Ambush Interview #81 Wiseman - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Wiseman · 02-08-2006, 04:10 PM

HEY HEY HEY! WOW sorry everyone. I was out in some meetings most the day. =) You know with Lawyers, Cops. all the nice people in the world!! LOL
wow Sleazy you snuck some intresting questions in there didnt you. sounds like some good ole stories from the good ol days. Well let me read through some these and I will start answering. Do I have to answer in order?

GTS Mark · 02-08-2006, 04:12 PM

Wiseman is a connoisseur of many of life's finer pleasures. LOL!

DH

Wiseman · 02-08-2006, 04:18 PM

Man Scotty!! Some these questions are a little deep for me but I will answer them as best I can.

Well I guess I will start off with ole #1

1. So exactly why did you start the high rise furnature removal business?

Funny you should ask this question. See I learned this from a couple of my dear and personal friends who I will leave nameless for now. But it all started in the penthouse suite at the MGM Grand 4 or 5 years ago. We had thrown a huge party up there and everyone had pretty much left. And we had a box or 2 of beer left over. and Well I leaned over the side to take my chew out and BAAAAAMMMM those big ass lights from the MGM blinded me!!! It was nuts. So anyway it was one of the 2 guys with me idea to try t bust out those big lights. Weellllll needless to say we ran out of beer fast. And I think at that point we moved on to bigger and better things =)

Wiseman · 02-08-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

AHHHH we look so cute together.....

Wiseman · 02-08-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

AHHHH what a fantastic TREO!! It dont get much better then this FOLKS!!

JFK · 02-08-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiseman

AHHHH we look so cute together.....

yeah you do

JFK · 02-08-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER

Wiseman is a connoisseur of many of life's finer pleasures. LOL!

DH

perhaps removing the cork would help

Rui · 02-08-2006, 04:33 PM

Looking forward to know the "answer" to some of those questions

Kris · 02-08-2006, 04:35 PM

he kissed me. with tongue. not good.

Pornwolf · 02-08-2006, 04:45 PM

This should be pretty entertaining.

Poppy · 02-08-2006, 04:46 PM

Oh boy...this should be a good one indeed. Looking forward to it bro.

Kris · 02-08-2006, 04:50 PM

this was after 1yr anniversary celebration... serioulsy

here his wife is telling me how he has a small cock

Jman · 02-08-2006, 04:51 PM

I think of Wiseman and I have SOOO many good fond memories.

Vancouver was a blast. Hell the Hotel had assigned a security guard for Me, Wiseman and GrimShawn. Those fuckers where folloing us everywhere :-))

Wiseman · 02-08-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

I think of Wiseman and I have SOOO many good fond memories.

Vancouver was a blast. Hell the Hotel had assigned a security guard for Me, Wiseman and GrimShawn. Those fuckers where folloing us everywhere :-))

Man those were some memories!! I sure em glad we have grown up ever since then huh?

Wiseman · 02-08-2006, 04:53 PM

Man scrolling down these questions sure makes me laugh at some em. And some I may just have to avoid. LOL but lets move on to #2

2. Is it true you grew up as the stinky hippy son of a preacher?

Well yes it is true my Dad was a preacher. And we were hippies before He became a preacher.
Hell the first few years of my life I lived in the back end of a 10 ft camper with me and my sister and my parents. 2 chickens and 2 dogs. We lived there for a while before we moved into the trailer up in the woods so my folks could grow weed to help us survive. lol We lived up at the very end of a lil road in "Apple Gate" Oregon. and the road we lived on was "HUMBUG CRICK ROAD" LOL no bullshit. We raised a pig and a few goats while we lived there. I pretty much ran around naked the hole time and grew long blonde hair. Life was pretty good then. Play with the pigs. Mess with the Goats. Help my Dad in the woods. and run around peeing on bushes. AHH how some things havnt changed much.

JFK · 02-08-2006, 04:57 PM

JFK · 02-08-2006, 04:58 PM

JFK · 02-08-2006, 04:59 PM

Raja · 02-08-2006, 05:36 PM

I was laughing my ass off even before I opened the thread with just notion of a Wiseman interview.
Ryan stories are part of adult internet folklore, I'm happy to have been around for a few of them!

Major (Tom) · 02-08-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloJustin

Was even funnier watching Nick explain to him "wiseman, man.. seriously.. don't do that!" followed by a hug or something. That was a fun night =)

Wiseman's a loose cannon for sure!

Duke

RayBonga · 02-08-2006, 05:52 PM

Should be a good one.

