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jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 05:27 PM

Which war and on what side would you fight, and why?

I'm certain this is too complex for %90 of GFY to comprehend, but I'm giving it a shot anyway.

My choice: WW2, Allies. That was the last "real" war and also the last one fought with no complex politics, it was black and white.

Manowar · 01-26-2006, 05:28 PM

cold war

either side

because i wouldnt get shot

bringer · 01-26-2006, 05:28 PM

the british in the war of 1812

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

because i wouldnt get shot

Plenty of people got shot in Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc.

spanky part 2 · 01-26-2006, 05:31 PM

Airborne in WW2 Europe. No doubt the greatest generation.

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 05:36 PM

I would say that the US Airborne and the German U-Boat crews were some of the most dedicated and selfless military personel in human history.

Fah King · 01-26-2006, 05:38 PM

1939-1945 Germany, I JUST LOVE THEIR UNIFORMS! no im not a nazi...

JamesK2 · 01-26-2006, 05:40 PM

WW2 Red Army

chupachups · 01-26-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

My choice: WW2, Allies. That was the last "real" war and also the last one fought with no complex politics, it was black and white.

Would have been my choice aswell

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

WW2 Red Army

You must get some sexual thing from starving to death in the cold.

C-wet · 01-26-2006, 06:04 PM

why would anyone want to be part of ANY war?
War is always bad, no matter on which side you take!!!
just my

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by C-wet

why would anyone want to be part of ANY war?
War is always bad, no matter on which side you take!!!
just my

I didnt say WANT I said HAD to.

Don't you have a Greenpeace ship to repair, hippy?

C-wet · 01-26-2006, 06:09 PM

I wish I was born in the sixties and be a real hippy

And believe me, you don't want to be in any army. army sucks!

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by C-wet

I wish I was born in the sixties and be a real hippy

And believe me, you don't want to be in any army. army sucks!

There was no internet in the 60's, treehugger. Just crappy fucking music and unshaved and UNWASHED pussy.

At least during the 40's the women wore stockings and nice skirts and used some fucking makeup.

I'd take that over some rancid broad who spent the night stinking up her mumu and smoking pot under a fucking tree while watching her armpitt hair grow ANY DAY.

Fucking hippys.

Alex · 01-26-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I didnt say WANT I said HAD to.

Even if you had too, you would probably find a way to doge the draft you pussy. If you had the slightest idea of what allied forces who fought on the front line went through and thier lives afterward, you would jump on the first train to Canada.

LittleMack · 01-26-2006, 06:19 PM

I would love to be a soldier in WWII if I had to be...I would not want to be a soldier in the US Civil War where 60,000+ died in a couple of days during the Battle of Gettysburg...(Iraq pales in comparison to that)...could not imagine being the drummer dude or flag carrier knowing you were going to be shot with a 2 inch musket ball.....

SquireMD · 01-26-2006, 06:23 PM

i'd be a US soldier in the invasion of panama...does that count?

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Even if you had too, you would probably find a way to doge the draft you pussy. If you had the slightest idea of what allied forces who fought on the front line went through and thier lives afterward, you would jump on the first train to Canada.

I was in the Army for 7 years you dipshit. So yeah, I'm sure what I saw while in Iraq or Somalia was nothing compared to what happened to the 101st during Garden, I'm also as certain that the boys who died in trenches in shithole France during WW1 had worse than that.

I know that the time Mommy came down into the basement and told you that you had to pay your OWN Ultima fees that month was very traumatizing.

Still, it doesnt really compare.

Know what I mean?

Murderous · 01-26-2006, 06:27 PM

The war on drugs... Just Say NO!

Seriously, this is not a smartass comment... that shit is killing off mankind.

But legalize pot. Nothing wrong with pot.

C-wet · 01-26-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

There was no internet in the 60's, treehugger. Just crappy fucking music and unshaved and UNWASHED pussy.
Fucking hippys.

