaller JV turnaments and shit. So anyway to make a long story short. My coach came up to me and asked me if I wanted to wrestle some kid who made it in as an ALTERNATE to a JV kid who won an entry into the turnament. He said listen Ryan the kid has Down syndrome and just needs someone to wrestle. will you wrestle him so he an be excited he wrestled the Champ.
I was like sure man no problem. I could use the warm up anyway. Well let me tell you something. If you dont know much about Down syndrome. these kids are fucking strrong as Apes man. they have like super human strength. It was insain how strong he was. So I wrestled this Ox around for the first 2 rounds and really couldnt do shit because he would just hold me down and squeeze me and the ref didnt want to do to much to make the kid feel like an idiot so he didnt penalize him or anything for stalling. Well I was getting sick and tired of being this kids Mauling post so in the 3rd round I decide I would choose bottom and just escape real quick and rtoll him over and pin him. WEEEEEEEEEEL he had different Idea He decided he would reach down between my legs and grab my nuts and squuuuuuueeeezze as hard as he could ubntil I freaked out. LOL Well thats exactly what I did. I jumped up turned around while he was down on his knees looking up at me I decked him straight across his face and then gave him a big ole boot to the face. I was so pissed. and felt so shitty. but that rage just took over. As I turned around i saw the rev come running at me. Well that wasnt such a good idea either. because I stuck my fist so far into his face he didnt ref the rest the year. I looked over at my Coach and he just looked at me and got up and walked away. At that point i just kinda sat there looked around the entire gym at everyone stareing at me thinking what an ass hole I was for beating up the retarted kid.
Wel I walked into the Locker room grabbed my shit. Walked out had one of my boys give me a ride home We got a bunch of beer and I drank for about a week watching all the letter come in telling me they decided maybe I wasnt the right athlete for there program. I never wrestled nor played football again.

US MILITARY HERE I COME!!

the sad part is - i know a lot of mentially handicaped people - and they pretty much all would have sided with wiseman and said wiseman didn't do anything that bad in this incident. everyone I know that doesn't spend time with mentially handcapped people would say otherwise.

i can guarentee you most mentally handicapped people I know would say that if they squeezed someone in the balls they would deserve to get punched in the face several times. - most normal people would say that's ok - i don't understand why soo many think it's not ok for handicaped to be treated and looked at in the same way

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

the sad part is - i know a lot of mentially handicaped people - and they pretty much all would have sided with wiseman and said wiseman didn't do anything that bad in this incident. everyone I know that doesn't spend time with mentially handcapped people would say otherwise.

i can guarentee you most mentally handicapped people I know would say that if they squeezed someone in the balls they would deserve to get punched in the face several times. - most normal people would say that's ok - i don't understand why soo many think it's not ok for handicaped to be treated and looked at in the same way

Well schools sure dint think it was very fair.
And the funny thing is he kept trying to hug me afterword saying he was sorry. It was sad. but shit in the heat of battle not alot you can do.

SleazyDream · 02-09-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman

Well schools sure dint think it was very fair.
And the funny thing is he kept trying to hug me afterword saying he was sorry. It was sad. but shit in the heat of battle not alot you can do.

my point exactly -most handicaped people dont' want to have special rules for them and want to be treated like everyone else - esp when they fuck up pre mediated.

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 04:10 PM

Ok now we are getting into the good questions. Sorry it is takeing me so long to answer. Its been buisy lately. With the relaunch of Quickbuck.

12. Who did you work with online before Hooper and why did the guy disappear?

Well before partnering up with him I worked with a company I will leave nameless. Selling joins. back in the glory days. I didnt know how to turn on a computer or definatley how to work em. But some kid asked me if i wanted a job selling joins on the internet. And thats about all I knew about what I was doing. I knew I could sell 400-500 joins a day and needed homes for em. Thats all I needed to know. I had em sold with in 3 days of getting a job. With him. lol was intresting to say the least. God damnit. I cant answer these the way they should be answered Sleazy this sucks! But anyway we had alot of traffic and did all right for a while untill the kid I worked for decided to shut down shop and run off and forget about everything. So that left me hangin. Then I met Hooper in a gay bar/club he kept haveing a dj yell out all these domain namesof his sites. We were so fucked up we started talking, and we have been drunk butt buddies ever since

13. What exactly do you do with Hooper?

I am a partner in the company with him and a cpl others. I run all the sales and marketing for quickbuck. I handle all the ingoing and outgoing traffic. I am pretty much our only sales rep. I never understood why some of these company's have 10 sales people. Well I actually direct where I need shit sent. I cant do any of it by myself. Eric and Hoop have to do it all. I am not allowed to touch any of our stuff. I will break it. LOL

15. What happened when you said "I'm not a hahahahahaha but I pull the trigger" in a rap contest at senior frogs in Cancun?

