Donny was killed by "friendly fire"...

**XAKEP** · 01-21-2006, 01:15 PM

No, I will not be ordered around by a fat, bald jerk.

**XAKEP** · 01-21-2006, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by XAKEP

No, I will not be ordered around by a fat, bald jerk.

What a rude response.

**Donny** · 01-21-2006, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by XAKEP

No, I will not be ordered around by a fat, bald jerk.

I love it when you talk to me like that.

**potter** · 01-21-2006, 01:18 PM

May 8, 1873 S. D. POTTER was killed by Jeff Howard, at Pioche, Lincoln County. Quarreled over a game of cards. Howard got ten years in the State Prison.

**XAKEP** · 01-21-2006, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by Donny

I love it when you talk to me like that.

I have been bending over for you for several minutes now. Let the spanking commence.

**Marcus Aurelius** · 01-21-2006, 01:19 PM

Jason was killed by water

Mine came from a Freddy vs. Jason review

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-21-2006, 01:22 PM

ADG Webmaster

**EdgeXXX** · 01-21-2006, 01:26 PM

"Seth was killed by Dr. Samantha Carter using a ribbon device"

Damn, that sounds painful..... I think

**LadyMischief** · 01-21-2006, 01:28 PM

Doesn't work well with my name.. not many people named Treasure around.. I come up with a lot of stuff about Treasure Hunters and antiques being destroyed

**MikeVega** · 01-21-2006, 01:32 PM

Mike was killed by the very people he liberated...

Father Mike was killed by the falling debris ...

Mike was killed by the mimed blast ...

Mike was killed by a run-away horse trailer...

Mike was killed by a gun...

Mike was killed by the queen of the alien species ...

Mike was killed by a random beating in a bad neighborhood ...

Mike was killed by a drunk driver ...

Mike was killed by crossing in the path of a Brown Line CTA train...

Mike was killed by falling down a hundred foot shaft on a late Sunday afternoon... (this will happen tomorrow

)

Mike was killed by tripping a booby trap ...

Mike was killed by his brother-in-law...

Mike was killed by "friendly fire" in Vietnam ...

Mike was killed by a 200 lb lamp...

Mike was killed by a mine in Vietnam ...

Mike was killed by police officers ...

Mike was killed by soldiers in 1990 during the height of the civil war...

Mike was killed by lightning ...

mike was killed by a huge rock and snow slide ...

Mike was killed by a "troubled youth" he had taken into his home ...

Mike was killed by a US destroyer off shore accidental ...

Mike was killed by the Flood ....

It goes on but some are pretty good ...

**bjjb** · 01-21-2006, 01:36 PM

Curly Bill was killed by their posse, near Iron Springs, shot with two blasts
from Wyatt Earps shotgun. "... and his word was as good as his bond. ...

**EdgeXXX** · 01-21-2006, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by MikeVega

Mike was killed by a 200 lb lamp...

What did I tell you about playing with 200lb lamps?

**llporter** · 01-21-2006, 01:38 PM

very very morbid fellas

**MikeVega** · 01-21-2006, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

What did I tell you about playing with 200lb lamps?

I like this one

Mike was killed by falling down a hundred foot shaft on a late Sunday afternoon... (this will happen tomorrow )

**Abithefiend** · 01-21-2006, 01:41 PM

No matches found with mine. I guess I wasn't killed by anything!

**EdgeXXX** · 01-21-2006, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by MikeVega

I like this one

Mike was killed by falling down a hundred foot shaft on a late Sunday afternoon... (this will happen tomorrow )

Hmmmm..... You should probably go ahead and cancel that abandoned construction site party tomorrow then

**After Shock Media** · 01-21-2006, 01:50 PM

David was killed by a bull.
David, was killed by a buffalo.
David, was killed by the Indians while he was in the field at work.
David was killed by a team of run away horses.
David was killed by an animal kick to his head.
David was killed by accident while riding horse back.
David was killed by falling and being run over by the wagon when drawing their household goods from Milwaukee to the farm.
David was killed by river pirates.
David was killed by a poisoned arrow, shot by his own daughter.
David was killed by a falling tree.
David was killed by a rolling log.

Remind me to stay the fuck away from farms.

Though the "David was killed by being pulled into an industrial dough maker" does sound rather unpleasant.

**BiggleJones** · 01-21-2006, 01:52 PM

I got some nice ones!

Alex was killed by the blade of a police helicopter.

Alex was killed by Tess while she was trying to mind warp him to try to get him
to forget about Las Crucas University and what he did there

**EdgeXXX** · 01-21-2006, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Though the "David was killed by being pulled into an industrial dough maker" does sound rather unpleasant.

That has GOT to hurt!

**SmokeyTheBear** · 01-21-2006, 01:54 PM

did not match any documents.

**EdgeXXX** · 01-21-2006, 01:55 PM

"Seth was killed by a trandoshan spice lord named Krilk."

WTF?! I don't even know any trandoshan spice lords....

**eroswebmaster** · 01-21-2006, 01:56 PM

Cary was killed by machine gun fire whilst leading A Company on an
attack on the German Lines just north of Bazentine le Grand Wood

**baddog** · 01-21-2006, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

"Seth was killed by a trandoshan spice lord named Krilk."

WTF?! I don't even know any trandoshan spice lords....

A random act of violence.

**Ice** · 01-21-2006, 02:00 PM

Rene was killed by asphyxiation, as he had a defective gas boiler in his bathroom.

**SweetT** · 01-21-2006, 02:04 PM

As I was living in Las Vegas for many years Tony was killed by the Chicago Mob for
breaking the rules in the mafia, by going out with another member's wife

**PR_EZEKIEL** · 01-21-2006, 02:06 PM

Ezekiel was killed by Indians while hunting beaver at Newfound lake

**EdgeXXX** · 01-21-2006, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by baddog

A random act of violence.

Figures, damn trendoshans......

**SmokeyTheBear** · 01-21-2006, 02:07 PM

whoops i was wrong..

"See, Minnie was a young kid lookin' for excitement
Smokey was a hoodlum, headin' for inditement
Then one day their relationship stopped
when Smokey was killed by the M-I-C-Cops
"

**EdgeXXX** · 01-21-2006, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by PR_EZEKIEL

Ezekiel was killed by Indians while hunting beaver at Newfound lake

That's what you get for chasing the beaver

**adultchica** · 01-21-2006, 02:08 PM

Ouch,

Misty was killed by a drunk driver on Feb 11, 1999 :-(

Donny was killed by "friendly fire"...

Donny was killed by "friendly fire"...

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