Ever wake up with a black eye and have no clue where it came from?
 

I woke up this morning with a black eye. Not sure where it came from. There is no pain behind the skin. It's nothing huge and swollen, just kind of purple & yellow below my eye.

No, there was no alcohol or drug usage last night, so I am know I am not going crazy. Any know what the fuck this is all about or has it ever happened to anyone else?

at least once a week yeah

maybe you should ask your doctor...

You did probably do it to yourself while you were asleep. But I would go to the doc if it doen't get better. Wouldn't be too funny if its infected by some shit.. :/

woke up one time with a red ring around my cock, anda brown ring around my cock... scared the hell outta me, so i went to the doc...

he ran some tests n called me a week later & told me he had good news n bad news...

he said the good news was that the red ring was nothing more than lipstick (apparently i got really drunk & got a blowjob i dont remember)...

he then said the bad news was that the brown ring was from chewing tobacco..........

Time to schedule your first AA meeting.

:1orglaugh i dont drink much these days :1orglaugh

I woke up to a few babes that I didn't know where they came from...

Sore testicles...

But no black eyes

I think your dog doesn't like you

I think I don't have a dog - and I have no clue wtf you are talking about

Do you sleep alone? If not have you been a good bf? That migh explain a lot.

Nope, never woke up whit an black eye..
Black girl on the other hand.. now thats a difrent story :p

maybe it has something to do with your blood. but I am wondering why always in the eye

I have a wife... but she SWEARS she didn't beat me in my sleep. :1orglaugh

LOL @ getting rid of the graphic for your sig - we still know who you are. :winkwink:

Well, there's your answer right there (plausible deniability). :1orglaugh

never my eyes but some of my body, probly from my martial arts classes

Some nigga broke into your house and punched you in the eye.

have done a few nights when i have been out drinking and cant remember shit in the moring damn i hate that feeling

no but i've woken up missing some bikini briefs and i knew i had em on when i went out. :(

Bro - you make me laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaff

:1orglaugh

Know the truth about selective Amnesia..

Dude OMG!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I can honestly say, I never had a black eye before. :)