HAHHA
Yes this didnt exactly start out my rapping career to well.
Nothing realy happened I mean I silenced Sr frog's durring spring break in about 3.7 seconds.
I dont think anyone in the world could make a place go more quite then I did. It was funny. Sorry if you dont like what comes outa my mouth sometimes. I Tend to say what I want. and i dont give a lot of credit to claiming one word or another means something awful. If I am waisted up doing a rap contests with a bunch of HUMANS and they are all busyting out lyrics with "hahahahahaha this hahahahahaha that. fuck thes white punks yaddi yaddi yaddi
I will do the same thing. I can say "hahahahahaha this as much as i want to. Everyone else does. I have some of my best friends are black and I say hahahahahaha around them just like I would anywhere else. Its just a word.

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 04:11 PM

OH WOW I cant even say it on a porn board!! LOL funny.

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 04:24 PM

16. How did a levitra get you kicked out of cancun?

HAHAHAHAHAH Well you know I was bringing some home for the wife. And I took it all outa the package and had it in a baggy. one the polce thsaught they were drugs or some shit. Needless to say I had some more in my bag so my wife still got the loveing she so deserved!

17. How the fuck did you end up with a $300 a day meth problem?

HMMMM Now is when we get into the fun ones huh. Well first off shit happenes to anyone. the worst can happen to the best of peole. It was a fun tuff ride that I wouldnt recomend to anyone. I also can tell you I wouldnt chang it for the world either. I learned some valuable lessons through those times. some of you may remember when I was down to 170 lbs and had a shaved bald head! That was good shit lol. But with thre help of my wife and a few friends her at home I came home from one lat binge and went to sleep for about 5 days. I woke up and decided it was time to get to work. no reason to look back and reminess for shit! So if anyone out there reading this is all fucked up and need someone to talk to I am always open for a chit chat.

18. How does a man of God cheat on the mother of his children and leave her?

WOW man this one is a doosy. My dads a good man. And he is exactly that a good man! Shit happen's hmmmmm you know outa respect to my family I think I better leave these ones alone man. sorry.
19. Why won't your sister talk to you anymore?

datatank · 02-09-2006, 04:36 PM

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 04:45 PM

20. WHat kind of car do you drive?
I like this one. I baught myself a new Nissan titan at the end of last year and actually was going to buy my wife a bmw earlier this year but decided on a new maxima for her. She test drove em all and liked the Maxima more then any of em all.
I dont have any pics of either of those of my own.
But my tuck looks like this one.

I got a few options on it though.
My wife got the new maxima let me see if I can find a pic of it. Ah well take to long i am slammed today!
but its a white one.

I also got a harley which is my pride and joy. My wife decided to get it painted for my for Christmas. It was so sweet of her. She painted it Pink. She will never touch my harley again i am sure. LOL

22. Tell us how you got into the biz, What were you hired to do and how much experience did you have with computers. Who were the first companies you did biz with?
I am pretty sure I answered this one up above.

datatank · 02-09-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman

20. WHat kind of car do you drive?
I like this one. I baught myself a new Nissan titan at the end of last year and actually was going to buy my wife a bmw earlier this year but decided on a new maxima for her. She test drove em all and liked the Maxima more then any of em all.
I dont have any pics of either of those of my own.
But my tuck looks like this one.

I got a few options on it though.
My wife got the new maxima let me see if I can find a pic of it. Ah well take to long i am slammed today!
but its a white one.

I also got a harley which is my pride and joy. My wife decided to get it painted for my for Christmas. It was so sweet of her. She painted it Pink. She will never touch my harley again i am sure. LOL

22. Tell us how you got into the biz, What were you hired to do and how much experience did you have with computers. Who were the first companies you did biz with?
I am pretty sure I answered this one up above.

