Ok so I'm getting married on the 23rd. - GoFuckYourself.com

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:11 PM

Advice?

Very ghetto sorta thing, we may go to the JOTP.

Not sure yet.

MetaMan · 11-09-2005, 01:13 PM

i would suggest getting brand new reebok pumps and giving them a little "pump" for extra boost before you RUN

Kimmykim · 11-09-2005, 01:14 PM

Wow, I'm surprised. Not like really amazed, just surprised. You don't seem like the marrying sort.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:14 PM

I think we'll do it in GFY shirts.

J-$ · 11-09-2005, 01:14 PM

yea....get a prenup!!!

gangbangjoe · 11-09-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I think we'll do it in GFY shirts.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Wow, I'm surprised. Not like really amazed, just surprised. You don't seem like the marrying sort.

I was married for EONS once.

I'm sooooooo the marrying kind.

boneprone · 11-09-2005, 01:15 PM

Ask her if she knows me...

Becasue if she does, you know the story..

Yep.. I fucked her!!

Hopefully she doesnt know me.

boneprone · 11-09-2005, 01:16 PM

Is that really a pic of you in your sig??

You look like the cave man in those Geico commercials!

pornguy · 11-09-2005, 01:16 PM

Make sure that she is BI, that way you wont be boared in 30 days.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

I'm not kidding. Gonna email Lens though and see what kinda present he's sending before we make the final wardrobe decision.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

Is that really a pic of you in your sig??

You look like the cave man in those Geico commercials!

It is indeed Mr. BP. I'm a little sad though, all this time I thought I looked like Depp.

Kimmykim · 11-09-2005, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I was married for EONS once.

I'm sooooooo the marrying kind.

Wow, I'd never have guessed.

I suppose we know why you got the manicure now ;)

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

Ask her if she knows me...

Becasue if she does, you know the story..

Yep.. I fucked her!!

Hopefully she doesnt know me.

LOl I missed that. And yeah I know the story.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Wow, I'd never have guessed.

I suppose we know why you got the manicure now ;)

No that was to get the dried boogers out from under my nails.

Dalai lama · 11-09-2005, 01:21 PM

well goodluck to you

go GFY shirts btw

RogerV · 11-09-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Advice?

Very ghetto sorta thing, we may go to the JOTP.

Not sure yet.

Dont do it!

pornpf69 · 11-09-2005, 01:25 PM

the only advice i have for you is: DONT DO IT!!!

boneprone · 11-09-2005, 01:27 PM

Good luck man.

Marriage is a good thing.

IT keeps us crazy guys at bay...

Sort of.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:28 PM

It's just not home without a woman LIVING there.

You know what I'm talking about BP.

Citizen Cain · 11-09-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Advice?

Run. Run Fast.

I hear the French Foreign Legion is hiring.

Kimmykim · 11-09-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

It's just not home without a woman LIVING there.

You know what I'm talking about BP.

There's no law that says you can't buy tampons and cold cream and stick them in your bathroom cabinet.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

There's no law that says you can't buy tampons and cold cream and stick them in your bathroom cabinet.

I tried to stick my dick in a bottle of cold cream once, just wasn't the same.

#1 It was COLD.

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 01:40 PM

and btw tell me more about that processing, been meaning to ask you.

Wilbo · 11-09-2005, 01:47 PM

Give her a few drinks before you get married. Invite as few people as you can so there are as few witnesses as possible. Then when she gets on your nerves in a day or two, tell her she just drank too much that day and you're not really married. Tell her the whole thing was just an alchohol induced fabrication of her mind.

Screaming · 11-09-2005, 01:56 PM

Congrads. May this be a blessed union.

Phoenix · 11-09-2005, 01:57 PM

run now..my new wife is already lowering the boom on what im allowed to do

jimthefiend · 11-09-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

run now..my new wife is already lowering the boom on what im allowed to do

Yeah man, but you're Canadian and therefore bereft of balls anway.

Me = American
Her = English

My ancestors established the proper pecking order in our house LONG ago.

spideriux · 11-09-2005, 02:23 PM

good Luck to you !

Kimmykim · 11-09-2005, 02:29 PM

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and btw tell me more about that processing, been meaning to ask you.

Well, the smartass answer would be that you find surfers with good credit cards who want to join your sites, and I let them. ;)

The politically correct answer would be that you get competitive rates, daily deposits, 180 day paybacks on reserves, 2% chargeback rate on Visa (1% on Mastercard no matter where you go), and no minimum monthly volume to start. This is not US processing so you'd have to get a corporation in either AP or EU to use it, either of which costs you around $2600 a year to incorporate.

icq me if you've got some specific questions and I can answer you pretty quickly on them. 101 69619

webair · 11-09-2005, 02:55 PM

play the field no need for committment

UniversalPassLorence · 11-09-2005, 02:56 PM

Go all out on the bachlor party

betsy · 11-09-2005, 03:10 PM

as cliche as it sounds, try and enjoy the moment cuz it goes really really fast. I just got married in september, and it was all a blur. I'm just glad i have plenty of pics.

Also, I'd suggest having the caterer make a plate for you that you can take to the hotel, because its likely you wont have much time to eat at the reception.

GlydeGirl · 11-09-2005, 03:21 PM

Make sure to have wild sex on your wedding night -- do the nastiest, dirtiest, most outrageous things to each other and make it a banner orgasm night!

reynold · 11-09-2005, 04:20 PM

Best wishes to you then.

tranza · 11-09-2005, 05:32 PM

good luck!

PixeLs · 11-09-2005, 05:50 PM

Goodluck on your wedding and hope you enjoy your married life.

jimthefiend · 11-10-2005, 02:12 PM

Shes reading this right NOW.

She's a freak like me or I'd be hurting.

u-Bob · 11-10-2005, 02:53 PM

congratz.

miss wild · 11-12-2005, 03:37 AM

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