But... I heard there was some kick ass LSD back then

C-wet · 01-26-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LittleMack

I would love to be a soldier in WWII if I had to be...I would not want to be a soldier in the US Civil War where 60,000+ died in a couple of days during the Battle of Gettysburg...(Iraq pales in comparison to that)...could not imagine being the drummer dude or flag carrier knowing you were going to be shot with a 2 inch musket ball.....

but you would want to be a soldier in WWII, where at least 60 million people (both soldiers and 35 civilians) lost their lives ?

JFK · 01-26-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

There was no internet in the 60's, treehugger. Just crappy fucking music and unshaved and UNWASHED pussy.

At least during the 40's the women wore stockings and nice skirts and used some fucking makeup.

I'd take that over some rancid broad who spent the night stinking up her mumu and smoking pot under a fucking tree while watching her armpitt hair grow ANY DAY.

Fucking hippys.

and whats wrong with smoking Pot under a fucking tree?? or fucking under a tree while smoking pot?

Alex · 01-26-2006, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

and whats wrong with smoking Pot under a fucking tree?? or fucking under a tree while smoking pot?

Or fucking a tree while high of pot for that matter.

czarina · 01-26-2006, 06:38 PM

Not sure If I am spelling his name right, but I would have been audy murphy.

Paul Waters · 01-26-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

the british in the war of 1812

Imagine being part of the force that went up against Hull at Fort Detroit!

Saeun · 01-26-2006, 06:45 PM

Star Wars, on the side of the force.

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

Not sure If I am spelling his name right, but I would have been audy murphy.

Now HE was a fucking American.

reynold · 01-26-2006, 06:53 PM

On the victorious side on the Battle of Stalingrad.

crockett · 01-26-2006, 06:53 PM

Fighter Pilot in ww2 on the US side..

Dirty Dane · 01-26-2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

My choice: WW2, Allies. That was the last "real" war and also the last one fought with no complex politics, it was black and white.

Oh man... WW2 was more than 'saving private Ryan'.. it was VERY complex political, before - during - and after, on both sides and internal within the axes and allies.

Anyway, I would say the last "real" war, really worth for other countries to interfere, was on Balkan in the 90's. As NATO and UN soldier, it made sense to go there.

u-Bob · 01-26-2006, 07:14 PM

the crusades look like fun

Pornwolf · 01-26-2006, 07:20 PM

The war on terror. Why? Cause it's relatively easy compared to the other wars. Iraq, sure, why not? Your chances are dying are pretty slim compared to every other war in history. Actually your chances of dying are about the same as a black guy living in Philadelphia... last year's murder capital.

War is not something you wanna be in. Especially the wars in the early to mid 1900's when the military still had people living in really harsh conditions. There was nothing glamorous about that shit so let's not pretend it was.

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

Oh man... WW2 was more than 'saving private Ryan'.. it was VERY complex political, before - during - and after, on both sides and internal between the axes and allies.

Anyway, I would say the last "real" war, really worth for other countries to interfere, was on Balkan in the 90's. As NATO and UN soldier, it made sense to go there.

The nonsense that led up to World War 2 WAS political, and the result of all of us not even beginning to fathom what global war meant, I'll give you that.

The simple fact; that no one grasped at the time, was that we were still all fighting WW1. Nothing had changed man; the same shit that had pissed off Germany and Japan 15 years before was STILL pissing them off. Japan was actually the only one who never rested on their laurels and became complacent. I mean fuck dude, they were kicking the shit out of China.

What started the fracas of "WW2", and made the whole conflict global again is easy to understand.

I.E.: the German anger over Versailles, the Japanese were a little miffed over us cutting their oil supplies off, our OWN policies of isolationism. Etc, etc, etc.

We can go into the intracacies of what LED to war for weeks; but who fucking cares.

That's not what I'm referring to man.

What I said was that WW2 was the last war FOUGHT in black and white. Surely you can grasp that concept.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-26-2006, 07:21 PM

The civil war..reason..I wouldnt want to fight in any other country

fl_prn_str · 01-26-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

There was no internet in the 60's, treehugger. Just crappy fucking music and unshaved and UNWASHED pussy.

At least during the 40's the women wore stockings and nice skirts and used some fucking makeup.

