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Old 01-18-2006, 08:03 AM   #1
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Ever wake up with a black eye and have no clue where it came from?

I woke up this morning with a black eye. Not sure where it came from. There is no pain behind the skin. It's nothing huge and swollen, just kind of purple & yellow below my eye.

No, there was no alcohol or drug usage last night, so I am know I am not going crazy. Any know what the fuck this is all about or has it ever happened to anyone else?
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:05 AM   #2
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at least once a week yeah
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:07 AM   #3
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maybe you should ask your doctor...
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:08 AM   #4
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You did probably do it to yourself while you were asleep. But I would go to the doc if it doen't get better. Wouldn't be too funny if its infected by some shit.. :/
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:08 AM   #5
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woke up one time with a red ring around my cock, anda brown ring around my cock... scared the hell outta me, so i went to the doc...

he ran some tests n called me a week later & told me he had good news n bad news...

he said the good news was that the red ring was nothing more than lipstick (apparently i got really drunk & got a blowjob i dont remember)...

he then said the bad news was that the brown ring was from chewing tobacco..........
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:10 AM   #6
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Time to schedule your first AA meeting.
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:12 AM   #7
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Time to schedule your first AA meeting.
i dont drink much these days
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Old 01-18-2006, 01:08 PM   #8
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I woke up to a few babes that I didn't know where they came from...

Sore testicles...

But no black eyes
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Old 01-18-2006, 01:58 PM   #9
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:22 PM   #10
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I think your dog doesn't like you
I think I don't have a dog - and I have no clue wtf you are talking about
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Old 01-18-2006, 03:26 PM   #11
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Do you sleep alone? If not have you been a good bf? That migh explain a lot.
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Old 01-18-2006, 03:31 PM   #12
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Nope, never woke up whit an black eye..
Black girl on the other hand.. now thats a difrent story :p
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:01 PM   #13
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maybe it has something to do with your blood. but I am wondering why always in the eye
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:03 PM   #14
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Do you sleep alone? If not have you been a good bf? That migh explain a lot.
I have a wife... but she SWEARS she didn't beat me in my sleep.
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:04 PM   #15
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maybe it has something to do with your blood. but I am wondering why always in the eye
LOL @ getting rid of the graphic for your sig - we still know who you are.
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:05 PM   #16
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I have a wife... but she SWEARS she didn't beat me in my sleep.

Well, there's your answer right there (plausible deniability).
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:07 PM   #17
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never my eyes but some of my body, probly from my martial arts classes
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:07 PM   #18
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Some nigga broke into your house and punched you in the eye.
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:07 PM   #19
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have done a few nights when i have been out drinking and cant remember shit in the moring damn i hate that feeling
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:08 PM   #20
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no but i've woken up missing some bikini briefs and i knew i had em on when i went out.
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:19 PM   #21
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no but i've woken up missing some bikini briefs and i knew i had em on when i went out.
Bro - you make me laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaff

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Old 01-18-2006, 08:28 PM   #22
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:48 PM   #23
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woke up one time with a red ring around my cock, anda brown ring around my cock... scared the hell outta me, so i went to the doc...

he ran some tests n called me a week later & told me he had good news n bad news...

he said the good news was that the red ring was nothing more than lipstick (apparently i got really drunk & got a blowjob i dont remember)...

he then said the bad news was that the brown ring was from chewing tobacco..........
Dude OMG!
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:32 PM   #24
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I can honestly say, I never had a black eye before.
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