Pics can't beat the ones on tassys though

wm_cibi · 02-08-2006, 06:04 PM

Sig spot

Wiseman · 02-08-2006, 06:16 PM

ok well I got to get outa here for the night. I got wrestling practice with my Kid. so I will hit up #3 real quickck and maybe another one.

3. Are all the anticts a way to compensate for your small penis?

Absolutely not. It has nothing to do with a small penis. My penis works perfectly for me and aparently for my wife. as sher seems perfectly happy. And i dont see any of you running around with a bad ass Sexy hot wife like me =)

I think some the shit just happens for fun and entertainmentnt and marketing. sometimes it works out real well for me. And others it doesnt work out so hot for me or anyone else involved. Shit happenes in life. All you can do is scoop it up and get on with life you know. I dont let a hole lotta shit bother me. If i fuck up I have no issues takeing the heat.

JFK · 02-08-2006, 06:17 PM

JFK · 02-08-2006, 06:19 PM

Wiseman · 02-08-2006, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Man we look like a match made in Heaven!

WiredGuy · 02-08-2006, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

I think of Wiseman and I have SOOO many good fond memories.

Vancouver was a blast. Hell the Hotel had assigned a security guard for Me, Wiseman and GrimShawn. Those fuckers where folloing us everywhere :-))

Hello board.tracker

WG

JFK · 02-08-2006, 06:29 PM

datatank · 02-08-2006, 06:54 PM

Get going kid

SleazyDream · 02-08-2006, 08:32 PM

jfk's been posting some AMAZING pics of wiseman in this thread

J$tyle$ · 02-08-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

these pics need a page 2 position!

SleazyDream · 02-08-2006, 10:57 PM

the pic of that hat fucking KILLS me!!!!

hillerious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

datatank · 02-08-2006, 11:56 PM

Does wiseman work fuckin 9-5 now .Where is this asshole to get on his questions?
Prolly drunk I guess

GigoloJustin · 02-09-2006, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

Does wiseman work fuckin 9-5 now .Where is this asshole to get on his questions?
Prolly drunk I guess

he's does rehab at night.

Throwing furniture is a very hard habbit to break

OY · 02-09-2006, 12:39 AM

Not sure if I should even mention the time I drove the car past a checkpoint FROM Ensenada WITH Wiseman back to La Salina...

PS. What happens on the beach, stays on the beach.......

reed_4 · 02-09-2006, 02:56 AM

that was a very good interview.

webgurl · 02-09-2006, 03:01 AM

didn't wiseman post a pic of his penis here once ?

lol

Vitasoy · 02-09-2006, 04:17 AM

I'm all eyes on this one

shann · 02-09-2006, 07:29 AM

Wiseman is my hero!

thaifan99 · 02-09-2006, 07:46 AM

wiseman has mexicans living in his beard!

karlm · 02-09-2006, 07:52 AM

Bump for the wiseman

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 11:12 AM

OK OK PEOPLE I AM BACK! I had family time last night so I wasnt working. SORRRRRRRY!!!! So let me go get some more questions to answer. I am sure I will be leaveing some questions off that list as my lawyer recomended I dont answer some LOL

FreeFastHost · 02-09-2006, 11:23 AM

Good interview, one of the only ones I've actually took the time to read.

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 11:30 AM

4. Talk about being an all state wrestler and football star and how your temper fucked that all up.

HHAHAHA well this one is an olde but a goody.
I was all state football full back my JR year And State Champ wrestling my JR yr. Well my Senior year I was pretty much a Shoe in for State Champ again at 178 lb. I had letter from all sorts of schools for both wrestling and football. My grades werent that good so I had to depend on my SAT test which I scored like a 1350 on or some shit. Pretty shocked. And I had to depend on scholorships! Well I had em all in the bag.
Well then came the districts Wrestling match. which is like a qualifier for those of you who dont know. You go to districts, Then Regionals, then to state. Well I had a by through the first round and possibly through the second round because at districts the compatition really wasnt that heavy. alot of the wrestlers qualified at districts through smaller JV turnaments and shit. So anyway to make a long story short. My coach came up to me and asked me if I wanted to wrestle some kid who made it in as an ALTERNATE to a JV kid who won an entry into the turnament. He said listen Ryan the kid has Down syndrome and just needs someone to wrestle. will you wrestle him so he an be excited he wrestled the Champ.
I was like sure man no problem. I could use the warm up anyway. Well let me tell you something. If you dont know much about Down syndrome. these kids are fucking strrong as Apes man. they have like super human strength. It was insain how strong he was. So I wrestled this Ox around for the first 2 rounds and really couldnt do shit because he would just hold me down and squeeze me and the ref didnt want to do to much to make the kid feel like an idiot so he didnt penalize him or anything for stalling. Well I was getting sick and tired of being this kids Mauling post so in the 3rd round I decide I would choose bottom and just escape real quick and rtoll him over and pin him. WEEEEEEEEEEL he had different Idea He decided he would reach down between my legs and grab my nuts and squuuuuuueeeezze as hard as he could ubntil I freaked out. LOL Well thats exactly what I did. I jumped up turned around while he was down on his knees looking up at me I decked him straight across his face and then gave him a big ole boot to the face. I was so pissed. and felt so shitty. but that rage just took over. As I turned around i saw the rev come running at me. Well that wasnt such a good idea either. because I stuck my fist so far into his face he didnt ref the rest the year. I looked over at my Coach and he just looked at me and got up and walked away. At that point i just kinda sat there looked around the entire gym at everyone stareing at me thinking what an ass hole I was for beating up the retarted kid.
Wel I walked into the Locker room grabbed my shit. Walked out had one of my boys give me a ride home We got a bunch of beer and I drank for about a week watching all the letter come in telling me they decided maybe I wasnt the right athlete for there program. I never wrestled nor played football again.