Post the after pics

O MARINA · 02-09-2006, 05:09 PM

I now know wayyyy too much info about you after reading all this.
(clipping then unclipping...)
Send me TRAFFIC, I will reward you with Diplomat chairs!

Big Red Machine · 02-09-2006, 05:41 PM

SWEET Bike my hahahahaahha lol

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 05:44 PM

please dont say that here!

J$tyle$ · 02-09-2006, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman

Then I met Hooper in a gay bar/club he kept haveing a dj yell out all these domain namesof his sites. We were so fucked up we started talking, and we have been drunk butt buddies ever since

Didn't have time to photochop your heads on to this like I wanted to ... but was anticipating some reference to your guy's "relationship" at some point.

"Hooper and Wiseman" - the Super Heros of Porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT AMBUSH, Ryan!!!

QUICKBUCK.COM

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Didn't have time to photochop your heads on to this like I wanted to ... but was anticipating some reference to your guy's "relationship" at some point.

"Hooper and Wiseman" - the Super Heros of Porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT AMBUSH, Ryan!!!

QUICKBUCK.COM

WE ARE SUPER BOYS!!!!

SleazyDream · 02-09-2006, 09:03 PM

great answers so far wiseman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 09:12 PM

24. Do you still do drugs? Booze? Thoughts therein.

I dont still do drugs any longer. Drink yes I still drink. I got things to handle and get taken care of and drugs dont really fit in there to much. I still drink but not as much as I used to. I do still love to go to some shows and let loose a little though. I would say I have had my fill of hittin the hard stuff in my years =)

25. What adult conventions do you attend? Favorites? Least favorites? Ones you wont' be attending anymore?
Well I wont be attending Miami internext any longer. I never liked it to begin with, but now I got good reason not to go. THEY WONT LET ME IN!!

26. Do you have a criminal record?

Nope no criminal record. the only time I ever got arrested was when I was in Miami and I got a lawyer and handled that shit. And i can definatley tell you that I DONT WANT TO GO BACK to jail again. =)

27. Why did you punch out a cabbie in Vancouver? Why did you give a 7 foot tall bouncer a lap danse?

HAHAHA mainly because he didnt have a sense of humor. I asked him a simple question and he got real upset. his name was habib jiberish jiberish and I was waisted with everyone else and he was being a dick to everyone in the car. So I asked him if he was related to sudam husain. And he got real pissed off. and when i tried to grab my camera to take a picture at him he took a swing at me. Yes ask everyone in the car he swung first! So then I was like DUDE what are you doing! And everyone else was getting outa the car and as the last person barely got out he said CMON AMERICAN!! I AM TAKEING YOU TO SEE MY FRIENDS!! So all I could really think in my head was "Yes he was related to Bin Laden, And her was going to cut my head off or something along those lines. so I kept telling him to slow down and let me out! SLow down and let me out!!! We;; he never did. So I had to save my life and giove him a right cross and gently pull the car over for him once he was no longer in control of the car. LUCKY FOR ME!! I coulda been DEAD!!!

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 09:14 PM

Why did you give a 7 foot tall bouncer a lap danse?

I WAS DARED!! thats all I can say is i was dared! I do believe there are pictures of both these incidents some where floating around.

GTS Mark · 02-09-2006, 09:25 PM

Common Ryan, stop being a pussy and answer some of these questions that you're holding back on. LOL!

I know you're on your best behaviour here but COMMMMMMMON!!!!! ;)

DH

Kristian · 02-09-2006, 09:41 PM

Man, I like this guy and I've never met him. Great interview!

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 09:59 PM

ok Ya'll I got to get home its to late to be sitting in my office!
Maybe I will get my internet fixed at home tomarrow so I dont have to be away from all of you for so long. LOL

datatank · 02-09-2006, 11:40 PM

Post from your phone you pussy

GTS Mark · 02-10-2006, 01:22 AM

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DH

reed_4 · 02-10-2006, 01:38 AM

nice to know a real nice guy like wiseman. what a great interview.

gecko · 02-10-2006, 02:09 AM

Loving the interview

Mohawk Steve · 02-10-2006, 11:37 AM

Wiseman · 02-10-2006, 12:02 PM

28. Do you golf? Discuss. How many golf carts have you driven into ponds or wrecked in one way or another? What's your favorite golf club and how did you obtain it?

