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01-21-2006, 03:13 PM
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As you wish...
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Donny was killed by "friendly fire"...
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/trib.../s_136525.html
To see how YOU died, type your name in quotes into google: "NAME was killed by" Then post it here! |
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01-21-2006, 03:15 PM
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Ask me about negative cash flow
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No, I will not be ordered around by a fat, bald jerk.
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01-21-2006, 03:16 PM
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Ask me about negative cash flow
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01-21-2006, 03:16 PM
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As you wish...
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01-21-2006, 03:18 PM
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May 8, 1873 S. D. POTTER was killed by Jeff Howard, at Pioche, Lincoln County. Quarreled over a game of cards. Howard got ten years in the State Prison.
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01-21-2006, 03:19 PM
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Ask me about negative cash flow
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01-21-2006, 03:19 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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Jason was killed by water
Mine came from a Freddy vs. Jason review |
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01-21-2006, 03:22 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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01-21-2006, 03:26 PM
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"Seth was killed by Dr. Samantha Carter using a ribbon device"
Damn, that sounds painful..... I think 
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01-21-2006, 03:28 PM
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Orgasms N Such!
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Doesn't work well with my name.. not many people named Treasure around.. I come up with a lot of stuff about Treasure Hunters and antiques being destroyed
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01-21-2006, 03:32 PM
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**Porntrepreneur**
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Mike was killed by the very people he liberated...
Father Mike was killed by the falling debris ... Mike was killed by the mimed blast ... Mike was killed by a run-away horse trailer... Mike was killed by a gun... Mike was killed by the queen of the alien species ... Mike was killed by a random beating in a bad neighborhood ... Mike was killed by a drunk driver ... Mike was killed by crossing in the path of a Brown Line CTA train... Mike was killed by falling down a hundred foot shaft on a late Sunday afternoon... (this will happen tomorrow  )Mike was killed by tripping a booby trap ... Mike was killed by his brother-in-law... Mike was killed by "friendly fire" in Vietnam ... Mike was killed by a 200 lb lamp... Mike was killed by a mine in Vietnam ... Mike was killed by police officers ... Mike was killed by soldiers in 1990 during the height of the civil war... Mike was killed by lightning ... mike was killed by a huge rock and snow slide ... Mike was killed by a "troubled youth" he had taken into his home ... Mike was killed by a US destroyer off shore accidental ... Mike was killed by the Flood .... It goes on but some are pretty good ... 
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01-21-2006, 03:36 PM
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Have laptop will travel
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Curly Bill was killed by their posse, near Iron Springs, shot with two blasts
from Wyatt Earps shotgun. "... and his word was as good as his bond. ... |
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01-21-2006, 03:36 PM
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01-21-2006, 03:38 PM
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very very morbid fellas
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01-21-2006, 03:39 PM
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Mike was killed by falling down a hundred foot shaft on a late Sunday afternoon... (this will happen tomorrow )
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01-21-2006, 03:41 PM
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No matches found with mine. I guess I wasn't killed by anything!
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01-21-2006, 03:49 PM
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Hmmmm..... You should probably go ahead and cancel that abandoned construction site party tomorrow then 
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01-21-2006, 03:50 PM
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It's coming look busy
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David was killed by a bull.
David, was killed by a buffalo. David, was killed by the Indians while he was in the field at work. David was killed by a team of run away horses. David was killed by an animal kick to his head. David was killed by accident while riding horse back. David was killed by falling and being run over by the wagon when drawing their household goods from Milwaukee to the farm. David was killed by river pirates. David was killed by a poisoned arrow, shot by his own daughter. David was killed by a falling tree. David was killed by a rolling log. Remind me to stay the fuck away from farms. Though the "David was killed by being pulled into an industrial dough maker" does sound rather unpleasant.
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01-21-2006, 03:52 PM
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I got some nice ones!
Alex was killed by the blade of a police helicopter. Alex was killed by Tess while she was trying to mind warp him to try to get him to forget about Las Crucas University and what he did there
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That has GOT to hurt!
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01-21-2006, 03:54 PM
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did not match any documents.
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01-21-2006, 03:55 PM
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"Seth was killed by a trandoshan spice lord named Krilk."
WTF?! I don't even know any trandoshan spice lords....
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01-21-2006, 03:56 PM
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March 1st, 2003
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Cary was killed by machine gun fire whilst leading A Company on an
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01-21-2006, 03:58 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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01-21-2006, 04:00 PM
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Rene was killed by asphyxiation, as he had a defective gas boiler in his bathroom.
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01-21-2006, 04:04 PM
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Shank-A-Potamus
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As I was living in Las Vegas for many years Tony was killed by the Chicago Mob for
breaking the rules in the mafia, by going out with another member's wife
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01-21-2006, 04:06 PM
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Ezekiel was killed by Indians while hunting beaver at Newfound lake
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01-21-2006, 04:07 PM
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Figures, damn trendoshans......
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01-21-2006, 04:07 PM
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whoops i was wrong..
"See, Minnie was a young kid lookin' for excitement Smokey was a hoodlum, headin' for inditement Then one day their relationship stopped when Smokey was killed by the M-I-C-Cops "
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01-21-2006, 04:07 PM
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That's what you get for chasing the beaver
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01-21-2006, 04:08 PM
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Ouch,
Misty was killed by a drunk driver on Feb 11, 1999 :-(
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