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David was killed by a bull.
David, was killed by a buffalo.
David, was killed by the Indians while he was in the field at work.
David was killed by a team of run away horses.
David was killed by an animal kick to his head.
David was killed by accident while riding horse back.
David was killed by falling and being run over by the wagon when drawing their household goods from Milwaukee to the farm.
David was killed by river pirates.
David was killed by a poisoned arrow, shot by his own daughter.
David was killed by a falling tree.
David was killed by a rolling log.
Remind me to stay the fuck away from farms.
Though the "David was killed by being pulled into an industrial dough maker" does sound rather unpleasant.
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