Yes I golf but not very good. I usually golf between a 76 and a 126. I have driven only 9 golf carts into random shit. Sand Traps Ponds or in front of a semi truck one time. ALL on ACCIDENT of course. I remember one time me and CJ paul decided to jump our golf cart over this sand trap. Well with 2 fat men in a golf cart they dont jump anywhere. Let alone OVER a deep sand trap. I will say my favorite club in my bag is my REALLY old Honey Comb sand wedge. It was my grandpa's. And it was pretty much the only thing i got of his when he passed away several year's ago. It is old and wore out but still does the job =)

29. What kind of porn turns you on?

HAHA Porn doesnt really turn me on. I am not a huge fan of porn honestly. Untill I am waisted laying in a hotel room by myself. i always seem to wake up in the morning with Nigra Porn a kickin. got to keep some culture you know!!

30. Have you ever shot porn? Discuss the experience.

Never done porn just sell it.
I am sure me and my wife video tape each other once in awhile. But that wont be released untill I make the Sureal life =)

31. How much money do you make? How much do you hide?

I make about $8.50 an hour. I hide most of it in coffee cans all over my city where I live. I have a gps watch which everytime I drop a can in the ground I hit a button and it saves the location. about 75 more years I should be able to retire!

32. Admit it, it was you that pulled the fire alarm at the hotel in Vancouver. Why did security follow you around?
NO IT WAS NOT ME THAT PULLED THE FIRE ALARM!!
I was in my room jerking off!! I HAVE WITNESSES

x582 · 02-10-2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman

24. Do you still do drugs? Booze? Thoughts therein.

27. Why did you punch out a cabbie in Vancouver? Why did you give a 7 foot tall bouncer a lap danse?

HAHAHA mainly because he didnt have a sense of humor. I asked him a simple question and he got real upset. his name was habib jiberish jiberish and I was waisted with everyone else and he was being a dick to everyone in the car. So I asked him if he was related to sudam husain. And he got real pissed off. and when i tried to grab my camera to take a picture at him he took a swing at me. Yes ask everyone in the car he swung first! So then I was like DUDE what are you doing! And everyone else was getting outa the car and as the last person barely got out he said CMON AMERICAN!! I AM TAKEING YOU TO SEE MY FRIENDS!! So all I could really think in my head was "Yes he was related to Bin Laden, And her was going to cut my head off or something along those lines. so I kept telling him to slow down and let me out! SLow down and let me out!!! We;; he never did. So I had to save my life and giove him a right cross and gently pull the car over for him once he was no longer in control of the car. LUCKY FOR ME!! I coulda been DEAD!!!

Hahaha i remember that one, that was fucked up. That was just outside of the Orange#5 strip club in Vancouver if I remember right... fuck... that was some drama with all the cops and shit.

Kimmykim · 02-10-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by x582

Hahaha i remember that one, that was fucked up. That was just outside of the Orange#5 strip club in Vancouver if I remember right... fuck... that was some drama with all the cops and shit.

Yep, it was!

However, he conveniently leaves out the part about the homeless guys that hang out there saved his ass from going to jail, since they liked the nice lady in the fur coat who gave them $20 US every time she saw them ;)

Wiseman · 02-10-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Yep, it was!

However, he conveniently leaves out the part about the homeless guys that hang out there saved his ass from going to jail, since they liked the nice lady in the fur coat who gave them $20 US every time she saw them ;)

HAHAH I forgot that part Kimmy! I got pictures of one of them giveing you the tongue i think!! or maybe that was them giveing me the Tongue.
Are you ever going to answer me lady. Or do you just enjoy toying with me?

lulu36 · 02-10-2006, 12:34 PM

LMAO!! great pix DH

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DH

lulu36 · 02-10-2006, 12:39 PM

awesome interview!! i'll be sending you the finished "product" meaning your ambush page very soon via icq. look forward to meeting you. can u take out the superhero suit again?

cheers,

the Shemp · 02-10-2006, 12:50 PM

cool interview, wiseman

Wiseman · 02-10-2006, 01:25 PM

Well this is about it for me kids!
I felt I needed to leave some of those questions alone for my own personal reasons and for my family's wel being. Sorry.
If you have any questions you would liek to ask me here, feel free I may or may not answe them. Thanks for reading my stupid stories. I hope you learned a thing or 2 about me. And i hope you come up to me and introduce yourself to me next time I may see you. Thanks for everything and God Bless.