I'd take that over some rancid broad who spent the night stinking up her mumu and smoking pot under a fucking tree while watching her armpitt hair grow ANY DAY.

Fucking hippys.

I love UNWASHED pussy....lol

GUNNER · 01-26-2006, 07:42 PM

Maybe I'm restating a fact everyone is aware of here, I just think it's worth stating that WW2 was also the bloodiest war. More Americans died during the Civil War, but more Americans were killed in WW2. So the Civil War was our deadliest war while WW2 was our bloodiest.

Dirty Dane · 01-26-2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

What I said was that WW2 was the last war FOUGHT in black and white. Surely you can grasp that concept.

To a certain degree, yes, if you talk about the little soldier. It was simpler as a soldier that time, they had to follow orders. March or die, and that was it. Today, eyes are watching aka media, and even one soldiers behaviour can turn things into some big political. And when you come back today, you are not a hero, only a puppet... a political tool.

But overall, there were many overall political factors during WWII that affected both the strategy and even the morality among the soldiers. The race to Berlin and the negotiations between Japan and Russia are two examples.

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GUNNER

Maybe I'm restating a fact everyone is aware of here, I just think it's worth stating that WW2 was also the bloodiest war. More Americans died during the Civil War, but more Americans were killed in WW2. So the Civil War was our deadliest war while WW2 was our bloodiest.

Dude I agree. WW2 was the most destructive war in human history, bar none.

I could maybe argue with you on the stats, but I think you have the gist.

World War 2 was the most significant conflict our species ever jumped into. My God, we're still fighting it. There is a STRONG argument that we've been in a global war since 1914. Think about that.

jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

But overall, there were many overall political factors during WWII that affected both the strategy and even the morality among the soldiers. The race to Berlin and the negotiations between Japan and Russia are two examples.

1942 thru 1944 were the most desperate years this nation ever faced. My point is that there WERE no major political impedents, the ONLY factor being considered was victory. The only question (imho) being asked was "how do we WIN". No one cared HOW we won, we just had to win.

Think about that.

This wasnt some banana war like Puller had been fighting, where "ok yeah, some Marines would die; big deal." This WAS a legitimate fight to survive as a NATION.

Cliche time:

Imagine if Germany had won.

Now think about THAT.

Evil1 · 01-26-2006, 08:13 PM

I'll take a sniper rifle and i dont give a fuck what war, just show me what uniform the soon to be dead people are sporting

Spunky · 01-26-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

On the victorious side on the Battle of Stalingrad.

Fucking Pinko commie

Rochard · 01-26-2006, 08:17 PM

If you stop and think about it, isn't all of this crap in the middle east nothing more than left over stuff from WWII? I mean, who ruled the Middle East during WWII and directly after?

Odin · 01-26-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

On the victorious side on the Battle of Stalingrad.

I would be fighting on the defeated side in Stalingrad alongside my grandfather

But honestly, that was the worst part of WWII for both sides. And really, Stalin was even worse than Hitler (with regards to freedom and genocide), so the Soviet people never really won from that war.

Dirty Dane · 01-26-2006, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

The only question (imho) being asked was "how do we WIN". No one cared HOW we won, we just had to win.

Agree, but have to add this; .. had to win most. It was still agendas and split between the allies. Especially when we talk about Russia vs West... beat Stalin to Berlin, bomb Japan instead of Russian invasion. "Small" stuff like that

Babagirls · 01-26-2006, 08:27 PM

Vietnam

its the war that no soldier really talks about it. i wanna know, first hand, why. i feel and see what they did.

NickB. · 01-26-2006, 09:55 PM

I would be in one of the crusades, sword and arrow on a horse, Im not religious......

I always dream about being a knight in one of those wars...LOL

Which reminds me I need to buy CRUSADER for the PC

Snake Doctor · 01-26-2006, 10:08 PM

From a selfish point of view, I'd fight in the current Iraq war. Or the first Iraq war. Your chances of surviving and coming out of it without getting maimed were higher than any other war in history

WME · 01-26-2006, 10:29 PM

definitely not the Persian Gulf War.

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