Ambush Interview #81 Wiseman
 

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Ambush Interview #81

Wiseman

Wiseman needs no introduction. If you havn't heard of him, you're a newbie. It's that simple.



1. So exactly why did you start the high rise furnature removal business?

2. Is it true you grew up as the stinky hippy son of a preacher?

3. Are all the anticts a way to compensate for your small penis?

4. Talk about being an all state wrestler and football star and how your temper fucked that all up.

5. Why did you get banned from GFY? How did you get back on?

6. How did you get away with selling drugs to your superior officers in the army?

7. What exactly did you do in the army and where did you live?

8. Where do you live now and why?

9. Why did you cut your balls off? Does that mean you're no longer technically a man?

10. Discuss your career selling cell phones at the begining of that marketplace.

11. Why do you always seem to wana fight when you get drunk?

12. Who did you work with online before Hooper and why did the guy disappear? Did you have him wacked?

13. What exactly do you do with Hooper?

14. Why have you worked so much with installs and spam?

15. What happened when you said "I'm not a hahahahahaha but I pull the trigger" in a rap contest at senior frogs in Cancun?

16. How did a levitra get you kicked out of cancun?

17. How the fuck did you end up with a $300 a day meth problem?

18. How does a man of God cheat on the mother of his children and leave her?

19. Why won't your sister talk to you anymore?

20. WHat kind of car do you drive?

21. Post pics of and talk about your house.

22. Tell us how you got into the biz, What were you hired to do and how much experience did you have with computers. Who were the first companies you did biz with?

23. Who do you look up to in the online adult industry? Down on?

24. Do you still do drugs? Booze? Thoughts therein.

25. What adult conventions do you attend? Favorites? Least favorites? Ones you wont' be attending anymore?

26. Do you have a criminal record?

27. Why did you punch out a cabbie in Vancouver? Why did you give a 7 foot tall bouncer a lap danse?

28. Do you golf? Discuss. How many golf carts have you driven into ponds or wrecked in one way or another? What's your favorite golf club and how did you obtain it?

29. What kind of porn turns you on?

30. Have you ever shot porn? Discuss the experience.

31. How much money do you make? How much do you hide?

32. Admit it, it was you that pulled the fire alarm at the hotel in Vancouver. Why did security follow you around?

33. Why did you make Arlo wear a pink shirt at your wedding?

Awesome!

:thumbsup

he's a fun fella.

this ought to be grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat :thumbsup brb

hehe great questions :) as always

i predict drama with these questions.

Should get interesting!

That was the best! Man, I'll never forget that night. :1orglaugh

One of the BIGGEST....

Wiseman is a GREAT GUY who as BALLS.

Stay Gold Brother ;-)

Oh shit, this will be good!:thumbsup :thumbsup

I'd like to hear about the 14k hotel room in Vegas where he got into the room and passed out in the foyer.

Wiseman is the coolest gay webmaster that I know.

well - well see - apparently there was a surgery so I'm thinking the balls themselves are in question - but is courage and fearlessness isn't

You really think so ???:winkwink:
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fuck - i forgot that story and it's a GREAT one - one the industry legonds.

plead the fifth and run!!!! ;)

You cant buy CLASS like the kinda class wiseman has! I miss him.

I met you at my first convention, got in trouble at my first convention cause of you, I was in my first "paysite" cause of you ...

Wiseman, I love you. : )

And nothing beats the Vancouver story ...

that hat lol
what a great story. lol

you forgot to mention his outstanding talent as a naked taco vendor in Ensenada, Mexico

annnnnnd another one.

lets get it going

That's a cool hat.

Holy shit this is going to be good!!!

Who's wiseman?

wiseman loves the cock!

LOL this one is going to be like a VH1 Behind The Music.

great interview

yo Ryan..sorry about your balls man :(

Hotlinked straighted from FUBAR ...

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I think the question everyone wants to know is did Wiseman have anything to do with the fire alarm in Vancouver!

I think right after that incident is when he found his true calling as a diciple of L. Ron Hubbard!
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Ohh Man!

Wiseman is one of the coolest guys I ever met!

I met him first in manilla. We were at some bar with everybody who went. I bought 5 bottles of Dom for everyone to enjoy and as Nick Bauuw was negotiating price, a drunken Wiseman starts ringing the bell that was on the bar like he was a salior warning who spotted an iceberg. Funny thing is, that bell meant we had to buy the entire bar a drink. It was funny seeing Nick explaing to the mamason that Wiseman was drunk and didnt know any better.
Funny as fuck.

Duke

He said he didn't, but I don't think I believe him. LOL

I was thinking the same thing :winkwink:

I love Ryan - and somehow he scored an incredibly hot and funny wife!! :)

hmm rock and roll behavior... interesting

Wiseman Rocks Congrats on the Interview Buddy:thumbsup
I'm waiting for some incredible responses :pimp

Oh good lord this should be funny!

DH

Wow this will be good... and they left out some of the really embarassing questions :)

Now this read will be amusing...Go wiseman!!!

This just might be the best thread ever before its all done with. Rock on Wiseman!!

Was even funnier watching Nick explain to him "wiseman, man.. seriously.. don't do that!" followed by a hug or something. That was a fun night =)