Ambush Interview #81 Wiseman

4. Talk about being an all state wrestler and football star and how your temper fucked that all up.



HHAHAHA well this one is an olde but a goody.
I was all state football full back my JR year And State Champ wrestling my JR yr. Well my Senior year I was pretty much a Shoe in for State Champ again at 178 lb. I had letter from all sorts of schools for both wrestling and football. My grades werent that good so I had to depend on my SAT test which I scored like a 1350 on or some shit. Pretty shocked. And I had to depend on scholorships! Well I had em all in the bag.
Well then came the districts Wrestling match. which is like a qualifier for those of you who dont know. You go to districts, Then Regionals, then to state. Well I had a by through the first round and possibly through the second round because at districts the compatition really wasnt that heavy. alot of the wrestlers qualified at districts through smaller JV turnaments and shit. So anyway to make a long story short. My coach came up to me and asked me if I wanted to wrestle some kid who made it in as an ALTERNATE to a JV kid who won an entry into the turnament. He said listen Ryan the kid has Down syndrome and just needs someone to wrestle. will you wrestle him so he an be excited he wrestled the Champ.
I was like sure man no problem. I could use the warm up anyway. Well let me tell you something. If you dont know much about Down syndrome. these kids are fucking strrong as Apes man. they have like super human strength. It was insain how strong he was. So I wrestled this Ox around for the first 2 rounds and really couldnt do shit because he would just hold me down and squeeze me and the ref didnt want to do to much to make the kid feel like an idiot so he didnt penalize him or anything for stalling. Well I was getting sick and tired of being this kids Mauling post so in the 3rd round I decide I would choose bottom and just escape real quick and rtoll him over and pin him. WEEEEEEEEEEL he had different Idea He decided he would reach down between my legs and grab my nuts and squuuuuuueeeezze as hard as he could ubntil I freaked out. LOL Well thats exactly what I did. I jumped up turned around while he was down on his knees looking up at me I decked him straight across his face and then gave him a big ole boot to the face. I was so pissed. and felt so shitty. but that rage just took over. As I turned around i saw the rev come running at me. Well that wasnt such a good idea either. because I stuck my fist so far into his face he didnt ref the rest the year. I looked over at my Coach and he just looked at me and got up and walked away. At that point i just kinda sat there looked around the entire gym at everyone stareing at me thinking what an ass hole I was for beating up the retarted kid.
Wel I walked into the Locker room grabbed my shit. Walked out had one of my boys give me a ride home We got a bunch of beer and I drank for about a week watching all the letter come in telling me they decided maybe I wasnt the right athlete for there program. I never wrestled nor played football again.

US MILITARY HERE I COME!!

the sad part is - i know a lot of mentially handicaped people - and they pretty much all would have sided with wiseman and said wiseman didn't do anything that bad in this incident. everyone I know that doesn't spend time with mentially handcapped people would say otherwise.

i can guarentee you most mentally handicapped people I know would say that if they squeezed someone in the balls they would deserve to get punched in the face several times. - most normal people would say that's ok - i don't understand why soo many think it's not ok for handicaped to be treated and looked at in the same way

Well schools sure dint think it was very fair.
And the funny thing is he kept trying to hug me afterword saying he was sorry. It was sad. but shit in the heat of battle not alot you can do.

20. WHat kind of car do you drive?
I like this one. I baught myself a new Nissan titan at the end of last year and actually was going to buy my wife a bmw earlier this year but decided on a new maxima for her. She test drove em all and liked the Maxima more then any of em all.
I dont have any pics of either of those of my own.
But my tuck looks like this one.

I got a few options on it though.
My wife got the new maxima let me see if I can find a pic of it. Ah well take to long i am slammed today!
but its a white one.

I also got a harley which is my pride and joy. My wife decided to get it painted for my for Christmas. It was so sweet of her. She painted it Pink. She will never touch my harley again i am sure. LOL




22. Tell us how you got into the biz, What were you hired to do and how much experience did you have with computers. Who were the first companies you did biz with?
I am pretty sure I answered this one up above.

Then I met Hooper in a gay bar/club he kept haveing a dj yell out all these domain namesof his sites. We were so fucked up we started talking, and we have been drunk butt buddies ever since

Didn't have time to photochop your heads on to this like I wanted to ... but was anticipating some reference to your guy's "relationship" at some point.



"Hooper and Wiseman" - the Super Heros of Porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24. Do you still do drugs? Booze? Thoughts therein.

27. Why did you punch out a cabbie in Vancouver? Why did you give a 7 foot tall bouncer a lap danse?

HAHAHA mainly because he didnt have a sense of humor. I asked him a simple question and he got real upset. his name was habib jiberish jiberish and I was waisted with everyone else and he was being a dick to everyone in the car. So I asked him if he was related to sudam husain. And he got real pissed off. and when i tried to grab my camera to take a picture at him he took a swing at me. Yes ask everyone in the car he swung first! So then I was like DUDE what are you doing! And everyone else was getting outa the car and as the last person barely got out he said CMON AMERICAN!! I AM TAKEING YOU TO SEE MY FRIENDS!! So all I could really think in my head was "Yes he was related to Bin Laden, And her was going to cut my head off or something along those lines. so I kept telling him to slow down and let me out! SLow down and let me out!!! We;; he never did. So I had to save my life and giove him a right cross and gently pull the car over for him once he was no longer in control of the car. LUCKY FOR ME!! I coulda been DEAD!!!

Hahaha i remember that one, that was fucked up. That was just outside of the Orange#5 strip club in Vancouver if I remember right... fuck... that was some drama with all the cops and shit.

Yep, it was!

However, he conveniently leaves out the part about the homeless guys that hang out there saved his ass from going to jail, since they liked the nice lady in the fur coat who gave them $20 US every time she saw them ;)

DH

I am a big lover. But if its time to get down I will if i have to. Drunk Or sober. If you got an ass woopin comein I may be the one to do it. And if I got one comein feel free to bring it. =)

HAHAH I forgot that part Kimmy! I got pictures of one of them giveing you the tongue i think!! or maybe that was them giveing me the Tongue.
Are you ever going to answer me lady. Or do you just enjoy toying with me?

28. Do you golf? Discuss. How many golf carts have you driven into ponds or wrecked in one way or another? What's your favorite golf club and how did you obtain it?

Yes I golf but not very good. I usually golf between a 76 and a 126. I have driven only 9 golf carts into random shit. Sand Traps Ponds or in front of a semi truck one time. ALL on ACCIDENT of course. I remember one time me and CJ paul decided to jump our golf cart over this sand trap. Well with 2 fat men in a golf cart they dont jump anywhere. Let alone OVER a deep sand trap. I will say my favorite club in my bag is my REALLY old Honey Comb sand wedge. It was my grandpa's. And it was pretty much the only thing i got of his when he passed away several year's ago. It is old and wore out but still does the job =)