US MILITARY HERE I COME!!

ATL_Ryan · 02-09-2006, 11:38 AM

Congrats on the Ambush WISEMAN!!!!

I've had many a good time with you.

karlm · 02-09-2006, 11:43 AM

OMG lol i just wet myself reading that

sweetums · 02-09-2006, 11:47 AM

Now this is gonna be one interesting interview

Go Wiseman Go!!

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 12:40 PM

OK this is what everyone wants to hear!

5. Why did you get banned from GFY? How did you get back on?

Well its plain and simple..

LENSMAN IS A FAG! JUST BLOW ME!!

OK Next question!

ok well I hope lens has a sense of humor or this interview will be over.

But that is the basic reason I got banned was because Lens was locking threads which he felt didnt need to be on the board. So me and my partner as funny guys decided to pull a funny and Change all of our sigs to say that and it clicked through to the other guys. Well we had ALOT of Sig WHores at the time so it made a bit of an impact =/

we thaught it was funny for a few seconds.

And for the next couple years I dont think we thaught it was so funny. LOL

HOW did we get back on. Well due to lots of sweet talking and Eric we got back on. I had to promise not to start any shit with lensman. And anytime I see him I have to buy him a beer. So dont try to get me in trouble I am a GOOD BOY!

Wiseman · 02-09-2006, 12:45 PM

OK moveing on to the Next one.

6. How did you get away with selling drugs to your superior officers in the army?

I should probably leave this one alone as I dont want the US government comeing after me.

Lets just say I had it made while I was in the military. I never really had to work. Or wear Army clothes. Or salute anyone to often as they all new me. I was also promoted pretty fast as well.

VIPimp · 02-09-2006, 01:15 PM

Nice ambush so far

02-08-2006, 04:10 PM	#51
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	HEY HEY HEY! WOW sorry everyone. I was out in some meetings most the day. =) You know with Lawyers, Cops. all the nice people in the world!! LOL wow Sleazy you snuck some intresting questions in there didnt you. sounds like some good ole stories from the good ol days. Well let me read through some these and I will start answering. Do I have to answer in order? __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-08-2006, 04:18 PM	#53
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	Man Scotty!! Some these questions are a little deep for me but I will answer them as best I can. Well I guess I will start off with ole #1 1. So exactly why did you start the high rise furnature removal business? Funny you should ask this question. See I learned this from a couple of my dear and personal friends who I will leave nameless for now. But it all started in the penthouse suite at the MGM Grand 4 or 5 years ago. We had thrown a huge party up there and everyone had pretty much left. And we had a box or 2 of beer left over. and Well I leaned over the side to take my chew out and BAAAAAMMMM those big ass lights from the MGM blinded me!!! It was nuts. So anyway it was one of the 2 guys with me idea to try t bust out those big lights. Weellllll needless to say we ran out of beer fast. And I think at that point we moved on to bigger and better things =) __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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02-08-2006, 04:53 PM	#65
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	Man scrolling down these questions sure makes me laugh at some em. And some I may just have to avoid. LOL but lets move on to #2 2. Is it true you grew up as the stinky hippy son of a preacher? Well yes it is true my Dad was a preacher. And we were hippies before He became a preacher. Hell the first few years of my life I lived in the back end of a 10 ft camper with me and my sister and my parents. 2 chickens and 2 dogs. We lived there for a while before we moved into the trailer up in the woods so my folks could grow weed to help us survive. lol We lived up at the very end of a lil road in "Apple Gate" Oregon. and the road we lived on was "HUMBUG CRICK ROAD" LOL no bullshit. We raised a pig and a few goats while we lived there. I pretty much ran around naked the hole time and grew long blonde hair. Life was pretty good then. Play with the pigs. Mess with the Goats. Help my Dad in the woods. and run around peeing on bushes. AHH how some things havnt changed much. __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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02-08-2006, 06:16 PM	#73
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	ok well I got to get outa here for the night. I got wrestling practice with my Kid. so I will hit up #3 real quickck and maybe another one. 3. Are all the anticts a way to compensate for your small penis? Absolutely not. It has nothing to do with a small penis. My penis works perfectly for me and aparently for my wife. as sher seems perfectly happy. And i dont see any of you running around with a bad ass Sexy hot wife like me =) I think some the shit just happens for fun and entertainmentnt and marketing. sometimes it works out real well for me. And others it doesnt work out so hot for me or anyone else involved. Shit happenes in life. All you can do is scoop it up and get on with life you know. I dont let a hole lotta shit bother me. If i fuck up I have no issues takeing the heat. __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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datatank Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac Posts: 5,471	Does wiseman work fuckin 9-5 now .Where is this asshole to get on his questions? Prolly drunk I guess