33. Why did you make Arlo wear a pink shirt at your wedding?

Well let me tell you why. Me and Arlo have had an on going Gay relation ship going on for some years now. Ever since the first time we passed out in each other's Arm's. Well my wife Doesnt like him to much becasue she is afraid she may lose me to Him. so when it came down to who was in my wedding and i said i wanted Arlo as my groomsman, Aperently she decided he would look better as a maid of Honor. But god Damned did he look sexy!! HAIL HAIL TO THE POWER OF PINK!!!!

J$tyle$ · 02-10-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve PP

Thanks, Steve

Big Red Machine · 02-10-2006, 05:55 PM

Great Interview Wiseman ........So whats the next show for you?

SleazyDream · 02-11-2006, 12:21 AM

great answers wiseman - I really enjoyed this interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you

CuriousToyBoy · 02-11-2006, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman

I am a big lover. But if its time to get down I will if i have to. Drunk Or sober. If you got an ass woopin comein I may be the one to do it. And if I got one comein feel free to bring it. =)

Damn I live by that creedo myself !

AmeliaG · 02-11-2006, 03:42 AM

Nice job on this, Sleazy and Wiseman

B-Eazy · 02-11-2006, 04:33 AM

Its coming along really well. Good shit.

Kimmykim · 02-11-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman

HAHAH I forgot that part Kimmy! I got pictures of one of them giveing you the tongue i think!! or maybe that was them giveing me the Tongue.
Are you ever going to answer me lady. Or do you just enjoy toying with me?

While I do enjoy toying with you, it bores me rather quickly. So if you'd answer me, I would be more than happy to talk to you.

Rick Latona · 02-11-2006, 11:36 AM

Wiseman,

Tell us about your bachelor party.

Rick Latona · 02-11-2006, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman

28. Do you golf? Discuss. How many golf carts have you driven into ponds or wrecked in one way or another? What's your favorite golf club and how did you obtain it?

Yes I golf but not very good. I usually golf between a 76 and a 126. I have driven only 9 golf carts into random shit. Sand Traps Ponds or in front of a semi truck one time. ALL on ACCIDENT of course. I remember one time me and CJ paul decided to jump our golf cart over this sand trap. Well with 2 fat men in a golf cart they dont jump anywhere. Let alone OVER a deep sand trap. I will say my favorite club in my bag is my REALLY old Honey Comb sand wedge. It was my grandpa's. And it was pretty much the only thing i got of his when he passed away several year's ago. It is old and wore out but still does the job =)

I can't believe I remember almost all of these stories. In fact, you are leaving out a better golf club. *Hint "Da Bears!"

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02-09-2006, 02:06 PM	#105
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	OK well this is takeing up alot of time so let me rip some of these out all at once. 8. Where do you live now and why? I live in a small town called Wenatchee Washington. My parents moved me here when I was a kid and my Dad found god and started a church here. I left and joined the Army shortly after highschool. After I got out i came back for a SHORT time. I then got sucked into the tipical female trapping. "oops ryan I am pregnant" so I then got married and popped out 2 PERFECT kids. Shortly after the 2nd perfect kid we decided we werent so perfect together and got divorced. And so now I cant leave here because i got 2 bad ass kids I got to raise =) 9. Why did you cut your balls off? Does that mean you're no longer technically a man? HAHAHAHA I never cut my balls off. i had a vasectomy after the first wife. As I had my 2 beutiful kids and figured I wouldnt want anymore. Well little did i know that I would EVERE want to get remarried again. But then along came my little Queen of my Life Jamie. SO since I got married she AND MY KIDS wanted to have some more kids. SO COMEING SOON more little Wisemen!!! But let me tell you getting your balls clipped isnt that bad. But getting em UNCLIPPED causes you about 3 months of pain and suffering. AND BIG PURPLE BALLS!!! 10. Discuss your career selling cell phones at the begining of that marketplace. this is kinda boreing so I am going to skip it 11. Why do you always seem to wana fight when you get drunk? You know i dont know the answer to this. Other then it seems everytime I get waisted that fucking sick fuck Max Hardcore walks by and no one else seems to want to put him in his place. So i will. I will probably always talk shit or slap his Gay fucking white hat off his fat old head everytime I see that Fuck. He is a waiste of oxygen in my opinion. I am a big lover. But if its time to get down I will if i have to. Drunk Or sober. If you got an ass woopin comein I may be the one to do it. And if I got one comein feel free to bring it. =) __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 02:13 PM	#106
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Keep answering please ... __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

