Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz

woke up one time with a red ring around my cock, anda brown ring around my cock... scared the hell outta me, so i went to the doc...

he ran some tests n called me a week later & told me he had good news n bad news...

he said the good news was that the red ring was nothing more than lipstick (apparently i got really drunk & got a blowjob i dont remember)...

he then said the bad news was that the brown ring was from chewing tobacco..........