02-09-2006, 12:39 AM	#85
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02-09-2006, 11:12 AM	#92
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	OK OK PEOPLE I AM BACK! I had family time last night so I wasnt working. SORRRRRRRY!!!! So let me go get some more questions to answer. I am sure I will be leaveing some questions off that list as my lawyer recomended I dont answer some LOL __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 11:23 AM	#93
FreeFastHost Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,588	Good interview, one of the only ones I've actually took the time to read.

02-09-2006, 11:30 AM	#94
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	4. Talk about being an all state wrestler and football star and how your temper fucked that all up. HHAHAHA well this one is an olde but a goody. I was all state football full back my JR year And State Champ wrestling my JR yr. Well my Senior year I was pretty much a Shoe in for State Champ again at 178 lb. I had letter from all sorts of schools for both wrestling and football. My grades werent that good so I had to depend on my SAT test which I scored like a 1350 on or some shit. Pretty shocked. And I had to depend on scholorships! Well I had em all in the bag. Well then came the districts Wrestling match. which is like a qualifier for those of you who dont know. You go to districts, Then Regionals, then to state. Well I had a by through the first round and possibly through the second round because at districts the compatition really wasnt that heavy. alot of the wrestlers qualified at districts through smaller JV turnaments and shit. So anyway to make a long story short. My coach came up to me and asked me if I wanted to wrestle some kid who made it in as an ALTERNATE to a JV kid who won an entry into the turnament. He said listen Ryan the kid has Down syndrome and just needs someone to wrestle. will you wrestle him so he an be excited he wrestled the Champ. I was like sure man no problem. I could use the warm up anyway. Well let me tell you something. If you dont know much about Down syndrome. these kids are fucking strrong as Apes man. they have like super human strength. It was insain how strong he was. So I wrestled this Ox around for the first 2 rounds and really couldnt do shit because he would just hold me down and squeeze me and the ref didnt want to do to much to make the kid feel like an idiot so he didnt penalize him or anything for stalling. Well I was getting sick and tired of being this kids Mauling post so in the 3rd round I decide I would choose bottom and just escape real quick and rtoll him over and pin him. WEEEEEEEEEEL he had different Idea He decided he would reach down between my legs and grab my nuts and squuuuuuueeeezze as hard as he could ubntil I freaked out. LOL Well thats exactly what I did. I jumped up turned around while he was down on his knees looking up at me I decked him straight across his face and then gave him a big ole boot to the face. I was so pissed. and felt so shitty. but that rage just took over. As I turned around i saw the rev come running at me. Well that wasnt such a good idea either. because I stuck my fist so far into his face he didnt ref the rest the year. I looked over at my Coach and he just looked at me and got up and walked away. At that point i just kinda sat there looked around the entire gym at everyone stareing at me thinking what an ass hole I was for beating up the retarted kid. Wel I walked into the Locker room grabbed my shit. Walked out had one of my boys give me a ride home We got a bunch of beer and I drank for about a week watching all the letter come in telling me they decided maybe I wasnt the right athlete for there program. I never wrestled nor played football again. US MILITARY HERE I COME!! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

02-09-2006, 11:38 AM	#95
ATL_Ryan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,519	Congrats on the Ambush WISEMAN!!!! I've had many a good time with you.