02-09-2006, 02:18 PM	#107
Mohawk Steve (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 3,222	Wiseman, Jason misses you ! Can't wait to see you in Phoenix and Cabo, you're a blast. I still remember you telling me to grab the keg and bring it on the bus at your B-day bash at Timbo's. I got busted for trying to do the dirty work! Can't wait to read the rest of the answers. __________________ Adult FriendFinder Skype: mohawk_steve Cams.com

02-09-2006, 02:21 PM	#108
Jason Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,287	__________________ I stay busy.

02-09-2006, 04:10 PM	#112
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	Ok now we are getting into the good questions. Sorry it is takeing me so long to answer. Its been buisy lately. With the relaunch of Quickbuck. 12. Who did you work with online before Hooper and why did the guy disappear? Well before partnering up with him I worked with a company I will leave nameless. Selling joins. back in the glory days. I didnt know how to turn on a computer or definatley how to work em. But some kid asked me if i wanted a job selling joins on the internet. And thats about all I knew about what I was doing. I knew I could sell 400-500 joins a day and needed homes for em. Thats all I needed to know. I had em sold with in 3 days of getting a job. With him. lol was intresting to say the least. God damnit. I cant answer these the way they should be answered Sleazy this sucks! But anyway we had alot of traffic and did all right for a while untill the kid I worked for decided to shut down shop and run off and forget about everything. So that left me hangin. Then I met Hooper in a gay bar/club he kept haveing a dj yell out all these domain namesof his sites. We were so fucked up we started talking, and we have been drunk butt buddies ever since 13. What exactly do you do with Hooper? I am a partner in the company with him and a cpl others. I run all the sales and marketing for quickbuck. I handle all the ingoing and outgoing traffic. I am pretty much our only sales rep. I never understood why some of these company's have 10 sales people. Well I actually direct where I need shit sent. I cant do any of it by myself. Eric and Hoop have to do it all. I am not allowed to touch any of our stuff. I will break it. LOL 15. What happened when you said "I'm not a hahahahahaha but I pull the trigger" in a rap contest at senior frogs in Cancun? HAHHA Yes this didnt exactly start out my rapping career to well. Nothing realy happened I mean I silenced Sr frog's durring spring break in about 3.7 seconds. I dont think anyone in the world could make a place go more quite then I did. It was funny. Sorry if you dont like what comes outa my mouth sometimes. I Tend to say what I want. and i dont give a lot of credit to claiming one word or another means something awful. If I am waisted up doing a rap contests with a bunch of HUMANS and they are all busyting out lyrics with "hahahahahaha this hahahahahaha that. fuck thes white punks yaddi yaddi yaddi I will do the same thing. I can say "hahahahahaha this as much as i want to. Everyone else does. I have some of my best friends are black and I say hahahahahaha around them just like I would anywhere else. Its just a word. __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 04:11 PM	#113
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	OH WOW I cant even say it on a porn board!! LOL funny. __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 04:24 PM	#114
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	16. How did a levitra get you kicked out of cancun? HAHAHAHAHAH Well you know I was bringing some home for the wife. And I took it all outa the package and had it in a baggy. one the polce thsaught they were drugs or some shit. Needless to say I had some more in my bag so my wife still got the loveing she so deserved! 17. How the fuck did you end up with a $300 a day meth problem? HMMMM Now is when we get into the fun ones huh. Well first off shit happenes to anyone. the worst can happen to the best of peole. It was a fun tuff ride that I wouldnt recomend to anyone. I also can tell you I wouldnt chang it for the world either. I learned some valuable lessons through those times. some of you may remember when I was down to 170 lbs and had a shaved bald head! That was good shit lol. But with thre help of my wife and a few friends her at home I came home from one lat binge and went to sleep for about 5 days. I woke up and decided it was time to get to work. no reason to look back and reminess for shit! So if anyone out there reading this is all fucked up and need someone to talk to I am always open for a chit chat. 18. How does a man of God cheat on the mother of his children and leave her? WOW man this one is a doosy. My dads a good man. And he is exactly that a good man! Shit happen's hmmmmm you know outa respect to my family I think I better leave these ones alone man. sorry. 19. Why won't your sister talk to you anymore? __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 04:36 PM	#115
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02-09-2006, 04:45 PM	#116
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	20. WHat kind of car do you drive? I like this one. I baught myself a new Nissan titan at the end of last year and actually was going to buy my wife a bmw earlier this year but decided on a new maxima for her. She test drove em all and liked the Maxima more then any of em all. I dont have any pics of either of those of my own. But my tuck looks like this one. I got a few options on it though. My wife got the new maxima let me see if I can find a pic of it. Ah well take to long i am slammed today! but its a white one. I also got a harley which is my pride and joy. My wife decided to get it painted for my for Christmas. It was so sweet of her. She painted it Pink. She will never touch my harley again i am sure. LOL 22. Tell us how you got into the biz, What were you hired to do and how much experience did you have with computers. Who were the first companies you did biz with? I am pretty sure I answered this one up above. __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 05:09 PM	#118
O MARINA I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: internet Posts: 13,795	I now know wayyyy too much info about you after reading all this. (clipping then unclipping...) Send me TRAFFIC, I will reward you with Diplomat chairs!

