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				Ever wake up with a black eye and have no clue where it came from?
			 
			I woke up this morning with a black eye. Not sure where it came from. There is no pain behind the skin. It's nothing huge and swollen, just kind of purple & yellow below my eye. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	No, there was no alcohol or drug usage last night, so I am know I am not going crazy. Any know what the fuck this is all about or has it ever happened to anyone else?  | 
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		 at least once a week yeah 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 maybe you should ask your doctor... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 You did probably do it to yourself while you were asleep. But I would go to the doc if it doen't get better. Wouldn't be too funny if its infected by some shit.. :/ 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 woke up one time with a red ring around my cock, anda brown ring around my cock... scared the hell outta me, so i went to the doc... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			he ran some tests n called me a week later & told me he had good news n bad news... he said the good news was that the red ring was nothing more than lipstick (apparently i got really drunk & got a blowjob i dont remember)... he then said the bad news was that the brown ring was from chewing tobacco.......... 
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		 Time to schedule your first AA meeting. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I woke up to a few babes that I didn't know where they came from... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I think your dog doesn't like you 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Do you sleep alone? If not have you been a good bf? That migh explain a lot. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Nope, never woke up whit an black eye..  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Black girl on the other hand.. now thats a difrent story :p  | 
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		 maybe it has something to do with your blood. but I am wondering why always in the eye 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 never my eyes but some of my body, probly from my martial arts classes 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Some nigga broke into your house and punched you in the eye. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 have done a few nights when i have been out drinking and cant remember shit in the moring damn i hate that feeling 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 no but i've woken up missing some bikini briefs and i knew i had em on when i went out.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Know the truth about selective Amnesia.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I can honestly say, I never had a black eye before.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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