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Donny 01-21-2006 03:13 PM

Donny was killed by "friendly fire"...
 
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/trib.../s_136525.html

To see how YOU died, type your name in quotes into google:

"NAME was killed by"

Then post it here!

XAKEP 01-21-2006 03:15 PM

No, I will not be ordered around by a fat, bald jerk.

XAKEP 01-21-2006 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XAKEP
No, I will not be ordered around by a fat, bald jerk.

What a rude response.

Donny 01-21-2006 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XAKEP
No, I will not be ordered around by a fat, bald jerk.


I love it when you talk to me like that.

potter 01-21-2006 03:18 PM

May 8, 1873 S. D. POTTER was killed by Jeff Howard, at Pioche, Lincoln County. Quarreled over a game of cards. Howard got ten years in the State Prison.

XAKEP 01-21-2006 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
I love it when you talk to me like that.

I have been bending over for you for several minutes now. Let the spanking commence.

Marcus Aurelius 01-21-2006 03:19 PM

Jason was killed by water


Mine came from a Freddy vs. Jason review

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-21-2006 03:22 PM

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EdgeXXX 01-21-2006 03:26 PM

"Seth was killed by Dr. Samantha Carter using a ribbon device"


Damn, that sounds painful..... I think :Oh crap

LadyMischief 01-21-2006 03:28 PM

Doesn't work well with my name.. not many people named Treasure around.. I come up with a lot of stuff about Treasure Hunters and antiques being destroyed :)

MikeVega 01-21-2006 03:32 PM

Mike was killed by the very people he liberated...

Father Mike was killed by the falling debris ...

Mike was killed by the mimed blast ...

Mike was killed by a run-away horse trailer...

Mike was killed by a gun...

Mike was killed by the queen of the alien species ...

Mike was killed by a random beating in a bad neighborhood ...

Mike was killed by a drunk driver ...

Mike was killed by crossing in the path of a Brown Line CTA train...

Mike was killed by falling down a hundred foot shaft on a late Sunday afternoon... (this will happen tomorrow :( )

Mike was killed by tripping a booby trap ...

Mike was killed by his brother-in-law...

Mike was killed by "friendly fire" in Vietnam ...

Mike was killed by a 200 lb lamp...

Mike was killed by a mine in Vietnam ...

Mike was killed by police officers ...

Mike was killed by soldiers in 1990 during the height of the civil war...

Mike was killed by lightning ...

mike was killed by a huge rock and snow slide ...

Mike was killed by a "troubled youth" he had taken into his home ...

Mike was killed by a US destroyer off shore accidental ...

Mike was killed by the Flood ....


It goes on but some are pretty good ... :helpme

bjjb 01-21-2006 03:36 PM

Curly Bill was killed by their posse, near Iron Springs, shot with two blasts
from Wyatt Earps shotgun. "... and his word was as good as his bond. ...

EdgeXXX 01-21-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega
Mike was killed by a 200 lb lamp...

What did I tell you about playing with 200lb lamps?


:1orglaugh

llporter 01-21-2006 03:38 PM

very very morbid fellas

MikeVega 01-21-2006 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
What did I tell you about playing with 200lb lamps?


:1orglaugh

I like this one

Mike was killed by falling down a hundred foot shaft on a late Sunday afternoon... (this will happen tomorrow )

Abithefiend 01-21-2006 03:41 PM

No matches found with mine. I guess I wasn't killed by anything!

EdgeXXX 01-21-2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega
I like this one

Mike was killed by falling down a hundred foot shaft on a late Sunday afternoon... (this will happen tomorrow )


Hmmmm..... You should probably go ahead and cancel that abandoned construction site party tomorrow then :winkwink: :1orglaugh

After Shock Media 01-21-2006 03:50 PM

David was killed by a bull.
David, was killed by a buffalo.
David, was killed by the Indians while he was in the field at work.
David was killed by a team of run away horses.
David was killed by an animal kick to his head.
David was killed by accident while riding horse back.
David was killed by falling and being run over by the wagon when drawing their household goods from Milwaukee to the farm.
David was killed by river pirates.
David was killed by a poisoned arrow, shot by his own daughter.
David was killed by a falling tree.
David was killed by a rolling log.

Remind me to stay the fuck away from farms.


Though the "David was killed by being pulled into an industrial dough maker" does sound rather unpleasant.

BiggleJones 01-21-2006 03:52 PM

I got some nice ones!

Alex was killed by the blade of a police helicopter.

Alex was killed by Tess while she was trying to mind warp him to try to get him
to forget about Las Crucas University and what he did there

EdgeXXX 01-21-2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Though the "David was killed by being pulled into an industrial dough maker" does sound rather unpleasant.


That has GOT to hurt! :Oh crap

SmokeyTheBear 01-21-2006 03:54 PM

did not match any documents.

EdgeXXX 01-21-2006 03:55 PM

"Seth was killed by a trandoshan spice lord named Krilk."

WTF?! I don't even know any trandoshan spice lords....

eroswebmaster 01-21-2006 03:56 PM

Cary was killed by machine gun fire whilst leading A Company on an
attack on the German Lines just north of Bazentine le Grand Wood

baddog 01-21-2006 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
"Seth was killed by a trandoshan spice lord named Krilk."

WTF?! I don't even know any trandoshan spice lords....

A random act of violence.

Ice 01-21-2006 04:00 PM

Rene was killed by asphyxiation, as he had a defective gas boiler in his bathroom.

SweetT 01-21-2006 04:04 PM

As I was living in Las Vegas for many years Tony was killed by the Chicago Mob for
breaking the rules in the mafia, by going out with another member's wife

PR_EZEKIEL 01-21-2006 04:06 PM

Ezekiel was killed by Indians while hunting beaver at Newfound lake

EdgeXXX 01-21-2006 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
A random act of violence.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh





Figures, damn trendoshans......

SmokeyTheBear 01-21-2006 04:07 PM

whoops i was wrong..

"See, Minnie was a young kid lookin' for excitement
Smokey was a hoodlum, headin' for inditement
Then one day their relationship stopped
when Smokey was killed by the M-I-C-Cops
"

EdgeXXX 01-21-2006 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_EZEKIEL
Ezekiel was killed by Indians while hunting beaver at Newfound lake


:1orglaugh That's what you get for chasing the beaver :1orglaugh

adultchica 01-21-2006 04:08 PM

Ouch,

Misty was killed by a drunk driver on Feb 11, 1999 :-(


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