02-09-2006, 05:41 PM	#119
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	SWEET Bike my hahahahaahha lol __________________ ICQ:475437214

02-09-2006, 05:44 PM	#120
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	please dont say that here! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 09:03 PM	#123
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	great answers so far wiseman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

02-09-2006, 09:12 PM	#124
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	24. Do you still do drugs? Booze? Thoughts therein. I dont still do drugs any longer. Drink yes I still drink. I got things to handle and get taken care of and drugs dont really fit in there to much. I still drink but not as much as I used to. I do still love to go to some shows and let loose a little though. I would say I have had my fill of hittin the hard stuff in my years =) 25. What adult conventions do you attend? Favorites? Least favorites? Ones you wont' be attending anymore? Well I wont be attending Miami internext any longer. I never liked it to begin with, but now I got good reason not to go. THEY WONT LET ME IN!! 26. Do you have a criminal record? Nope no criminal record. the only time I ever got arrested was when I was in Miami and I got a lawyer and handled that shit. And i can definatley tell you that I DONT WANT TO GO BACK to jail again. =) 27. Why did you punch out a cabbie in Vancouver? Why did you give a 7 foot tall bouncer a lap danse? HAHAHA mainly because he didnt have a sense of humor. I asked him a simple question and he got real upset. his name was habib jiberish jiberish and I was waisted with everyone else and he was being a dick to everyone in the car. So I asked him if he was related to sudam husain. And he got real pissed off. and when i tried to grab my camera to take a picture at him he took a swing at me. Yes ask everyone in the car he swung first! So then I was like DUDE what are you doing! And everyone else was getting outa the car and as the last person barely got out he said CMON AMERICAN!! I AM TAKEING YOU TO SEE MY FRIENDS!! So all I could really think in my head was "Yes he was related to Bin Laden, And her was going to cut my head off or something along those lines. so I kept telling him to slow down and let me out! SLow down and let me out!!! We;; he never did. So I had to save my life and giove him a right cross and gently pull the car over for him once he was no longer in control of the car. LUCKY FOR ME!! I coulda been DEAD!!! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 09:14 PM	#125
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	Why did you give a 7 foot tall bouncer a lap danse? I WAS DARED!! thats all I can say is i was dared! I do believe there are pictures of both these incidents some where floating around. __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 09:25 PM	#126
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Common Ryan, stop being a pussy and answer some of these questions that you're holding back on. LOL! I know you're on your best behaviour here but COMMMMMMMON!!!!! ;) DH

02-09-2006, 09:41 PM	#127
Kristian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,733	Man, I like this guy and I've never met him. Great interview!

02-09-2006, 09:59 PM	#128
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	ok Ya'll I got to get home its to late to be sitting in my office! Maybe I will get my internet fixed at home tomarrow so I dont have to be away from all of you for so long. LOL __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 11:40 PM	#129
datatank Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac Posts: 5,471	Post from your phone you pussy

02-10-2006, 01:38 AM	#131
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	nice to know a real nice guy like wiseman. what a great interview. __________________

02-10-2006, 02:09 AM	#132
gecko ****** Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 21,846	Loving the interview __________________ [email protected]

02-10-2006, 11:37 AM	#133
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02-10-2006, 12:02 PM	#134
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	28. Do you golf? Discuss. How many golf carts have you driven into ponds or wrecked in one way or another? What's your favorite golf club and how did you obtain it? Yes I golf but not very good. I usually golf between a 76 and a 126. I have driven only 9 golf carts into random shit. Sand Traps Ponds or in front of a semi truck one time. ALL on ACCIDENT of course. I remember one time me and CJ paul decided to jump our golf cart over this sand trap. Well with 2 fat men in a golf cart they dont jump anywhere. Let alone OVER a deep sand trap. I will say my favorite club in my bag is my REALLY old Honey Comb sand wedge. It was my grandpa's. And it was pretty much the only thing i got of his when he passed away several year's ago. It is old and wore out but still does the job =) 29. What kind of porn turns you on? HAHA Porn doesnt really turn me on. I am not a huge fan of porn honestly. Untill I am waisted laying in a hotel room by myself. i always seem to wake up in the morning with Nigra Porn a kickin. got to keep some culture you know!! 30. Have you ever shot porn? Discuss the experience. Never done porn just sell it. I am sure me and my wife video tape each other once in awhile. But that wont be released untill I make the Sureal life =) 31. How much money do you make? How much do you hide? I make about $8.50 an hour. I hide most of it in coffee cans all over my city where I live. I have a gps watch which everytime I drop a can in the ground I hit a button and it saves the location. about 75 more years I should be able to retire! 32. Admit it, it was you that pulled the fire alarm at the hotel in Vancouver. Why did security follow you around? NO IT WAS NOT ME THAT PULLED THE FIRE ALARM!! I was in my room jerking off!! I HAVE WITNESSES __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-10-2006, 12:39 PM	#139
lulu36 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Montreal, Qc Posts: 1,332	awesome interview!! i'll be sending you the finished "product" meaning your ambush page very soon via icq. look forward to meeting you. can u take out the superhero suit again? cheers, __________________ Lulu, Web Marketing Consultant icq 405 731 449

02-10-2006, 12:50 PM	#140
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	cool interview, wiseman __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

02-10-2006, 01:25 PM	#141
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	Well this is about it for me kids! I felt I needed to leave some of those questions alone for my own personal reasons and for my family's wel being. Sorry. If you have any questions you would liek to ask me here, feel free I may or may not answe them. Thanks for reading my stupid stories. I hope you learned a thing or 2 about me. And i hope you come up to me and introduce yourself to me next time I may see you. Thanks for everything and God Bless. 33. Why did you make Arlo wear a pink shirt at your wedding? Well let me tell you why. Me and Arlo have had an on going Gay relation ship going on for some years now. Ever since the first time we passed out in each other's Arm's. Well my wife Doesnt like him to much becasue she is afraid she may lose me to Him. so when it came down to who was in my wedding and i said i wanted Arlo as my groomsman, Aperently she decided he would look better as a maid of Honor. But god Damned did he look sexy!! HAIL HAIL TO THE POWER OF PINK!!!! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-10-2006, 05:55 PM	#143
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	Great Interview Wiseman ........So whats the next show for you? __________________ ICQ:475437214

02-11-2006, 12:21 AM	#144
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	great answers wiseman - I really enjoyed this interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

02-11-2006, 03:42 AM	#146
AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,609	Nice job on this, Sleazy and Wiseman __________________ GFY Hall of Famer AltStar Hall of Famer Blue Blood's SpookyCash.com Babe photography portfolio

02-11-2006, 04:33 AM	#147
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02-11-2006, 11:36 AM	#149
Rick Latona The Best Ideas Start Here Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Atlanta Posts: 6,037	Wiseman, Tell us about your bachelor party. __________________ Regards, Rick Latona http://latonas.com Latona's - We Sell Money Making Web Properties Note to buyers of websites and traffic: please check our inventory at http://latonas.com/websites-for-sale. If you would like to make an offer on something, just let me know.